Cracked Archive - Weird World
Dick Whiskey: History's Drunkest Cop, World's Manliest Comic
In the first sci-fi themed issue of Man Comics, hero cop Dick Whiskey is hurtled into the far reaches of time and the future! I might have spoiled too much already, so tell your women they'll have to wait for their sex
- By Seanbaby
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- October 07, 2011
The 5 Most Epic Battles of Will That Would Not End
Let's take a moment to salute the athletes, politicians and warriors who kept up a fight long after a reasonable person would have said, 'Fine, you win.'
- By CRACKED Staff, Paul K Pickett
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- October 07, 2011
6 Innocent-Sounding Topics That Are Guaranteed Flame Wars
But there's a lot of topics not on the standard hot-button list that are guaranteed to stir a forum thread into a white-hot frenzy. Topics that you would think people could disagree on reasonably, like dog poop disposal or tipping, that somehow drive people to threaten physical violence.
- By Christina H
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- October 04, 2011
6 Prison Jobs That Are Probably Better Than Yours
Fortunately, there are several ways to spin a prison term to a potential employer. Depending on the nature of the crime and which jurisdiction it was committed in, you can wind up with a job that, to be frank, is probably cooler than the one you have now.
- By Benjamin Buso
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- October 03, 2011
6 Places That Are Shockingly Easy to Break Into
It turns out that the only thing keeping most of these places safe is that not a lot of people actually try to get in.
- By Evan V. Symon
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- October 02, 2011
5 People Who Screwed Things Up for Everybody
Things didn't have to be as messed up as they are now, and it only takes a few assholes to ruin life for the rest of us.
- By Robert Evans
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- October 02, 2011
If Everything Got An Adorable Mascot
Adorable mascots are tricky. Car insurance companies and NFL teams are supposed to have them, but if the Merrill Lynch bull started talking in a pip-squeaky voice, or a prize fighter entered the ring behind a pirate with a giant foam head, they'd be laughed at. We asked you to show us some adorable mascots that would be even worse ideas than that.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- October 01, 2011
The 6 Most Mind-Blowing Things Ever Caught by Fishermen
If you're fishing in the right place, the other end of your line might as well be in deep space for all we know about the bottom of the ocean. Of course, what you drag up is usually in the realm of what you were expecting. Other times, it seems like it's straight out of Hollywood.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- September 29, 2011
The 6 Most WTF Special Edition Comics Ever Released
It doesn't matter that this stuff is missing insignificant things like a plot, logic or even entertainment value, someone's buying these things, because the comic book industry just keeps on making them.
- By Diana McCallum
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- September 28, 2011
6 Habits of Highly Annoying Public Speakers
Watching public speaking - at a corporate seminar, a presentation, a high school assembly - is more often than not a miserable experience thanks to speakers who will dress up a 5 minute talk on the most obvious and meaningless statements about sexual harrassment with so many annoying gimmicks that everyone leaves the seminar determined to sexually
- By Christina H
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- September 27, 2011
5 Common Crime Fighting Tactics (Statistics Say Don't Work)
Sure, we've come a long way since the days of hanging warty women for consorting with the devil, but that doesn't mean our justice system has made it all the way out of the dark ages.
- By Lillian Marx
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- September 27, 2011
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