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31 Terrifying Monsters Causing Insomnia Around the World

By:: Cracked Plasticians

August 18, 2023

31 Terrifying Monsters Causing Insomnia Around the World

We’re sick of yawning our way through another zombie-fest. Those slow-moving bores have become wallpaper in so many shows that they hardly even catch our attention. Vampires? Those sparkly drama queens are too busy chasing high schoolers to be remotely frightening. Yet they’re still the alphas over werewolves. And serial killers? These days they’re the heroes of their own shows.

No, what we need are some brand-new monsters. Such as these well-established terrors from around the world…

31 Entry by María Andrea Fernández

CRACKED.COM The ahuizotl is a Mexican aquatic dog with spiky fur and a monkey hand in its tail. It attracts its victims by crying like an abandoned ba

30 Entry by Hestutomo Restu Kuncoro

Sundel Bolong is the ghost Of an Indonesian woman who was killed while pregnant and gave birth in her grave. The name, which roughly means whore with

29 Entry by Amira Victoria Chan

Zanzibar's Popobawa is demon described a as a bat-like creature with one large eye, but it can also appear in different forms. The Popobawa creeps int

28 Entry by E. J. Diaz

In Brazil, tall, skinny a woman with long yellow fingernails and red eyes is believed to be the of cause sleep paralysis. She is the Pisadeira A PISAD

27 Entry by E. J. Diaz

The Grootslang is said to have been mistake a by the gods. They made dangerous creature that a was strong, smart, and frightening. Half elephant Half

26 Entry by portion

We have Japan to credit for the Ittan Momen. The Ittan Momen is a sentient roll of cotton that flies around at night mothering people.oooto to death.

25 Entry by PedanticTwit

According to the Greenland Inuit, a TUPILAQ is an evil being made from parts of animals and dead children. Its creator puts it in the water and sends

24 Entry by PollyDarton

THELOVELAND FROGMEN are short humanoid creatures with frog heads that have been sighted exclusively around Loveland, OH. 4'0 They are mostly spotted

23 Entry by Harvey Sapigao

A Tiyanak is a Philippine mythological monster that disguises itself as a baby crying for help in the middle of the woods. The Tiyanak turns into a

22 Entry by Hestutomo Restu Kuncoro

GRICT Genderuwo is a sleazy giant that terrorizes the people Of indonesia. Genderuwo is a gigantic hairy man who loves to seduce lonely women, especia

21 Entry by Markos Hasiotis

0000 Pangkarlangu is a monster that Indigenous people in the north of Australia believe in. It's a huge, hairy and sharp-clawed creature that roams th

20 Entry by Carlos Suarez

CRACKEDCON DOUENS Faceless children with feet turned backwards that haunt Trinidad and Tobago.

19 Entry by Hestutomo Restu Kuncoro

La Ciguapa is a Dominican creature depicted as a beautiful slender woman with silky hair and backward Feet. CH ERorero The legend goes that these wom

18 Entry by Tiffany Johnson

CRACKEDOON SNALLYGASTER THIS TENTACLED BEAST HAILS FROM RURAL MARYLAND. IT FEASTS ON POULTRY AND CHILDREN.

17 Entry by Carlos Suarez

The Jararcha Half man man, halfllama; the Jajarcha was once a Peruvian who man got cursed by god for commiting incest

16 Entry by Carlos Suarez

NDAOT This is the Bola de Fuego, a South American monster. A fireball with the shape of a human skull, it's attracted to prayers. If you want to escap

15 Entry by Erin Willis

The Nuckelavee is part man, part horse, all monster. The creature has no hair or skin. It travels across Scotland destroying all livestock, crops and

14 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

CRACKED.COM If your money inexplicably goes missing in Malaysia, you can blame it on a Toyol. Toyols are mischievous child spirits invoked by witch do

13 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

According to Southeast Asian folklore, Orang Minyak (literally translated from Malay as 'Oily Man') is a creature coated with black grease, who goes a

12 Entry by Carlos Suarez

This is the Mapinguari, the one-eyed Bigfoot of the Amazonian Jungle... Which some scientists suspect might actually be a type of giant sloth nowadays

11 Entry by S Peter Davis

IN Lithuanian FOLK LORE, IF A ROOSTER LAYS AN EGG cAitvaraAcH IT MIGHT HATCH INTO AN chicken A DEMONIC THAT LIVES IN YOUR HOUSE AND BRINGS YOU BAD LUC

10 Entry by Tiffany Johnson

Acheri CRACKEDcO W In Native American and Hindu folklore, the Acheri are the spirits of little girls who died horrible deaths. They return and childre

9 Entry by Ashebox

IN SOUTH AFRICAN ZULU MY YTHOLOGY, THE TOKOLOSHE IS A DWARF-LIKE DEMON SPRITE: A HAIRY CREATURE CREATED BY A SANGOMA (WIZARD) TO HARM HIS ENEMIES. IT

8 Entry by Andrea Meno

A Futakuchi-Onna is a woman who grows a second mouth on the back of her head. 13 The mouth threatens her, Cries for food, and causes her pain if it is

7 Entry by Hestutomo Restu Kuncoro

Kelpie is a shapeshifting creature in Scottish mythology that lures people to watery deaths. It usually takes the form of a horse to lure exhausted tr

6 Entry by Carlos Suarez

GRACKEDEON This is the Aun Pana, a Brazilian Piranha-man with arms and fur. They also have magic powers and the ability tO turn people into monkeys or

5 Entry by Glenn Clayburn

This is the Bake-Kujira, a skeletal Japanese ghost whale that haunts the seas near whaling villages, and if anyone sees it, it curses their village wi

4 Entry by Pedro Caetano

CRACKED.COM An unusually high number of accidents in a road crossing Dartmoor, in Devon, England, have been attributed to the Hairy Hands, a pair of d

3 Entry by Carlos Suarez

La mujer mula is a Latin American reverse centaur, with mule's a head and a woman's body. (CRAOT She can be found praying in churches, covered by a wh

2 Entry by Glenn Clayburn

Some Native American tribes, such as the Ojibwa, feared the Mishipeshu of Lake Superior... ...an enormous feline/reptile hybrid who enjoys drowning ch

1 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Himamushi nyudo is a Japanese spirit that lives under your floorboard. Its main hobby is to come out while you're studying late at night and snuff out

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