Cracked Archive - Weird World

The 5 Stupidest Excuses Ever Given in a Political Scandal

When the inevitable day arrives where they get caught participating in their deviant activity of choice, some politicians take the high road, and others take the crazy road.


The 5 Most Bizarre Things People Have Done With Dead Bodies

There are all sorts of hilarious things you could do with a corpse, if only society didn't so strongly disapprove.


6 Insanely Valuable Real Treasures (And How to Steal Them)

Guess what? There's loot scattered all over the world, just begging for a charming gentleman thief and his plan that is so insane that it just ... might ... work.


Hire Me to Bully Your Child! A Real Craigslist Ad

I know how important it is to you that your children feel confident and safe in every pursuit and passion of their young lives, and I am a firm believer that it takes a village. But let me be perfectly clear, I am offering none of that.


5 Epic Achievements That Aren't as Impressive as You Think

Just like you can name all the state capitals, some of the world's most respected accomplishments aren't all that big of a deal, either.


The 6 Creepiest Lies the Food Industry is Feeding You

The food you buy has nothing to do with what it says on the label.


23 Terrifying Movie Adaptations of Children's Books

With the creative well slowly running dry in Hollywood, it's only a matter of time before these grace big screens nationwide.


5 Awful Experiences You Never Get Over

There's an old saying that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, and I guess that can be true. But these are the ones that are hardest to see the silver lining in.


The 5 Biggest Pussifications of Schools

Like they say, no one strikes out in T-Ball.


The 5 Creepiest Ways to Immortalize Yourself

We all want to be remembered after we die -- some in crazier ways than others.


6 Ways Japanese Wrestling Makes the WWE Look Sane

You can't get wrestling fans to tune in for a couple of guys pretend-fighting for an hour; you need to spice it up. In Japan, this is done with utter insanity.


32 Alternate Interpretations of Common Warning Signs

Normal people rely on warning signs to convey urgent information through simple imagery -- this is how everyone else sees them.


7 People Who Need to Get Out of the Freaking Way

Sometimes the universe brings people into your life that seem to know just what to do to ruin your day.