Cracked Archive - Weird World
5 Amazing Things People Managed Right After Being Left For Dead
These people got up and kicked ass, just to spite the fates.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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25 'Gripping Food With Force' Is the Social Media Trend We Deserve in 2020
If you've ever wanted to destroy a bowl of SpaghettiOs with your own bare hands, now is your time to shine.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Grandma's Fancy Silverware Was Made By A Poly Commie Sex Cult
Good thing she cleans it frequently.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Belgium's Crappy Construction Times Puts Every Other City's Crappy Construction Times To Shame
I'm constructing a joke here, but you won't see it for another 20 years.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Gender Reveal Parties Have Always Been Awful
This was stupid long before it set California ablaze.
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- By Dan Duddy
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America's Most Corrupt City Handed Its Keys To Cobra Commander
HAIL ILLINOIS!
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- By Cedric Voets
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6 Dangerous Situations People Escaped In The Craziest Way Possible
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- By Christian Markle
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Boneless Wings Aren't Wings, But Why Stop The Food Complaints There?
We're sick of eating lies.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Having Plastic Surgery Right Now Feels Like A Horror Premise
Will everyone around us have enlarged lips and paralyzed faces?
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- By Dan Duddy
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The Crazy Real-Life Twist In George Orwell's '1984'
Spies writing about spies spying on spies.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Why Stop At Only Bags Of Lucky Charms Marshmallows?
Think of all the sugary goodness we're missing out on.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Abercrombie Had A Psycho Dress Code (For Its Accountants)
Sartorial insanity.
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Festivals That Turned Into Hilarious Disasters
Sometimes you gotta make the Fyre Festival look like the apex of competence.
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- By Alex Hanton
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Disney Workers Fought For The Right To Have Their Own Underpants
Disney costumes are precious. Their employees' crotches, not so much.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Fire Tornados In California Puts Us At 6/10 On The Biblical Plagues Checklist
Quick, find a pharaoh to drown.
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- By Cedric Voets
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