Cracked Archive - Weird World
There are all sorts of unattainable things that have nothing to do with finding Big Foot or leprechauns. Here are six seemingly ordinary things you can never find.
- By Gladstone
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- February 12, 2012
These four books set out to create humor for nerds back when that word meant something. Instead, they spawned black holes of clumsy, punning anti-comedy.
- By Seanbaby
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- February 12, 2012
Dear Car Owner, You may have noticed the dent on the left side of your car. If not, allow me to draw your attention to it now. As you can see, it is there, and so is this note.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- February 12, 2012
I have noticed several consistent stereotypes that are completely unrelated to race. Most of them aren't even negative; they're just weird consistencies that baffle me.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- February 10, 2012
The most popular ways stupid people try to get their spamming and whining and self-promotion past your defenses.
- By Christina H
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- February 07, 2012
To a kid, happiness is directly tied to location. And every single one of these is guaranteed to make any child wish their parents would leave them there.
- By Jacopo della Quercia
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- February 04, 2012
There are plenty of things that I objectively like but have to be careful with (and sometimes completely abandon) because they've been co-opted and appropriated by hipsters, hippies, douchebags and other attention-commanding social groups.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- February 03, 2012
Crime. You just hate that crime, don't you? Whether it's because your parents were brutally murdered, or your television was brutally stolen, you've vowed to do everything you can to stop crime. Not stop it; you want to kick crime's teeth in.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- February 03, 2012
Chubby kids of the world, consider this article your very own 'It Gets Better' campaign. It's my message to you to let you know that, no matter how plump you may be, it doesn't mean your life is always going to be horrible.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- February 02, 2012
Isn't the majesty of nature's bounty inspiring? It is. It suuure is. Almost a little too much so, wouldn't you say? It's like she's trying to show us up.
- By Robert Brockway
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- February 01, 2012
There's plenty of originality and creativity in the world of silly reviews -- it just takes a little digging to find it.
- By Christina H
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- January 31, 2012
You'd be utterly baffled to see what's getting traded in the shadows these days.
- By Phoebe Ng
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- January 30, 2012
Revenge is a tricky thing and there is definitely a fine line that shouldn't be crossed. Still, sometimes people go above and beyond for their acts of petty revenge that you can't help but stand back and admire it.
- By Xavier Jackson
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- January 29, 2012
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