Apparently, English is actually just a mishmash of grunts and shrieks assembled haphazardly from the crude dialects of hobos, gypsies and rapists.
There are some great treasures of both wealth and knowledge that remain determinedly out of sight, despite the fact that someone has to know where they are.
Celebrities break the news now, and the internet is doing the fact checking.
We've all had moments when our priorities weren't quite in line, like the time you punched a kid for mispronouncing
Sometimes, the line between a brilliant idea and a psychotically suicidal one is so fine that it practically doesn't exist. Other times, the line is so wide it would take a transcontinental railroad and an entire week to cross it. Had they actually been built, these buildings could have probably gone either way.
When our children's futures are at stake, is there anything we shouldn't do to save them? Well, maybe a few things, actually.
Most things that are illegal are illegal for a reason. Sometimes, though, some laws are wrong. Hilariously wrong, in fact.
While it's easy to look down at that narcissistic dude on Twitter, we've all, at one point or another, fallen victim to the notion that strangers give a rip about what we think.