These four books set out to create humor for nerds back when that word meant something. Instead, they spawned black holes of clumsy, punning anti-comedy.
I have noticed several consistent stereotypes that are completely unrelated to race. Most of them aren't even negative; they're just weird consistencies that baffle me.
The most popular ways stupid people try to get their spamming and whining and self-promotion past your defenses.
To a kid, happiness is directly tied to location. And every single one of these is guaranteed to make any child wish their parents would leave them there.
There are plenty of things that I objectively like but have to be careful with (and sometimes completely abandon) because they've been co-opted and appropriated by hipsters, hippies, douchebags and other attention-commanding social groups.
Crime. You just hate that crime, don't you? Whether it's because your parents were brutally murdered, or your television was brutally stolen, you've vowed to do everything you can to stop crime. Not stop it; you want to kick crime's teeth in.
Chubby kids of the world, consider this article your very own 'It Gets Better' campaign. It's my message to you to let you know that, no matter how plump you may be, it doesn't mean your life is always going to be horrible.
Isn't the majesty of nature's bounty inspiring? It is. It suuure is. Almost a little too much so, wouldn't you say? It's like she's trying to show us up.
There's plenty of originality and creativity in the world of silly reviews -- it just takes a little digging to find it.