Cracked Archive - Weird World
4 Valuable Lessons You Only Learn from Having a Crappy Job
Most people have probably had a shitty, disposable job at one point. Maybe you're in one now, reading this on your phone in a futile attempt to escape reality (IT GETS BETTER).
- By Winston Rowntree
- /
- December 18, 2013
The 7 Worst Gifts People Seem to Give Every Christmas
I have no idea what your family likes, but I know what they hate, because no one likes this shit.
- By Felix Clay
- /
- December 17, 2013
5 Surprising Things You Learn as a Real Life Private Eye
Before you put a down payment on that Colt .45 and head to the spy store for a sack full of hidden cameras, you'd better read this.
- By Robert Evans, Leroy Duhart
- /
- December 17, 2013
5 Authority Figures No One Realized Were Con Artists
Some people sit around and daydream about becoming a surgeon or a member of the special forces. Others go out and do something about it.
- By Jamie Flexman
- /
- December 16, 2013
18 Sci-Fi Locations That Exist in the Real World
Our readers have provided some of the coolest looking places on the planet that you could mistake for an alien world.
- By Cracked Plasticians
- /
- December 16, 2013
5 Ridiculous Ways People Got Out of Traffic Tickets
Whatever work you put in to fighting a ticket pales in comparison to the crazy lengths some people have gone to not have to pay for a traffic violation.
- By Luis Prada
- /
- December 15, 2013
5 Post-Apocalyptic Wastelands Hiding in Busy Cities
You don't necessarily have to earn a fancy degree and apply for expedition funding in order to get your apocalyptic-bone on.
- By Natasha Saravanja
- /
- December 13, 2013
5 Myths About Prostitutes I Believed (Until I Was One)
I'm Ms. White, and I'll tell you everything you need to know about legal whoredom.
- By Robert Evans, Mrs. White
- /
- December 12, 2013
5 Ways Having a Baby Messes With Your Brain
I shouldn't be writing this.
- By Christina H
- /
- December 10, 2013
5 Terrifying Festivals You Won't Believe Are Legal
If you want a real party, a party so awesome, it stops being awesome and starts being more like a violent, bloody war on the concept of fun, well, friend, look no further.
- By Monte Richard, E. Reid Ross
- /
- December 10, 2013
The 5 Most Hilariously Insane Secret Plots from History
You've heard the phrase 'desperate times call for desperate measures.' These measures must've been drug-induced.
- By Alex Hanton
- /
- December 10, 2013
5 Badass Con Men Who Fooled the Experts There to Catch Them
Suddenly we wonder if we're all just waiting to be suckers.
- By Alan Boyle
- /
- December 09, 2013
The 3 Types of Regret That Can Destroy You
I thought maybe it would be a fun thing to pick apart the regrets that mold us into who we are and that can, if we let them, tear us apart.
- By Felix Clay
- /
- December 07, 2013
Viral on Cracked
