Note: It's much easier when it's someone else's health problems.
Actually, a lot of your favorite foods were created thanks to incompetence, laziness, or just plain simple douchebaggery.
... if you choose wisely. If not you get a bunch of really embarassing ones.
Attention lawyers: We do not advocate any of this in any way no matter how incredibly awesome it all is.
The Flash is twice as entertaining when drunk.
It'd be kind of cute if these guys weren't total maniacs.
Well, the summer's over and for many of you that means it's time to start thinking about picking a college major! Sure, it might seem like a daunting task, but it's only the first step towards determining how happy and successful you will be for the rest of your life. Until you die.
Where are you? Ha! Well, that's hard to say specifically, and in any event, the answer is changing quite rapidly with every passing second. More generally, you are in the interior of an alien spacecraft.