Cracked Archive - Weird World

The Logical Next Step In Literary Horror Mash-Ups

Even though it's a seemingly-lazy gimmick, plopping monsters into books that previously did not have monsters in them became quite the rage.


7 Great Foods (That Were Created Thanks to Dick Moves)

Actually, a lot of your favorite foods were created thanks to incompetence, laziness, or just plain simple douchebaggery.



5 International Incidents Caused by an Animal

Some animals crap on the wedding cake while the bride and groom are cutting it, others, crazy and adorable creatures they are, start a war that spans almost three decades.


Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Best Death Ever

... if you choose wisely. If not you get a bunch of really embarassing ones.


6 Things You Won't Believe Are More Legal Than Marijuana

Attention lawyers: We do not advocate any of this in any way no matter how incredibly awesome it all is.


If Old School Comics Were Written For (And By) Drunk People

The Flash is twice as entertaining when drunk.


If History Got a Gritty Reboot

History as directed by Sly Stallone.



Why Work Parties Always Suck [COMIC]

Planning can be fun, so long as you're not attending.


6 Brutal Leaders And Their Ridiculous Secret Hobbies

It'd be kind of cute if these guys weren't total maniacs.


Why Conspiracy Theories Always Win [COMIC]

Even when you don't believe them.


The 6 Best College Majors (For Filling You With Regret)

Well, the summer's over and for many of you that means it's time to start thinking about picking a college major! Sure, it might seem like a daunting task, but it's only the first step towards determining how happy and successful you will be for the rest of your life. Until you die.


If Magazines Were Forced to be Honest

As magazines wither from existence, they've been trying a bunch of crazy shit to stay relevant. One crazy idea they'll probably never try is actually telling the truth, so we figured we'd ask you to show us what that might look like.