Cracked Archive - Weird World
5 Meaningless Words That Trick You Into Buying Bad Food
I conducted my own study by going to a grocery store, isolating five ubiquitous and hazy buzzwords, and then buying every single product on which they appeared, because I care about making the world better.
- By Soren Bowie
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- June 04, 2013
The 5 Most Ridiculous Reasons Students Have Been Expelled
Grab a drink and try to wrap your head around these.
- By Felix Clay
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- June 04, 2013
The 5 Most Amazing Things Accomplished While in Prison
Sometimes those nogoodniks manage to find a way to be successful even when they're behind bars. So successful, in fact.
- By Felix Clay
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- June 01, 2013
The 6 Most Aggressively Stupid Acts of Human Endurance
If only they devoted themselves to something that wasn't utterly insane.
- By Jamie Flexman
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- June 01, 2013
5 Reasons Your Online Dating Profile Isn't Working
Your dating profile is not working because you are literally posing with a sword in your photo.
- By Winston Rowntree
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- May 31, 2013
The 5 Most Absurdly Petty National Laws Ever Enforced
If you got where you are by couping the hell out of the last guy, so what's to stop the people from doing the same to you? Furious, insane crackdowns on irrelevant bullshit, that's what!
- By Richie Ryan, Eric Yosomono, Patrick McCarty, Robert Rosati
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- May 31, 2013
5 Romantic Products Perfect for Ending Relationships
Here are five products that are falling all over themselves to act as your relationship's final Mexican standoff.
- By Soren Bowie
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- May 30, 2013
The 5 Most Incredible Things Ever Done Purely Out of Spite
Here are five things that would have never been given life if not for humanity's undying capacity to never let a thing go.
- By Kelly Stone
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- May 30, 2013
5 People Who Quit Real Jobs to Pursue Idiotic Dreams
Ninja is never a dream you should pursue.
- By Felix Clay
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- May 26, 2013
The 6 Most Hilarious Ways People Breached Airport Security
The reality is that while you're enjoying a cavity search for accidentally packing nail clippers in your carry-on, security meltdowns of slapstick proportions nonetheless happen with frightening regularity.
- By Aaron Bland, Mary Johnson, Chris Fox
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- May 26, 2013
4 Things You Should Know Before Spending a Weekend in Jail
Going to jail can be a terrifying thing.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- May 25, 2013
9 Businesses You Won't Believe Are Utilizing Public Nudity
Given how delightful nudity is, it should come as no surprise that many an entrepreneur has tried to capitalize on our desire to see other people's assorted goodies and floppies jostling about.
- By Felix Clay
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- May 25, 2013
5 Myths About Curing Common Injuries (You Probably Believe)
From time to time we like to go look up the actual medical advice from experts to find all of the ways conventional wisdom gets these things disastrously wrong.
- By Daniel Nest
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- May 23, 2013
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