Cracked Archive - Weird World
18 Silver Linings of Life Under Video Game Bad Guys
Turns out life as a video game bad guy isn't all head stomps and teabagging.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 06, 2012
8 Things You Must Know if You Don't Want to Die at the Beach
The beach is a simple place where people go to relax, escape their obligations and have painful, gritty sex under the boardwalk. But bathers are often unprepared for how crowded, and deadly, the beach can be.
- By Brendan McGinley
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- August 04, 2012
16 Deleted Scenes That Would Make You Root for the Villain
Directors make cuts for time or clarity ... or sometimes just to make sure you're pulling for the right guy.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 04, 2012
4 Important Lessons You Learn as a Birthday Party Mascot
I'm not here to persuade or dissuade, but merely to offer a few tips and life lessons from one who has acted as the hot, breathy soul of plush cartoon characters and lived to tell about it.
- By Erik Bowie
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- August 03, 2012
6 People Who Defied Gravity (And Then Kicked It in the Nuts)
Despite limitations, brave people throughout history have heroically told gravity to go straight to hell. And some of them even lived through it.
- By Isaac Cabe, Will Millar
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- August 02, 2012
4 Ways to Humiliate Nature Thanks to Old Men's Magazines
Ah, glorious nature! Truly, the great outdoors is where a man belongs: Hunting bears, wrestling bears into submission, making sweet love to your newly conquered bear-wife 'neath the effervescent twinkling of the star's knowing gaze -- the simple pleasures really are the best.
- By Robert Brockway
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- August 01, 2012
4 In-Flight Magazine Essays No One Has the Balls to Publish
If on your next flight you wanted to print out of a copy of these and glue them inside your in-flight magazine, I'm not sure how anyone could stop you, provided your glue container is less than 3.5 ounces
- By Soren Bowie
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- August 01, 2012
21 Cartoon Characters That Would Be Terrifying in Real Life
Cartoon characters may be all cute and cuddly, but once they make that jump into reality, they're the stuff nightmares are made of.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 01, 2012
17 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Part 10)
It's time again for our most popular feature, in which we take photos that have made millions of Internet users scream 'FAKE!' and prove that they are, in fact, real.
- By Joe Russo
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- July 30, 2012
24 Rejected Olympic Events We'd Be Great At
The Olympics are great for wasting time while sleeping off a hangover on the couch, but we've always found the over-achieving athletes hard to identify with. We asked you to create some events that even the profoundly lazy could get in on.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- July 30, 2012
14 Reality Shows from Before the Invention of TV
As much as we'd like to deny it, reality television is the most depressingly honest barometer of a society since the Romans were thumbs-downing Gladiators.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- July 29, 2012
The 10 Most Absurdly Expensive Products on Amazon.com
Like most of you, I grew up in a place where every local used car dealer and mattress retailer was crazy. It was the only way to explain their insane prices! If those guys went on Amazon.com, their heads would explode.
- By Seanbaby
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- July 28, 2012
4 Delusional People You Meet Working on the Internet
Like any other job that involves dealing with the public, you meet some interesting people along the way. I'm going to talk about one group in particular today: the delusional.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- July 28, 2012
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