Cracked Archive - Weird World
Apparently, English is actually just a mishmash of grunts and shrieks assembled haphazardly from the crude dialects of hobos, gypsies and rapists.
- By C. Coville, Rani Baker
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- May 23, 2011
There are some great treasures of both wealth and knowledge that remain determinedly out of sight, despite the fact that someone has to know where they are.
- By Evan V. Symon
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- May 22, 2011
From Biblical-ish sources
- By Brendan McGinley
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- May 21, 2011
Celebrities break the news now, and the internet is doing the fact checking.
- By Jack O'Brien
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- May 19, 2011
There are people who give bad gifts, and then people who gives gifts that will leave you with nightmares for life.
- By Eric Yosomono
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- May 19, 2011
We've all had moments when our priorities weren't quite in line, like the time you punched a kid for mispronouncing
- By Simon Bower , Eddie Rodriguez
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- May 19, 2011
Sometimes, the line between a brilliant idea and a psychotically suicidal one is so fine that it practically doesn't exist. Other times, the line is so wide it would take a transcontinental railroad and an entire week to cross it. Had they actually been built, these buildings could have probably gone either way.
- By Evan V. Symon
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- May 16, 2011
When our children's futures are at stake, is there anything we shouldn't do to save them? Well, maybe a few things, actually.
- By Steve Blair
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- May 13, 2011
Most things that are illegal are illegal for a reason. Sometimes, though, some laws are wrong. Hilariously wrong, in fact.
- By Dwayne Hoover
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- May 12, 2011
While it's easy to look down at that narcissistic dude on Twitter, we've all, at one point or another, fallen victim to the notion that strangers give a rip about what we think.
- By Christina H
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- May 10, 2011
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