Once again, it's that time of year when Cracked goes out our way to fact check the outlandish stories that allegedly happened to your friend's former roommate's cousin's girlfriend.
Man Comics is such a man that it pays child support on children that exploded in the womb. This month features action! Mental Clown Health! Racism-Based Time Travel! grraaaAARRHH! Man Comics!!!
Misery loves company, but then it usually starts feeling pretty good about itself soon after it finds some.
Don't try these at home. Seriously. You just put that sword down right now.
With most every classic novel comes some outlandish interpretations. Some are laughably wrong. Unfortunately, you've been taught some of them already.
F my life as an iconic fictional character.
For comic nerds, the sight of two or more superheroes working together has as much attraction as the sight of two or more girls making out. In fact, given a choice the true comic book fan will probably go for the former. That doesn't always mean it'll work out for the best, though.
Some men shape history by accident, and some shape it by design. Some shape history by God's decree, and some shape it by sheer force of personal will. Still others shape history by drunkenly stumbling into it, urinating on it and then dancing around naked while wearing it like a hat. Those men are our heroes, and these are their tales.
Looking at Halloween across the span of our lifetimes, we see an oscillating parabola of hedonism: Babies, being stupid, don't understand the day and find it worrying, kids get their first taste of true euphoric excess, teenagers think they're too cool for it, young adults use it like a nation-wide masked orgy, and adults are just inconvenienced.
Just be natural.