15 Trivia Tidbits We Used To Spackle Our Brains Into Shimmering Gray Orbs
![15 Trivia Tidbits We Used To Spackle Our Brains Into Shimmering Gray Orbs](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/1/9/896019_320x180.jpg)
Greetings idiot Earthlings. Allow me and my large extraterrestrial brain to enlighten you with my knowledge of your very own planet. For starters, did you know that 25% of your skeletal structure resides in your feet?
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Yes, those small, unimpressive appendages of yours. It seems your bipedalism comes at a price. And while your primitive technology boasts of high-resolution cameras, they pale in comparison to the human eye, which is 4 times more advanced. And speaking of the moon, have you noticed that 15% of the bipedal moon walkers on your planet are all named Alan? How curious. Do you have a fascination with the name? Perhaps it is the most common name on your planet? Or maybe, it's a requirement to walk on your moon. These facts are truly fascinating, but I must say, your planet is strange indeed. Read on, if your human brain can even do that, to learn of more facts that your species has deemed “fun.”
Alan On The Moon
![CRACKED 15% OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE WALKED ON THE MOON ARE NAMED ALAN. Out of the 12 people who have walked on the moon, 2 have been named Alan. None have been women.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/2/6/895526.jpg)
Eye Spy
![CRACKED THERE IS NO CAMERA MORE ADVANCED THAN THE HUMAN EYE. The human eye is about 4x better than the best camera on earth. Webse mini44 -](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/2/5/895525.jpg)
Bone Zone
![CRACKED 25% PERCENT OF BONES ARE IN THE FEET. 52 out of your (likely) 206 bones are rattling around down there. Tarsals Metatarsals Phalanges](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/2/4/895524.jpg)
Maybe That’s Why They’re Known For Their Rain.
![CRACKED THERE IS ONLY ONE CONTINENT THAT RESIDES IN THE NORTHERN, SOUTHERN, WESTERN, AND EASTERN HEMISPHERES. It's Africa.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/2/3/895523.jpg)
When In Rome
![CRACKED ANCIENT ROMANS USED POWDERED MOUSE BRAINS AS TOOTHPASTE. They also imported urine from Portugal as mouthwash.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/2/1/895521.jpg)
Sea Lead
![CRACKED THE OCEAN IS HOME TO 94% OF THE EARTH'S WILDLIFE. The world's biggest mountain range is also down there.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/2/2/895522.jpg)
Castle Hassle
![CRACKED THE MAIN DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CASTLES AND PALACES IS WAR. Palaces are not fortified, while castles are, since they're meant to stave off attacks from outsiders.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/8/895518.jpg)
Panda Parents
![CRACKED PANDAS ARE KNOWN TO FAKE PREGNANCY. Pandas in captivity fake pregnancy to get additional food and care from zookeepers.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/9/895519.jpg)
Pringle Paradox
![CRACKED PRINGLES HAVE AN OFFICIAL, MATHEMATICAL SHAPE. They are technically hyperbolic paraboloids, and can be expressed as the equation z=Ax2+By2. أ кусочке I I B Original I selecte A I adidas Pringler I R](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/2/0/895520.jpg)
Sandy Suckers
![CRACKED THE SAHARA DESERT IS NOT REALLY SANDY. It's only 25 percent sand - the rest is rocks.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/7/895517.jpg)
Water World
![CRACKED WATER MAKES DIFFERENT SOUNDS DEPENDING ON TEMPERATURE. Cold water has a lower pitched tone, making it sound heavier.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/6/895516.jpg)
My Anaconda Don’t Want None Unless You Got Buns Hun
![CRACKED ANACONDAS ARE THE HEAVIEST SNAKE IN THE WORLD. But they aren't the longest - pythons are.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/4/895514.jpg)
Fender Bender
![CRACKED THE FOUNDER OF FENDER GUITARS COULDN'T PLAY THE GUITAR. Не was a saxophonist. MUSK MAN](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/5/895515.jpg)
Mighty Monaco
![CRACKED THE MONACO ARMY ONLY HAS 18 PEOPLE MORE THAN ITS ORCHESTRA. The army also has its own orchestra, composed of 26 individuals.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/3/895513.jpg)
Beyond Beyonce
![CRACKED BEYONCE CAN RUN A MILE WHILE SINGING. In 2011, she told the Times of India My father, who was also my manager, made me run a mile while singing so | would be able to perform on stage without becoming exhausted.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/2/895512.jpg)