Cracked Archive - Weird World

The 5 Stupidest Excuses Ever Given in a Political Scandal

When the inevitable day arrives where they get caught participating in their deviant activity of choice, some politicians take the high road, and others take the crazy road.

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By Joseph Macey
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June 21, 2012

The 5 Most Bizarre Things People Have Done With Dead Bodies

There are all sorts of hilarious things you could do with a corpse, if only society didn't so strongly disapprove.

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By Elsa Moriarty
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June 21, 2012

6 Insanely Valuable Real Treasures (And How to Steal Them)

Guess what? There's loot scattered all over the world, just begging for a charming gentleman thief and his plan that is so insane that it just ... might ... work.

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By Ben Denny
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June 20, 2012

Hire Me to Bully Your Child! A Real Craigslist Ad

I know how important it is to you that your children feel confident and safe in every pursuit and passion of their young lives, and I am a firm believer that it takes a village. But let me be perfectly clear, I am offering none of that.

By Soren Bowie
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June 19, 2012

5 Epic Achievements That Aren't as Impressive as You Think

Just like you can name all the state capitals, some of the world's most respected accomplishments aren't all that big of a deal, either.

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By James Spedding
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June 19, 2012

The 6 Creepiest Lies the Food Industry is Feeding You

The food you buy has nothing to do with what it says on the label.

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By Pauli Poisuo
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June 18, 2012

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23 Terrifying Movie Adaptations of Children's Books

With the creative well slowly running dry in Hollywood, it's only a matter of time before these grace big screens nationwide.

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By Cracked Plasticians
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June 18, 2012

5 Awful Experiences You Never Get Over

There's an old saying that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, and I guess that can be true. But these are the ones that are hardest to see the silver lining in.

By Gladstone
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June 17, 2012

The 5 Biggest Pussifications of Schools

Like they say, no one strikes out in T-Ball.

By Ian Fortey
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June 16, 2012

How Fast Can You Get a Marijuana Prescription in California?

Answer: Extremely fast.

By Adam Tod Brown
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June 16, 2012

Cracked Round-Up: Hog Wrestling Edition

By CRACKED Staff
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June 16, 2012

The 5 Creepiest Ways to Immortalize Yourself

We all want to be remembered after we die -- some in crazier ways than others.

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By Mark Hill, Jeff Sloan
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June 15, 2012

6 Ways Japanese Wrestling Makes the WWE Look Sane

You can't get wrestling fans to tune in for a couple of guys pretend-fighting for an hour; you need to spice it up. In Japan, this is done with utter insanity.

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