Cracked Archive - Weird World

6 Simple Pleasures Life Will Not Let You Have
6 Simple Pleasures Life Will Not Let You Have

There are all sorts of unattainable things that have nothing to do with finding Big Foot or leprechauns. Here are six seemingly ordinary things you can never find.

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4 'Geek Humor' Books by Authors Who Understand Neither
4 'Geek Humor' Books by Authors Who Understand Neither

These four books set out to create humor for nerds back when that word meant something. Instead, they spawned black holes of clumsy, punning anti-comedy.

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Greatest Note Ever Left On a Dented Car
Greatest Note Ever Left On a Dented Car

Dear Car Owner, You may have noticed the dent on the left side of your car. If not, allow me to draw your attention to it now. As you can see, it is there, and so is this note.

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4 Bizarrely Specific Stereotypes You Can't Help But Notice
4 Bizarrely Specific Stereotypes You Can't Help But Notice

I have noticed several consistent stereotypes that are completely unrelated to race. Most of them aren't even negative; they're just weird consistencies that baffle me.

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The 7 Most Annoying Hidden Agendas on the Internet
The 7 Most Annoying Hidden Agendas on the Internet

The most popular ways stupid people try to get their spamming and whining and self-promotion past your defenses.

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6 Modern Playgrounds That Will Make Your Inner Child Jealous
6 Modern Playgrounds That Will Make Your Inner Child Jealous

To a kid, happiness is directly tied to location. And every single one of these is guaranteed to make any child wish their parents would leave them there.

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5 Great Things Co-Opted by Douchebags
5 Great Things Co-Opted by Douchebags

There are plenty of things that I objectively like but have to be careful with (and sometimes completely abandon) because they've been co-opted and appropriated by hipsters, hippies, douchebags and other attention-commanding social groups.

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7 Steps to Making an Ill-Advised Citizen's Arrest
7 Steps to Making an Ill-Advised Citizen's Arrest

Crime. You just hate that crime, don't you? Whether it's because your parents were brutally murdered, or your television was brutally stolen, you've vowed to do everything you can to stop crime. Not stop it; you want to kick crime's teeth in.

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The 5 Biggest Benefits of Growing Up Fat
The 5 Biggest Benefits of Growing Up Fat

Chubby kids of the world, consider this article your very own 'It Gets Better' campaign. It's my message to you to let you know that, no matter how plump you may be, it doesn't mean your life is always going to be horrible.

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4 Ways to Enjoy Nature According to Insane Old Magazines
4 Ways to Enjoy Nature According to Insane Old Magazines

Isn't the majesty of nature's bounty inspiring? It is. It suuure is. Almost a little too much so, wouldn't you say? It's like she's trying to show us up.

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8 Impressively Sarcastic Amazon Product Reviews (Part 3)
8 Impressively Sarcastic Amazon Product Reviews (Part 3)

There's plenty of originality and creativity in the world of silly reviews -- it just takes a little digging to find it.

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5 Things You Won't Believe Spawned Black Markets
5 Things You Won't Believe Spawned Black Markets

You'd be utterly baffled to see what's getting traded in the shadows these days.

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The 5 Most Satisfying Tales of Payback
The 5 Most Satisfying Tales of Payback

Revenge is a tricky thing and there is definitely a fine line that shouldn't be crossed. Still, sometimes people go above and beyond for their acts of petty revenge that you can't help but stand back and admire it.

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