Cracked Archive - Weird World

6 Comic Book Crossovers You Won't Believe Actually Happened

For comic nerds, the sight of two or more superheroes working together has as much attraction as the sight of two or more girls making out. In fact, given a choice the true comic book fan will probably go for the former. That doesn't always mean it'll work out for the best, though.

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The 5 Most Inspiring Things Ever Accomplished (While Drunk)

Some men shape history by accident, and some shape it by design. Some shape history by God's decree, and some shape it by sheer force of personal will. Still others shape history by drunkenly stumbling into it, urinating on it and then dancing around naked while wearing it like a hat. Those men are our heroes, and these are their tales.

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Tricks for Celebrating Halloween at Every Stage of Life

Looking at Halloween across the span of our lifetimes, we see an oscillating parabola of hedonism: Babies, being stupid, don't understand the day and find it worrying, kids get their first taste of true euphoric excess, teenagers think they're too cool for it, young adults use it like a nation-wide masked orgy, and adults are just inconvenienced.

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5 Examples of Americans Thinking Foreign People Are Magic

Enlightened white people go to poor foreign countries and ask, 'What do these noble people have to teach us?' The results are less murderous but more annoying.

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How to Tell a Scary Story [COMIC]

Got to keep it fresh.

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5 Scientific Reasons Powerful People Will Always Suck

Science says being in charge not only attracts terrifying douche bags but creates them as well. And with that, here's the scariest article you'll read this month.

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How To 'Bring It' [COMIC]

Or just don't use phrases like 'bring it.' Your call.

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6 Words That Need to Be Invented [COMIC]

Awkard people would be so much better off if Shakespeare were still around.

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15 Sarcastic Awards For Everyday Life

Awards you'd give to the people you hate, if you were sarcastic and more giving.

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5 Popular Safety Measures That Don't Make You Any Safer

It's so hard to think logically about safety. We figure that any time our health or the safety of our children is at stake, it's better safe than sorry. Unfortunately, this leads to a whole lot of well-publicized and often expensive safety measures that are often worthless, or downright dangerous.

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15 Things I Regret Doing At Your Petting Zoo: An Apology

To the owners and staff of the Storybook Petting Zoo ...

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13 Wildly Irresponsible Vintage Ads Aimed at Kids

Once upon a time, not only did manufacturers not care what we did with their product, they seemed to build entire ad campaigns around tempting us to use them to kill our children.

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6 Images From My Life You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped

Behold fair readers, the wild and wondrous world of Gladstone! Horrifying. Strange. And utterly real.

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