Cracked Archive - Weird World
4 Ways We're Programmed to Think Women Aren't Funny
While women are just as funny as men, there are some scientific reasons behind why you think they aren't.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- January 21, 2014
5 Ways Growing Up Inside Scientology Was a Nightmare
We were normal, working class Scientologists. And our lives were terrifying nightmares.
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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- January 21, 2014
5 Animals That Refuse to Play by the Rules of Evolution
Some animals raise a middle finger (or claw, or tentacle) to stereotypes and flip our world upside down.
- By Dyl Moore, Ed Stevens, Ryan Menezes, Sativa Savant
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- January 20, 2014
39 Innocent Gestures That Will Make People Overseas Hate You
We should be charging $34.95 in airport terminals for this kind of information.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- January 20, 2014
5 Reasons My Dog Is a Lazy, Worthless Millennial
Here are some unassailable conclusions about all American 20-somethings we can draw from looking at my dog.
- By Christina H
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- January 18, 2014
8 Criminals Who Took Dumbassery to Staggering Heights
Sometimes I ponder trying my hand at being a criminal mastermind. But then I read about dummies like these people, and I think I'll just be as stupid as them.
- By Felix Clay
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- January 18, 2014
21 Rules We Should Suspend/Enforce One Day Each Year
The Purge brought up an interesting question: If for one day, rules were suspended (or conversely, we enforced some new ones), what would it be like?
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- January 17, 2014
6 Shocking Realities of the Secret 'Troubled Teen Industry'
In short order I learned some terrifying truths about an industry dedicated to taking America's at-risk youth and messing them up in the worst way possible.
- By Robert Evans, Victoria Jane
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- January 15, 2014
6 Overused Phrases It's Time to Retire
Many of the cleverest sayings of the last few years, phrases that very recently made us smile, have since graduated into full-on clichedom.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- January 14, 2014
5 Things No One Tells You About Raising Teens
I know what you're thinking: 'Oh, but Kristi, you're too young and hot to have kids that old! Are you sure they're yours?' No, I'm not.
- By Kristi Harrison
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- January 14, 2014
6 Things Gun Lovers and Haters Can Agree On
The gun debate rages on. And for some reason we've handed off the responsibility for this debate to the loudest, angriest people in America.
- By Robert Evans
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- January 14, 2014
5 Famous Quotes With Inspiring Origins (That Are Total BS)
You might think you're quoting the careful eloquence of the Great Emancipator, when in reality you're rehashing the disjointed rants of the Ultimate Warrior.
- By Carmen Burana
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- January 14, 2014
The 6 Most Unintentionally Offensive Publicity Campaigns
We just can't help but think there was a better way to do these things.
- By Pat Carnell
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- January 13, 2014
5 Surprising Ways Your Language Affects How You Think
You might be surprised about the extent that your brain is wired differently depending on whether you think thoughts in Japanese, English, or Swahili.
- By Mike Floorwalker
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- January 13, 2014
4 Offensive Jokes That Could Have Easily Been Fixed
How do we even decide what to laugh at? Some people out there don't even think I'm funny. I know, right?
- By Felix Clay
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- January 12, 2014
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