Cracked Archive - Weird World
So You've Discovered That You're a Fictional Character
Realizing you're a character in a work of fiction can be startling. At the moment, you probably feel like you're trapped in an elevator that's in freefall, and your mind has somehow hit the ground before the rest of your body.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- November 24, 2010
29 Observations From the Back of a Line on Black Friday
Screw you world. Screw you for making me pathetic enough to be here at eleven at night, but not pathetic enough to be here at ten. It's just the exact wrong amount of patheticness to have. A bit less and I start owning shoes with laces, and making friends again; a bit more and I start qualifying for government aid.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- November 23, 2010
7 Things From America That Are Insanely Popular Overseas
In Japan, baked potato flavored Kit-Kat is just one piece of evidence of their devotion to this piece of candy.
- By Christina H
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- November 23, 2010
17 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Part 7)
As we've demonstrated many times before, sometimes the truth is stranger than Photoshop. For those of you still unconvinced, we present the latest installment in our ongoing quest to show you every picture that has ever looked ridiculously fake, but isn't.
- By Joe Russo
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- November 22, 2010
How to Learn About Other People's Interests [COMIC]
Even when they're really embarassing.
- By Scott Meyer
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- November 21, 2010
What Role-Playing Games Are Really Like (When You're Drunk)
If you played role-playing games as a child, then you know they never worked as advertised. You'd sit down for an epic adventure with your friends only to find out that one of them can't pay attention, one is too stupid to be allowed near math, and one is ashamed of everything you're doing. I decided that nerds get lied to enough. An honest RPG.
- By Seanbaby
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- November 18, 2010
5 Silver Linings Now That Identity Theft Ruined Your Life
Looking back, it was probably a bad idea to use your credit card as a Facebook profile pic.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- November 17, 2010
17 Apocalypses We'll Never See Coming
Whether it's some kind of ridiculous science experiment gone wrong or a previously unknown type of natural disaster, the world is almost certain to end in some way we never thought possible.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- November 17, 2010
7 Real Car Chases Way Crazier Than Anything in the Movies
Sometimes reality grabs fiction by the throat and drags it screaming down the highway before hitting a conveniently placed ramp, ramming through a gas tanker, and careening -- airborne and aflame -- into the white house.
- By Robert Brockway
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- November 16, 2010
How to Make the Most of Working The Early Shift [COMIC]
The early bird catches the worm, and screws up his files.
- By Scott Meyer
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- November 13, 2010
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