15 Trivia Tidbits We Used To Spackle Our Brains Into Shimmering Gray Orbs
Greetings idiot Earthlings. Allow me and my large extraterrestrial brain to enlighten you with my knowledge of your very own planet. For starters, did you know that 25% of your skeletal structure resides in your feet?
Yes, those small, unimpressive appendages of yours. It seems your bipedalism comes at a price. And while your primitive technology boasts of high-resolution cameras, they pale in comparison to the human eye, which is 4 times more advanced. And speaking of the moon, have you noticed that 15% of the bipedal moon walkers on your planet are all named Alan? How curious. Do you have a fascination with the name? Perhaps it is the most common name on your planet? Or maybe, it's a requirement to walk on your moon. These facts are truly fascinating, but I must say, your planet is strange indeed. Read on, if your human brain can even do that, to learn of more facts that your species has deemed “fun.”