Unexpected Inspirations Behind Famous Comedic Performances

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‘Seinfeld’: All the Reasons Jerry Dumped a Woman, Ranked by Pettiness

‘She eats her peas one at a time!’

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The ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ Directors Read Their Worst Letterboxd Reviews

Said the Oscar-nominated directing duo, ‘It’s been a journey going from the little underdog darling to the most overrated bulls--- movie of the year’

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Winners and Losers from Last Night’s ‘Saturday Night Live’ With Michael B. Jordan

The contender tries to win the heavyweight comedy belt

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15 Times Celebs Did Weird, Inexplicable Crap at Awards Shows

Maybe we don’t invite celebrities to awards shows anymore.

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15 Things You Can Do With An Eyeball

By:: Dana Larsen

January 31, 2022

15 Things You Can Do With An Eyeball

Without our eyes, we'd be in the dark. You'd think that would be good enough, but a deeper look reveals all sorts of other possibilities for eye activities. Let's see all the things you can do with an eyeball.

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15 THINGS WITH AN YOU EYEBALL CAN DO CRACKED.COM FLIP ITS PERCEPTION SPECIAL GLASSES CAN MAKE EVERYTHING LOOK UPSIDE DOWN. STUDIES SHOW IF YOU WEAR The Die THE PRISM GLASSES FOR ABOUT 5 TO 10 DAYS, YOUR Ups-Eyed Down BRAIN WILL ADAPT AND THE WORLD WILL LOOK RIGHTSIDE UP AGAIN. — Source and Source

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15 THINGS WITH AN YOU EYEBALL CAN DO CRACKED.COM PREDICT YOUR DEMISE AN A.I. HAS BEEN TRAINED TO PREDICT A PERSON'S LIFESPAN BY LOOKING AT THEIR RETINA. Death Perception THE RETINA IS ESPECIALLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO THE EFFECTS OF AGING. THOSE WHO HAD OLDER-LOOKING RETINAS WERE MORE LIKELY TO DIE SOONER. — Source

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15 THINGS WITH AN YOU EYEBALL CAN DO CRACKED.COM REVERE IT AS A RELIC THE MUMMIFIED EYEBALL OF 'BLESSED EDWARD OLDCORNE' IS A SACRED CATHOLIC RELIC. Divine Vision НЕ WAS A JESUIT PRIEST ACCUSED OF HELPING GUY FAWKES TRY TO BLOW UP PARLIAMENT. WHEN HIS HEAD WAS CHOPPED OFF HIS EYEBALL FLEW OUT AND WAS PRESERVED BY SUPPORTERS. — Source

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15 THINGS WITH AN YOU EYEBALL CAN DO CRACKED.COM PIERCE IT WITH A LANCE KING HENRY II WAS KILLED WHEN A LANCE SHARD PIERCED HIS EYE DURING A JOUSTING TOURNAMENT IN 1559. Deadeye A HISTORICAL RE-ENACTOR WAS KILLED IN THE SAME WAY IN 2011. A TINY BALSA WOOD SPLINTER FLEW THROUGH THE SLIT IN HIS HELMET AND PIERCED HIS EYEBALL. — Source and Source

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15 THINGS WITH AN YOU EYEBALL CAN DO CRACKED.COM VIBRATE IT CREEPILY PURPOSEFULLY VIBRATING YOUR EYEBALL IS CALLED OCULAR FLUTTER. Circle Jerking ONLY ABOUT 8% OF PEOPLE HAVE THIS ABILITY, AND CAN USUALLY ONLY DO IT FOR FIVE SECONDS AT A TIME. — Source

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15 THINGS WITH AN YOU EYEBALL CAN DO CRACKED.COM CARVE IT WITH A LASER ABOUT 10 MILLION AMERICANS HAVE HAD LASER EYE SURGERY. Vision Incision THE PROCEDURE WAS DEVELOPED AFTER AN IBM RESEARCHER DISCOVERED THAT THE LASER USED FOR MAKING COMPUTER CHIPS COULD REMOVE LIVING TISSUE WITHOUT CAUSING DAMAGE. — Source

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15 THINGS WITH AN YOU EYEBALL CAN DO CRACKED.COM CHANGE THE COLOR EYE COLOR CAN BE ALTERED WITH LASER SURGERY. Eye Dye A LOW-ENERGY LASER CAN REMOVE PIGMENT FROM THE EYE, TURNING A BROWN EYE BLUE. THE FDA HAS NOT YET APPROVED THE PROCEDURE. — Source

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15 THINGS WITH AN YOU EYEBALL CAN DO CRACKED.COM PUT HONEY ON IT HONEY CAN BE APPLIED TO THE EYEBALL FOR MEDICINAL PURPOSES. HONEY DILUTED WITH WATER CAN BE DRIPPED ONTO THE EYE TO TREAT GLAUCOMA AND Eye Candy CONJUNCTIVITIS. IT CAN ALSO BE USED TO LIGHTEN EYE COLOR. — Source

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15 THINGS WITH AN YOU EYEBALL CAN DO CRACKED.COM PUT GARLIC, ONION, WINE AND COW BILE ON IT A MEDIEVAL MEDICAL TEXT GIVES THE ABOVE RECIPE FOR AN EYESALVE. Stink Eye A RECENT STUDY ANALYZED THE SALVE AND FOUND IT EFFECTIVE IN KILLING BACTERIA, INCLUDING THOSE RESISTANT TO MODERN ANTIBIOTICS. — Source

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15 THINGS WITH AN YOU EYEBALL CAN DO CRACKED.COM POISON IT FOR FASHION APPLYING BELLADONNA TO THE EYES WAS A POPULAR BEAUTY AID IN RENAISSANCE ITALY. If Looks Could Kill THE POISONOUS EXTRACT WOULD DILATE THE PUPILS AND GIVE THE EYES A SEDUCTIVE EFFECT. IT WOULD ALSO CAUSE BLURRED VISION AND COULD LEAD TO BLINDNESS. — Source

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15 THINGS WITH AN YOU EYEBALL CAN DO CRACKED.COM TORTURE IT FOR A MOVIE MALCOLM MCDOWELL'S EYES GOT ABRASIONS WHILE FILMING THE BRAINWASHING SCENE IN A CLOCKWORK ORANGE. Ball Scratcher НЕ SAYS: I WAS IN SUCH PAIN I WAS BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST A WALL. BUT WAS MAINLY CONCERNED ABOUT WHEN НЕ WOULD BE ABLE TO GET HIS NEXT SHOT. — Source and Source

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15 THINGS WITH AN YOU EYEBALL CAN DO CRACKED.COM DESTROY 29,850 OF THEM IN 1014, BYZANTINE EMPEROR BASIL II CAPTURED 15,000 BULGARIAN SOLDIERS. НЕ PUT THEM INTO GROUPS OF 100, AND BLINDED 99. THE LAST ONE GOT TO KEEP ONE Mass Jab Mandate EYE, TO LEAD HIS FELLOW SOLDIERS HOME. THE BULGARIAN GENERAL DIED OF A HEART ATTACK SOON AFTER SEEING HIS MUTILATED TROOPS. — Source

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15 THINGS WITH AN YOU EYEBALL CAN DO CRACKED.COM PUSH IT OUT OF YOUR HEAD KIM GOODMAN CAN POP HER EYEBALLS OUT 0.47 INCHES PAST HER EYE SOCKETS. Face Od dity KIM FOUND HER TALENT WHEN SHE WAS HIT ON THE HEAD BY A HOCKEY MASK. MEASURING THE DISTANCE IS DONE WITH A SPECIAL DEVICE CALLED A PROPTOMETER. — Source

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15 THINGS WITH AN YOU EYEBALL CAN DO CRACKED.COM LICK THEM FOR A LIVING A WOMAN IN BOSNIA USES HER TONGUE TO CLEAN AND HEAL EYEBALLS BY LICKING. Spit Shine SHE SAYS: I CANNOT PASS THIS TO MY DESCENDANTS, BECAUSE MY CHILDREN ARE TOO DISGUSTED TO PUT THEIR TONGUE ON SOMEONE'S EYE. — Source and Source

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