Cracked Archive - Weird World
Hey, slackers -- here's your inspiration.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- January 21, 2012
Before you renew that subscription to High Times and quit your day job, there are some things you need to take into consideration ...
- By Bryan Guidicianni
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- January 21, 2012
Looking around, it's easy to call us civilized. But given the right context, we'll abandon all of society's rules and live like the crappy, bastard animals we all are.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- January 20, 2012
not all commercials take the full-on ridiculous route to hock their wares. Some companies prefer to toe the line by selling their product based on the idea that it will somehow come in handy in a situation that could totally happen to you.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- January 18, 2012
There are a lot of annoying things about being a woman, like periods, childbirth and not being able to play basketball in a way that keeps spectators awake. But near the top of the list has got to be buying clothes.
- By Christina H
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- January 17, 2012
You know how everybody complains about old people and tailgaters while our national dialogue on driving behavior is noticeably lacking a discussion of people who are terrified of bicycles. In between then and now, the holidays happened, so I've got plenty more for you.
- By Christina H
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- January 10, 2012
You're not a master chef by any means, but you still know a few basic food truths, right? Well guess what: You're wrong about those, too.
- By Jeff Hanula
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- January 10, 2012
For every criminal with a fifteen-step escape plan there are thousands who didn't think they'd be caught, or just didn't think ever. One minute in the future might as well be Atlantis for these idiots, who approached crime with all the subtlety of a drug dealer in a Just Say No skit, and concocted less believable stories than Kim Jong Il's eulogy.
- By Luke McKinney
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- January 09, 2012
How I ended up here is not the story. At least, it's not the story right now. I have no doubt that I'm more than enough of an asshole to share those details with the world at some point. But it won't be this day. Right now, there's only one story here, and that's the room itself. More specifically, the charming amenities of the shitty motel room I
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- January 06, 2012
Man's vision constantly exceeds his reach. It is our curse to dream bigger than our meager hands can build. So for every Hoover Dam or Empire State Building that gets built, there are 10 projects that were simply too unfeasible to see to completion. And for each of those 10, there are 10 MORE that seemed too unfeasible, but someone decided that tha
- By Xavier Jackson
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- January 06, 2012
Remember that toy that you just had to have because it was based on something wildly popular? And then it turned out to really, really suck? It turns out that's been happening as long as companies have been mass-producing toys.
- By Tracy V., T.D. Woodward
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- January 05, 2012
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