Cracked Archive - Weird World

Try mentioning any of the below things to a large group of people -- or just try not hiding any of these things from a large group of people -- and you will have so much condescending advice on your hands that you could, I don't know, build a really annoying house out of it.

• By Christina H
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• November 02, 2010

I am a giver by nature. Deeply rooted in my blood is the philanthropic need to ease the suffering of others, to strip away the tattered robes of misery and lick the wounds of the browbeaten, figuratively. 'Gross' you will think, and I don't blame you because your heart is not as big as mine.

• By Soren Bowie
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• November 01, 2010

There are some ghost stories that just leave you absolutely baffled.

• By Jonathan Wojcik
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• October 31, 2010

Seemingly innocent, merry disguises that lead to years of psychotherapy.

• By Gladstone
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• October 30, 2010

• By CRACKED Staff
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• October 30, 2010

Some of the worst qualities of nerds are entitlement, lack of social skills, and narcissism. And they were all on display at the Blizzcon 2010 Q and A session.

• By Seanbaby
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• October 28, 2010

Whether it's due to their bizarre histories, suspicious coincidences or good ol' human insanity, these are the locations even the die-hardest of atheists wouldn't venture into without a crucifix and a Super Soaker full of Pope-blessed water.

• By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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• October 28, 2010

As a ten year old boy, I believed the grown-up world revolved entirely around fighting. Not bickering, or conflict, or war, but actual, literal, martial arts-style dueling.

• By Robert Brockway
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• October 28, 2010

All the brands you think you're picking and choosing between are all sockpuppets on the many tentacles of a few, lesser known companies.

• By Christina H
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• October 27, 2010

Once again, it's that time of year when Cracked goes out our way to fact check the outlandish stories that allegedly happened to your friend's former roommate's cousin's girlfriend.

• By Nathan Birch
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• October 25, 2010

This is the only way to avoid being disappointed by the process.

• By Winston Rowntree
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• October 24, 2010

• By CRACKED Staff
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• October 23, 2010

Man Comics is such a man that it pays child support on children that exploded in the womb. This month features action! Mental Clown Health! Racism-Based Time Travel! grraaaAARRHH! Man Comics!!!

• By Seanbaby
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• October 21, 2010

Misery loves company, but then it usually starts feeling pretty good about itself soon after it finds some.

• By Scott Meyer
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• October 21, 2010

Don't try these at home. Seriously. You just put that sword down right now.

• By Colin Murdock
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• October 21, 2010