Different people find different things relaxing. Some people enjoy a nice massage, others enjoy elephants stepping on them.
Humans are never stupider than when we're lashing out at an inanimate object we failed to use correctly, or just stubbed our toe on. Thankfully, the objects are much better at holding their tongues. We asked you to show us the things they're thinking but don't say aloud.
The Avengers are Earth's mightiest heroes: a viking god, a bipolar nerd, an alcoholic weapons dealer, and the living symbol of a country that has to borrow numbers from China in order to measure its obesity rate. This month, Man Comics is retelling The Avengers' incredible origin story-- a tale so filled with virility that it would be impolite to s
I can't say for certain whether most of what Highlights taught me was intentional, but with a slogan like 'Fun with a Purpose' I have a hard time believing they did anything that wasn't deliberate.
As we've demonstrated many times before in our most popular feature on Cracked, the forces of the universe love the sound of people shouting 'Fake!' at their computer screens, and photographers love to capture the proof.
When teachers had a bad enough day or hangover, or had to teach a subject they'd meant to call in sick for (we're looking at you Sex Ed) they could always turn down the lights and outsource the lesson plan to animated educational videos. We asked you to show us some cartoons that would have been catastrophically bad substitute teachers.
Next time someone tells you to get a hobby, might we suggest stopping suicides?
Every hit movie spawns a ridiculous fake version that looks and is spelled like it was created by kindergarteners. We put our opposite-of-thinking caps on, and come up with some absurd rip-offs fake-Hollywood hasn't gotten around to yet.
True story: This is an article full of people so angry that one tracked down the author and threatened him.
Some places, as soon as you enter them, are awkward as all hell. These places are nightmares for the socially awkward human.
Some of the things college students will be most surprised to find missing from the real world when they get there.
Apparently, being a man is mostly about involuntary, delusional, immature power fantasies launching at the slightest provocation.
It's got nothing to do with liking kids or not liking kids -- it's just being bad at something, like some people are bad at singing or cooking. It doesn't mean that they hate music or food, although sometimes it sure looks like it.