if the subtext of everything you said appeared neatly translated in the moment you said it. White lies would disappear overnight, sexual innuendo would never go unnoticed, and you would actually be able to use sarcasm around your parents, Germans and people from the deep south.
The following Christmas decorations are a testament to the fact that even psychopaths and serial killers apparently make time between pulling the legs off insects and fashioning skin suits to celebrate the holidays.
Here are some old-school holiday ads that make us wonder what the hell the past was thinking.
It seems that real crooks have taken a page or two from the likes of the Riddler and Lex Luthor and started planning their crimes in the most elaborate, pointlessly complicated ways possible.
First of all, happy holidays! I hope this letter finds you and your families well during the season of good cheer.
Here are five types of jokes that you'd expect to see in an American Pie movie that are actually much, much older than that.