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17 Eye-Popping Things To Do With An Eyeball

By:: Dana Larsen

February 22, 2022

17 Eye-Popping Things To Do With An Eyeball

We've already looked at 15 Things You Can Do With An Eyeball, but now we see there's even more uses for an ocular orb. One of them is gazing at this list and storing some new facts in your mind's eye.

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17 MORE THINGS YOU CAN CRACKED.COM EYEBALL DO WITH AN PUT IT ON YOUR MONEY THE ONE DOLLAR BILL FEATURES A MYSTICAL EYE IN A TRIANGLE. See Note IT'S CALLED THE EYE OF PROVIDENCE. DURING THE 1700s IT WAS A COMMON SYMBOL FOR GOD'S DIVINE OVERSIGHT. — Source

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17 MORE THINGS YOU CAN CRACKED.COM WITH AN EYEBALL DO PREVENT CRIME THERE ARE SPECIFIC NEURONS WHICH FIRE WHEN YOU SEE AN EYE LOOKING AT YOU. Legal Eyes SOME STUDIES HAVE FOUND THAT PUBLIC SIGNS WITH EYES ON THEM CAN REDUCE CRIMES AND BIKE THEFTS. — Source and Source

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17 MORE THINGS YOU CAN CRACKED.COM EYEBALL DO WITH AN DISPLAY IT SPIRITUALLY THE CAO DÀI FAITH, BASED IN VIETNAM, USES THE SYMBOL OF A DIVINE EYE. THEY HAVE 50 DIFFERENT DIVINE EYES, EACH WITH A DIFFERENT SPIRITUAL MEANING. Blind Faith THE EYE IS A REMINDER THAT GOD WITNESSES EVERYTHING, EVERY- WHERE, CONSTANTLY. — Source

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17 MORE THINGS YOU CAN CRACKED.COM EYEBALL DO WITH AN STICK A NEEDLE INTO IT MEDIEVAL SURGEONS WOULD TRY TO REMOVE CATARACTS BY INSERTING A NEEDLE THROUGH THE CORNEA. Sharp Eyed THIS WAS SOMETIMES SUCCESSFUL, BUT OFTEN RESULTED IN INFECTION OR DAMAGE TO THE EYE. A BETTER SUCTION TECHNIQUE WAS LATER DEVELOPED USING A SYRINGE TO PIERCE THE EYE. — Source

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17 MORE THINGS YOU CAN CRACKED.COM EYEBALL DO WITH AN GET A KNIFE TIP CLOSE TO IT WHILE FILMING MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 2, ТОМ CRUISE HAD A KNIFE VERY CLOSE TO HIS EYE. Have a stab at it THE SCENE HAD HIS ENEMY TRY TO DRIVE A BLADE INTO HIS EYE. THEY ATTACHED A WIRE TO THE KNIFE HILT AND MEASURED PRECISELY SO IT COULDN'T QUITE REACH HIS EYEBALL. — Source

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17 MORE THINGS YOU CAN CRACKED.COM WITH EYEBALL DO AN TEAR IT OUT IN SHAME OEDIPUS WAS A MYTHIC GREEK KING WHO TORE OUT HIS OWN EYES. НЕ HAD UNKNOWINGLY KILLED HIS OWN FATHER AND MARRIED HIS MOTHER. WHEN НЕ REALIZED WHAT НЕ HAD Guilt Rip DONE, OEDIPUS BLINDED HIMSELF AND WAS THEN EXILED WITH HIS DAUGHTER. — Source

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17 MORE THINGS YOU CAN CRACKED.COM EYEBALL DO WITH AN BLIND IT WITH THE SUN STARING INTO THE SUN FOR EVEN A FEW SECONDS CAN CAUSE PERMANENT EYE DAMAGE. Sol Survivor ISAAC NEWTON TRIED STUDYING THE SUN WITH A MIRROR, AND BLINDED HIMSELF FOR THREE DAYS. AT THE TURN OF THE CENTURY, OPTHAMOLOGIST WILLIAM BATES ENCOURAGED SUNGAZING TO TREAT EYE PROBLEMS, WITH BAD RESULTS. — Source and Source

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17 MORE THINGS YOU CAN CRACKED.COM EYEBALL DO WITH AN CURSE YOUR ENEMIES THE 'EVIL EYE' IS AN ANCIENT SYMBOL STILL FEARED IN MANY CULTURES. Cross Eyed ABOUT 40% OF THE WORLD'S POPULATION BELIEVE IN THE CURSE POWER OF AN EVIL GLARE. IT GOES BACK 3000 YEARS AND IS ASSOCIATED WITH BLUE AND GREEN EYES. — Source

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17 DO MORE WITH THINGS AN EYEBALL YOU CAN CRACKED.COM GET MAGICAL PROTECTION THE SYMBOL OF AN EYE IN THE CENTRE OF A HAND IS POPULAR IN THE MIDDLE-EAST AND USED BY JEWS, CHRISTIANS AND MUSLIMS. CALLED A HAMSA, IT GIVES PROTECTION AGAINST THE EVIL EYE. IT IS SOMETIMES USED IN HOME DECOR AND OFTEN IN Hand-Eye JEWELLERY. Coordination — Source

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17 DO MORE WITH THINGS AN EYEBALL YOU CAN CRACKED.COM GET MAGICAL PROTECTION 2 THE EYE OF HORUS IS AN ANCIENT EGYPTION SYMBOL OFTEN WORN ON AMULETS FOR PROTECTION AND HEALING. HORUS Eyeroglyph HAD HIS EYE TORN OUT, THEN RETURNED TO HIM. THEN НЕ GAVE IT TO HIS DEAD FATHER, THE GOD OSIRIS, TO HELP SUSTAIN HIM IN THE AFTERLIFE. — Source and Source

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17 DO MORE WITH THINGS AN EYEBALL YOU CAN CRACKED.COM PUT SANANGA DROPS ON IT SANANGA EYE DROPS CONTAIN ALKALOIDS WITH PSYCHEDELIC EFFECTS. Vision Quest THE DROPS ARE MADE WITH JUICE FROM A CERTAIN ROOT. THEY ARE USED BY AMAZONIAN PEOPLES TO ENHANCE VISION FOR HUNTING AND TO TREAT EYE AILMENTS. — Source

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17 MORE THINGS YOU CAN CRACKED.COM EYEBALL DO WITH AN PUT A PSYCHEDELIC ON IT LIQUID LSD DROPS ARE SOMETIMES APPLIED DIRECTLY TO THE EYEBALL. Tripping Balls MOST EXPERTS SAY THIS IS NOT THE BEST WAY TO INGEST THE DRUG, AND MAY CAUSE ITCHING, TEARS AND DISCOLORATION. — Source

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17 MORE THINGS YOU CAN CRACKED.COM EYEBALL DO WITH AN CREATE A NEW MONSTER A BEHOLDER IS AN ORIGINAL CREATURE IN THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME SYSTEM. Eye Teeth IT'S A FLOATING ORB OF FLESH WITH A HUGE MOUTH, A SINGLE CENTRAL EYE, AND MANY SMALL EYESTALKS WITH MAGIC POWERS. IT WAS INVENTED IN 1975 AND HAS BECOME AN ICONIC D&D MONSTER. Photo: vmcampoo.com — Source

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17 DO MORE WITH THINGS AN EYEBALL YOU CAN CRACKED.COM GROW TEETH NEXT TO IT A WOMAN HAD TWO TEETH REMOVED FROM HER EYE SOCKET. She smiles with her eyes SHE WAS BORN WITH A TERATOMA TUMOR IN HER EYE WHICH WAS LEFT UNTREATED FOR 23 YEARS. TWO COMPLETE TEETH HAD GROWN INSIDE THE TUMOR! — Source

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17 DO MORE WITH THINGS AN EYEBALL YOU CAN CRACKED.COM PUT A TOOTH INTO IT A SURGICAL TECHNIQUE PUTS A PERSON'S TOOTH INTO THEIR EYE TO TREAT SOME KINDS OF BLINDNESS. Sharp Pupil THEIR CANINE TOOTH HAS A HOLE DRILLED THROUGH IT AND A LENS ATTACHED. IT IS THEN PLACED UNDER THE EYELID WITH A FLAP OF SKIN UNTIL IT GROWS IN. — Source

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17 MORE THINGS YOU CAN CRACKED.COM EYEBALL DO WITH AN BLAZE A SEXY GODDESS THE HINDU GOD SHIVA CAN BLAST A DESTRUCTIVE HEAT RAY OUT OF HIS THIRD EYE. Lens Flare НЕ ONCE USED HIS EYE-RAY TO BURN THE GODDESS OF LUST INTO ASH, BECAUSE SHE WAS TRYING TO SHOOT LOVE ARROWS INTO HIS HEART. — Source

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17 MORE THINGS YOU CAN CRACKED.COM EYEBALL DO WITH AN WHATEVER THE PLOT REQUIRES ARCHETYPICAL HERO SUPERMAN ORIGINALLY JUST HAD X-RAY VISION. THEN THEY ADDED HEAT VISION. SKZZAKKAKID Laser Focus SINCE THEN НЕ HAS USED HIS VISION POWERS TO GIVE AN INFRA-RED HEART MASSAGE, SEND OUT MICROWAVES, SEE ELECTRONS, ESCAPE A BLACK HOLE, AND RICOCHET BEAMS OFF MULTIPLE OPPONENTS. — Source

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