Cracked Archive - Weird World
Because sticking it to the man is apparently the flavor of last week, it's high time for us to leap for this bandwagon, miss it, then get dragged behind it screaming for a short distance. We've assembled a list of ways to quit for what our Web statistics tell us are the 10 most common occupations held by our readers.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- August 17, 2010
Remember ever being bored out of your skull because your parents dragged you to some stupid museum when you were a kid? Well, it could have been worse. Much worse.
- By Jacopo della Quercia
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- August 16, 2010
![A Guide to Creative Shoe Repair [COMIC]](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/5/6/4/28564.jpg?v=1)
Women will do anything for an excuse to shop. Men will do .. this.
- By Scott Meyer
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- August 11, 2010
Having conducted extensive research on \'the scene\' using Cracked\'s library of breakdancing VHS cassettes, I began searching all the usual places for illicit dance blowouts.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- August 10, 2010
Here's a bunch of corpses that did like 10 times more than you did while you were alive.
- By K. Montagne
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- August 04, 2010
Apparently crime fighters are everywhere, and will drop everything they're doing to foil evildoers.
- By Ben Adelman
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- August 03, 2010
In theory, political cartoons should be a means to get a controversial point across in a concise, effective, and humorous way. In reality, most usually convey less information than, say, grunting or gesturing.
- By Christina H
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- August 03, 2010
![Explaining an Unanswered Facebook Friend Request [COMIC]](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/7/0/6/27706.jpg?v=1)
See ... it's like this.
- By Scott Meyer
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- July 31, 2010
Anything you can get your hands on can become a weapon. ANYTHING. Including nearby animals.
- By Alex Palmer
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- July 30, 2010
Some people achieve world records buying running marathons and swimming across oceans. These are not those people.
- By Kathy Benjamin, Jim Avery
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- July 29, 2010
Japan can take apart other people's inventions, like radios or TV sets, and put them back together better, cheaper and likely in the shape of Hello Kitty. However, the Japanese skill for reverse engineering works less well when it comes to reconfiguring our beloved pop culture icons.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- July 27, 2010
Many, if not most, of the books you were handed in high school as required reading were hated by critics and readers alike when they first hit shelves.
- By Jacopo della Quercia
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- July 25, 2010
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