Cracked Archive - Weird World


18 Silver Linings of Life Under Video Game Bad Guys

Turns out life as a video game bad guy isn't all head stomps and teabagging.


8 Things You Must Know if You Don't Want to Die at the Beach

The beach is a simple place where people go to relax, escape their obligations and have painful, gritty sex under the boardwalk. But bathers are often unprepared for how crowded, and deadly, the beach can be.


16 Deleted Scenes That Would Make You Root for the Villain

Directors make cuts for time or clarity ... or sometimes just to make sure you're pulling for the right guy.


4 Important Lessons You Learn as a Birthday Party Mascot

I'm not here to persuade or dissuade, but merely to offer a few tips and life lessons from one who has acted as the hot, breathy soul of plush cartoon characters and lived to tell about it.


6 People Who Defied Gravity (And Then Kicked It in the Nuts)

Despite limitations, brave people throughout history have heroically told gravity to go straight to hell. And some of them even lived through it.


4 Ways to Humiliate Nature Thanks to Old Men's Magazines

Ah, glorious nature! Truly, the great outdoors is where a man belongs: Hunting bears, wrestling bears into submission, making sweet love to your newly conquered bear-wife 'neath the effervescent twinkling of the star's knowing gaze -- the simple pleasures really are the best.


4 In-Flight Magazine Essays No One Has the Balls to Publish

If on your next flight you wanted to print out of a copy of these and glue them inside your in-flight magazine, I'm not sure how anyone could stop you, provided your glue container is less than 3.5 ounces


21 Cartoon Characters That Would Be Terrifying in Real Life

Cartoon characters may be all cute and cuddly, but once they make that jump into reality, they're the stuff nightmares are made of.


17 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Part 10)

It's time again for our most popular feature, in which we take photos that have made millions of Internet users scream 'FAKE!' and prove that they are, in fact, real.


24 Rejected Olympic Events We'd Be Great At

The Olympics are great for wasting time while sleeping off a hangover on the couch, but we've always found the over-achieving athletes hard to identify with. We asked you to create some events that even the profoundly lazy could get in on.


14 Reality Shows from Before the Invention of TV

As much as we'd like to deny it, reality television is the most depressingly honest barometer of a society since the Romans were thumbs-downing Gladiators.


The 10 Most Absurdly Expensive Products on

Like most of you, I grew up in a place where every local used car dealer and mattress retailer was crazy. It was the only way to explain their insane prices! If those guys went on, their heads would explode.


4 Delusional People You Meet Working on the Internet

Like any other job that involves dealing with the public, you meet some interesting people along the way. I'm going to talk about one group in particular today: the delusional.