Cracked Archive - Weird World
5 Inspiring Acts of Kindness by Terrifying Crime Syndicates
Hey, thanks Pablo Escobar!
- By Kristi Harrison
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- December 16, 2009
5 Animals That Can Do Amazing Things ... With Their Penises
Sex keeps the animal kingdom going and to meet this task, some have evolved penises that are a cape and a mask away from fighting crime.
- By Steven Stauffer
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- December 15, 2009
6 Motivational Exercises That Went Horribly Wrong
Companies are constantly coming up with ridiculous schemes to try and motivate their employees to at least pretend that they care about their job. Next time you find yourself humiliated by having to chant company slogans in the name of team building, just keep in mind, it could be worse. Much worse.
- By Robin O'Lachlan
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- December 06, 2009
6 Romantic Gestures That Backfired Horrifically
Sometimes, saying 'I love you' just isn't enough.
- By Luke Kaile
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- December 05, 2009
7 Insane True Stories Behind the World's Most WTF Houses
Rather be homeless.
- By Nathan Birch
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- December 04, 2009
7 Inventors You Didn't Know You Wanted to Punch In the Face
We hope you brought your punching shoes for this one.
- By Shezah Salam
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- December 01, 2009
Trying to Understand Thanksgiving (And Drunk Teenage Girls)
Thanksgiving has lost its way. No longer do we gather 'round the cornucopia, swapping stories with family, or whiskey and blankets with Native Americans.
- By Soren Bowie
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- November 27, 2009
The 6 Most Horrific Lessons Ever Taught in Elementary School
Irresponsible or downright crazy teachers wind up teaching our kids lessons we'd rather they'd kept to themselves
- By Son Tran
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- November 24, 2009
6 Products Designed Solely to Make You a Worse Person
Must have (if you plan on being a hazard to yourself and others).
- By Susan H.
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- November 18, 2009
7 Great Products for Telling the World You're a Rich Dick
The thing about being super rich is that you eventually run out of things to buy. Fortunately, before you ever get so desperate as to, say, give money to the poor, there is a whole industry devoted to inventing ridiculous things to waste it on.
- By Cole Gamble
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- November 15, 2009
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