Cracked Archive - Weird World

The Feminist JAV Star Who Made Hairy Armpits Popular In Japan
Kaoru Kuroki had intelligence, charm, and a pair of magnificently hairy armpits.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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My Weird Hunt And Deep Dive Into Old-School Infomercial Cooking
For some reason, no one can forget the Betty Crocker Bake’n Fill.
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- By Ethan Tyrrell
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The Stupid Time 'Where's Waldo' Ended Up On Libraries 'Most Challenged Books' List
Where's Waldo? By that crowd of angry parents with too much free time.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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The Time Idaho Dropped A Bunch Of Beavers In Parachutes
Codename: Operation Beaver Drop
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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5 Wild True Stories About Fast Food Tycoons
Some men are shrouded in mystery and French fries.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Who Killed The New Coke?
Just what did kill New Coke? A vast sinister plot? Pepsi agents? Or maybe it just was kind of awful?
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- By Alex Hanton
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6 'Dream Jobs' No Sane Person Should Want
Before you follow your dreams, search up someone who "made it" to see if they've got the thousand-yard stare.
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- By Nathan Williams
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The 'Mad' Amateur Flat-Earther Astronaut Who Went Out In A Blaze of Glory
Or was that really what he was doing?
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- By Ethan Tyrrell
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South Africa Created a Nightmare Mascot to Fight a Water Shortage
With catastrophe looming, the Department of Water and Sanitation released a mascot to combat the crisis. His name was Splash.
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- By Ethan Tyrrell
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5 Heartwarming, Real-Life Stories Straight Out Of A Rom-Com
If you still don't believe in romantic fate, even after decades of indoctrination, consider the following true stories.
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- By Ivan Farkas
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Breaking News: We've Been Playing UNO (And Other Board Games) All Wrong
Many UNO fans told the company as politely as they possibly could to go eat their own card stacks.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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5 Confusingly Delicious Foods That Only Exist In A Single Place In The U.S.
In Ohio, they enjoy their chili with spaghetti and their pizza with cold cheese. Sure, why not?
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- By Adam Bumas
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Meet The Lamest Cryptid: Ohio's Loveland Frog
If local lore is lacking and someone catches a shadow at the wrong time, the results could be the “discovery” of the lamest mythical creature possible.
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- By Ethan Tyrrell
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Comic Book Censorship Got Shaped By Faked Research
It was the Satanic Panic of the comic book world, so of course, it was all based on BS.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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Pre-Internet, There Was Only One Type Of Free Porn: Scrambled Cable
Yeah, pound that violet frequency. Pound it hard.
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- By Cedric Voets
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