These slingers of brain candy have been corrupting humanity for longer than the gun and oil industries combined, so it's not surprising that they've stashed a few bizarre secrets up their sleeves.
There are little pockets of America that control the rest of the country, from the small town that houses all of your credit cards to the city that determines what your food tastes like.
When advertisers created the following ads, they probably had no idea they were actually making horror movie posters.
You're probably just going to have to trust me that these are all real, unless you want to type 'action for men' into your browser and learn all about the best ways to get plowed by a trucker in the bathroom of a Red Robin.
It turns out that the line between 'fun new learning experience' and 'lifelong trauma' is razor thin.
You might be surprised to know the real reason every sketchy bodega and market in America sells these things.