We want you to be proud of your roots even if they're in the one state the rest of America goes to die.
Guantanamo Bay probably provokes one of two images in your mind: a torture camp or a real-life Arkham Asylum. Either way, you're wrong. I was there.
If your experience with bedbugs (which I sincerely hope you never have) is anything like mine and my wife's, here's what you have to look forward to.
What sort of hell would we be suffering through if, suddenly, our smart devices were all gone tomorrow?
One of the many horrible side effects of the Internet is that it now takes a lot to make me laugh. And sometimes what does the trick is horrifically dark and disturbing stuff.
I've been in six psychiatric facilities in three states, from the fancy McLean Hospital to crappier state-run facilities. But I'm better now, and I swear that all this is true.
It's almost like these designers' familiarity with boobies came from Barbie dolls and RedTube.
Sometimes there is no plausible way to associate your product with sex without winding up with something that will turn people off sex forever.
I was hooked on one of the most addictive drugs in the world for over a year and along the way I learned that this kind of habit is nothing like what we've been told.
These women have done spectacular, enviable things.
It turns out other languages can teach us how to handle problems like these.