Cracked Archive - Weird World
Getting your drank on. Is there anything more noble? Yes, most things.
- By Felix Clay
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- May 11, 2013
Inventors make terrible, terrible parents.
- By Mitchell Bryant
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- May 11, 2013
Fortunately for the burgeoning criminal, it turns out that some of the biggest and most daring crimes require surprisingly little effort.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- May 09, 2013
Because so many of us live in cities, we think of the Earth as a crowded place. So what's left to discover? A lot actually.
- By David Decher
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- May 08, 2013
Children are horrible, sticky monsters who don't do a single thing that isn't motivated by the basest of human emotions.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- May 07, 2013
Human courtship is a complicated procedure that often involves some strategic lying. However, not all men manage to keep their tall tales in check.
- By Chris Fox
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- May 06, 2013
Lots of figures from history and pop culture are the product of either some marketing campaign or just bad record keeping. Either way, centuries from now, people will probably still think that at one time these people existed.
- By Kelly Stone
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- May 06, 2013
The sad fact is that sometimes you get yourself in a position where all you can do is back away slowly while shame and awfulness are showered upon you.
- By Felix Clay
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- May 05, 2013
Here are five theme parks you'll never ever attend, unless you know the secret of turning a dump truck full of venture capital into a time machine.
- By Evan V. Symon
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- May 05, 2013
Government leaks tend to be less Mission: Impossible and more 'Guy mistook secret documents for toilet paper.'
- By Evan V. Symon , Chris J.
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- May 05, 2013
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