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10 Awesome Ways to Quit Your Job
10 Awesome Ways to Quit Your Job

Because sticking it to the man is apparently the flavor of last week, it's high time for us to leap for this bandwagon, miss it, then get dragged behind it screaming for a short distance. We've assembled a list of ways to quit for what our Web statistics tell us are the 10 most common occupations held by our readers.

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The 7 Most Horrifying Museums on Earth
The 7 Most Horrifying Museums on Earth

Remember ever being bored out of your skull because your parents dragged you to some stupid museum when you were a kid? Well, it could have been worse. Much worse.

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A Guide to Creative Shoe Repair [COMIC]
A Guide to Creative Shoe Repair [COMIC]

Women will do anything for an excuse to shop. Men will do .. this.

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Finding the Underground Dance Scene Hollywood Promised Me
Finding the Underground Dance Scene Hollywood Promised Me

Having conducted extensive research on \'the scene\' using Cracked\'s library of breakdancing VHS cassettes, I began searching all the usual places for illicit dance blowouts.

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The 6 Greatest Things Accomplished by Dead Bodies
The 6 Greatest Things Accomplished by Dead Bodies

Here's a bunch of corpses that did like 10 times more than you did while you were alive.

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5 Ridiculous Attempts at Crime Fighting (That Worked)
5 Ridiculous Attempts at Crime Fighting (That Worked)

Apparently crime fighters are everywhere, and will drop everything they're doing to foil evildoers.

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Political Cartoons: The Lowest Form of Communication
Political Cartoons: The Lowest Form of Communication

In theory, political cartoons should be a means to get a controversial point across in a concise, effective, and humorous way. In reality, most usually convey less information than, say, grunting or gesturing.

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Explaining an Unanswered Facebook Friend Request [COMIC]
Explaining an Unanswered Facebook Friend Request [COMIC]

See ... it's like this.

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The 5 Most Insane Improvised Weapons (That Were Animals)
The 5 Most Insane Improvised Weapons (That Were Animals)

Anything you can get your hands on can become a weapon. ANYTHING. Including nearby animals.

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7 Amazing (Yet Uninspiring) Feats of Human Endurance
7 Amazing (Yet Uninspiring) Feats of Human Endurance

Some people achieve world records buying running marathons and swimming across oceans. These are not those people.

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9 Beloved Characters Made Horrifying by Japan
9 Beloved Characters Made Horrifying by Japan

Japan can take apart other people's inventions, like radios or TV sets, and put them back together better, cheaper and likely in the shape of Hello Kitty. However, the Japanese skill for reverse engineering works less well when it comes to reconfiguring our beloved pop culture icons.

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6 Great Novels (Hated in Their Time)
6 Great Novels (Hated in Their Time)

Many, if not most, of the books you were handed in high school as required reading were hated by critics and readers alike when they first hit shelves.

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