Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Topics Guaranteed to Elicit (Condescending) Advice
5 Topics Guaranteed to Elicit (Condescending) Advice

Try mentioning any of the below things to a large group of people -- or just try not hiding any of these things from a large group of people -- and you will have so much condescending advice on your hands that you could, I don't know, build a really annoying house out of it.

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Using Charity to Help The Third World (Worship You as a God)
Using Charity to Help The Third World (Worship You as a God)

I am a giver by nature. Deeply rooted in my blood is the philanthropic need to ease the suffering of others, to strip away the tattered robes of misery and lick the wounds of the browbeaten, figuratively. 'Gross' you will think, and I don't blame you because your heart is not as big as mine.

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The 7 Most Ridiculous Ghost Stories from Around the World
The 7 Most Ridiculous Ghost Stories from Around the World

There are some ghost stories that just leave you absolutely baffled.

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8 Psychologically Traumatizing Kids Halloween Costumes
8 Psychologically Traumatizing Kids Halloween Costumes

Seemingly innocent, merry disguises that lead to years of psychotherapy.

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8 Questions Every WoW Fan Apparently Needs Answered
8 Questions Every WoW Fan Apparently Needs Answered

Some of the worst qualities of nerds are entitlement, lack of social skills, and narcissism. And they were all on display at the Blizzcon 2010 Q and A session.

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The 6 Creepiest Places on Earth (Part 2)
The 6 Creepiest Places on Earth (Part 2)

Whether it's due to their bizarre histories, suspicious coincidences or good ol' human insanity, these are the locations even the die-hardest of atheists wouldn't venture into without a crucifix and a Super Soaker full of Pope-blessed water.

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The 10-Year-Old's Guide to Fighting
The 10-Year-Old's Guide to Fighting

As a ten year old boy, I believed the grown-up world revolved entirely around fighting. Not bickering, or conflict, or war, but actual, literal, martial arts-style dueling.

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6 Secret Monopolies You Didn't Know Run the World
6 Secret Monopolies You Didn't Know Run the World

All the brands you think you're picking and choosing between are all sockpuppets on the many tentacles of a few, lesser known companies.

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7 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen to be True (Part 4)
7 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen to be True (Part 4)

Once again, it's that time of year when Cracked goes out our way to fact check the outlandish stories that allegedly happened to your friend's former roommate's cousin's girlfriend.

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Why Apartment Hunting Sucks [COMIC]
Why Apartment Hunting Sucks [COMIC]

This is the only way to avoid being disappointed by the process.

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Bozo The (Unmedicated Schizophrenic) Clown: Man Comics
Bozo The (Unmedicated Schizophrenic) Clown: Man Comics

Man Comics is such a man that it pays child support on children that exploded in the womb. This month features action! Mental Clown Health! Racism-Based Time Travel! grraaaAARRHH! Man Comics!!!

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How to Improve Your Day By Ruining Someone Else's [COMIC]
How to Improve Your Day By Ruining Someone Else's [COMIC]

Misery loves company, but then it usually starts feeling pretty good about itself soon after it finds some.

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6 Death-Defying Stunts That Are Secretly Easy to Do
6 Death-Defying Stunts That Are Secretly Easy to Do

Don't try these at home. Seriously. You just put that sword down right now.

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