Five Reasons Bastards Always Win
A lot of people would save Abraham Lincoln if they had a time machine. Not me. I would let Lincoln die while I went back to the dawn of language and made sure
Pointing out the people who shouldn't have had kids (Hitler's Dad, his Mom, and so forth), is easy and boring. So, in honor of Father's Day, I've rounded up a bunch of awesome and badass historical figures who absolutely should have filled this planet with their offspring.
You're going to travel by plane. Might as well not make an embarassing mess of it.
There are all sorts of traps, pitfalls, and dastardly sons of bitches lurking out there, just waiting to pounce on you in your vulnerable state of temporary Hobo-osity. And nobody warns you about them ... presumably because Big Moving has had all of their protesting tongues cut out and fed into the secret Misery Engines that really keep those truck
My boyfriend and I have recently come to the point where we're discussing the whole engagement deal and have come to the conclusion that this whole engagement ring racket is an elaborate trap. It seems like it should be simple enough for two reasonable people to agree on some kind of tangible engagement symbol that doesn't cost you thousands of dol
Imagine that your face has been famous for years or decades, and you never had any idea. This happens -- people have found out that completely without their knowledge, they've become icons.
Zoos are a place of childlike wonder. But even these places of joy can produce nightmare-inducing images that will keep you up for weeks.
Sometimes women need different versions of certain products, like smaller clothes, or sappier movies, or bras with larger cups than men's bras. But most products don't need that split, which is why you don't see Wastebaskets For Women or Ladies' Bookshelves.
We all get mad and can react childishly to others, but there are some people who take petty revenge to dizzying levels of perfection.
This dog seriously does not give a s#!%.
It is the perfect cocktail
There are a variety things people can do to change their monotonous lives. Some find religion and some find totally friggin' crazy.