In short order I learned some terrifying truths about an industry dedicated to taking America's at-risk youth and messing them up in the worst way possible.
You might think you're quoting the careful eloquence of the Great Emancipator, when in reality you're rehashing the disjointed rants of the Ultimate Warrior.
We just can't help but think there was a better way to do these things.
You might be surprised about the extent that your brain is wired differently depending on whether you think thoughts in Japanese, English, or Swahili.
How do we even decide what to laugh at? Some people out there don't even think I'm funny. I know, right?
We spoke to Donna Noble (not her real name), a 20-year Navy veteran who traveled the world and raised a child while in the service, and learned that not only do things kind of suck for ladies in uniform, these problems show no sign of changing anytime soon.
I think there is something we can all agree on: Lots of annoying customers deserve to die.
I think it's important that you're aware of the many ways your brain will be a merciless dick to you if you try.
According to science, if you want people to like you there are a few simple and completely nonsensical steps you can follow.