Cracked Archive - Weird World

10 Old Toys That Made Sense In Their Era (And Nowhere Else)
10 Old Toys That Made Sense In Their Era (And Nowhere Else)

Remember that toy that you just had to have because it was based on something wildly popular? And then it turned out to really, really suck? It turns out that's been happening as long as companies have been mass-producing toys.

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5 Dating Sites for Terrible People to Find Terrible Love
5 Dating Sites for Terrible People to Find Terrible Love

If I can't find love slapping around somewhere in one of these virtual cesspools, well, then it's probably everyone's fault but mine, just like literally everything else.

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So You Forgot You Had To Go To Work Today
So You Forgot You Had To Go To Work Today

Bucholz provides us with another guide that you shouldn't follow whatsoever.

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9 Quirky Things Every 'Cool' Workplace Is Required to Have
9 Quirky Things Every 'Cool' Workplace Is Required to Have

Exactly how 'out of the box' is something when every single one of your competitors is doing the exact same thing? Take a look at these things and you decide

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The 6 Most Baffling Serial Crimes
The 6 Most Baffling Serial Crimes

Criminals aren't hard to figure out. Ask any cop. The guy who broke into your car wasn't a mastermind, he was probably looking for something he could sell to buy meth. Still, the world of law enforcement does have its confounding mysteries.

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10 Real Survival Guides for One Very Fake Apocalypse
10 Real Survival Guides for One Very Fake Apocalypse

As we move into 2012, the final year of human existence, I wanted to take a look back on the last great apocalypse-- Y2K.

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The 6 Most Ridiculous Abuses of Diplomatic Immunity
The 6 Most Ridiculous Abuses of Diplomatic Immunity

Immunity is granted to keep diplomats from being harassed while they do their work in unfriendly nations. It makes sense, but as you can suspect, people abuse the living hell out of it, often to a hilarious and/or terrifying degree.

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5 Reasons New Year's Ruins Everything Great About Drinking
5 Reasons New Year's Ruins Everything Great About Drinking

New Year's Eve is, quite simply, a bad and broken drinking holiday.

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The 6 Weirdest Cities People Actually Live In
The 6 Weirdest Cities People Actually Live In

None of us knows what, exactly, goes into city planning, but somewhere along the line, somebody accidentally CC'ed the insane asylum, and we wound up with the following civilizations that simply should not be.

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5 Reasons I Wrote the Drunkest Column Ever
5 Reasons I Wrote the Drunkest Column Ever

The editors said I couldn't do it. Well they- they were right.

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If You Could Go Back and Change Anything
If You Could Go Back and Change Anything

Now that's how you overthink a hypothetical question.

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Where Aren’t They Now?  11 Overlooked Deaths of 2011
Where Aren’t They Now? 11 Overlooked Deaths of 2011

Each year Cracked takes time to remember the slightly less famous people who maybe didn't revolutionize the PC and music industries, but who still left an interesting little mark on the culture. These are the most overlooked deaths of 2011.

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