Cracked Archive - Weird World


If Spam Emails Were Telling The Truth All Along

We've been sleeping on spam emails since pretty much right from the start. Everyone figured out that if you see the word V1ag7a in the subject line, you delete it without a second thought. What if they were telling the truth?


6 Resolutions for Those With Realistic Expectations

Unlike a lot of you, I'm not going to partake in any new year's resolutions, the traditional way to improve one's life at the start of a calendar year. Resolutions are easy to make, hard to keep, and each abandoned resolution forms the bass kick in the failure drumbeat of your life.


5 Weight Loss Tips for Cynical Bastards

I suspect that around 50 percent of the population thinks they're in the smartest, cleverest 3 percent of the species, and they're totally going to be the ones to beat the system.


5 Things You Use Every Day That Are Getting Awesome Upgrades

These are all either experimental or still too expensive, but they give us a glimpse of how some of the little things in life could be a hell of a lot better in the near future.


How to Help Pick a Baby Name [COMIC]

The only thing worse than an ironic T-Shirt is an ironic baby name.


The 8 G.I. Joes Most Frequently Left In the Box

Before the cartoon, there was only one G.I. Joe. That was his name. His first name was G.I., his last name was Joe, and his middle name was Fuck You for Asking, Commie.


9 Major Stories Everyone Got Wrong This Year

The biggest stories that the media and the internet got the most wrong in 2010.


The 16 Most Shocking Images of the Next 12 Months

The internet is fairly predictable. We can't see into the future to know exactly what's going to happen, it's a pretty safe bet that this year's shocking scandals will be in the same genre as those of years past.


5 Real Deleted Bible Scenes In Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass

What would Jesus do? Whatever the hell he wants to, apparently.


How to Choose a Nickname [COMIC]

And how to make someone else regret their own.


Where Aren't They Now? 13 Overlooked Deaths of 2010

While the Gary Colemans and the Corey Haims hogged the posthumous limelight, we think there were a few others who deserve a little recognition as well, Cracked-style.


We Declare War on Christmas: Merry Crackedmas Eve Eve Eve

Watch out Santa. Watch out Rudolph. Crackedmas is coming to town.


How We'll Be Celebrating The Holidays In 500 Years

Most of the things that we think of as classic holiday traditions like Santa, the Christmas tree and toy store riots didn't exist 500 years ago.



The 6 Most Terrifying Work Commutes in the World

No matter how bad you think your commute is, there's always someone who has it worse. Here's six of them.