If Valentine's Day Cards Told The Truth

Men and women tell each other that honesty is the most important part of a relationship, which is itself a lie. Men want their wife to tell them she's never been with a lover who rocked her world quite so violently. Women want their husband to tell them ... whatever the hell it is women want to hear.

We asked you to use our article from a few years back as inspiration, and show us what Valentine's Day Cards would look like if they were actually honest. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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by TheMayor


by Pendragn32


by poochandi


by bunker6


by Quagmar


by AceJustice


by R.Matey


by Quagmar


by wallaceofspades


by Senor_Taco


by Bettytron


by Sanchez


by bunker6


by Sanchez

And the winner is...

by Unept

Congrats, Unept. You win money.

Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. Your theme is:

Oscar Movie Moments Left on the Cutting Room Floor.

The academy awards are coming up later this month, so this week you'll be using Photoshop to depict scenes they cut from previous Oscar nominees that would have changed the film in some hopefully hilarious way had they been left in. The best photoshop gets $50.

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Post your entries in the contest thread. Winner gets $50.

If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Or, check out some Things You Never Noticed in Famous Pictures. And for pictures too strange to make up, but not too strange to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest.

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