Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Meaningless Words That Trick You Into Buying Bad Food

I conducted my own study by going to a grocery store, isolating five ubiquitous and hazy buzzwords, and then buying every single product on which they appeared, because I care about making the world better.


The 5 Most Ridiculous Reasons Students Have Been Expelled

Grab a drink and try to wrap your head around these.


The 5 Most Amazing Things Accomplished While in Prison

Sometimes those nogoodniks manage to find a way to be successful even when they're behind bars. So successful, in fact.


The 6 Most Aggressively Stupid Acts of Human Endurance

If only they devoted themselves to something that wasn't utterly insane.


5 Reasons Your Online Dating Profile Isn't Working

Your dating profile is not working because you are literally posing with a sword in your photo.


The 5 Most Absurdly Petty National Laws Ever Enforced

If you got where you are by couping the hell out of the last guy, so what's to stop the people from doing the same to you? Furious, insane crackdowns on irrelevant bullshit, that's what!


5 Romantic Products Perfect for Ending Relationships

Here are five products that are falling all over themselves to act as your relationship's final Mexican standoff.


The 5 Most Incredible Things Ever Done Purely Out of Spite

Here are five things that would have never been given life if not for humanity's undying capacity to never let a thing go.


5 People Who Quit Real Jobs to Pursue Idiotic Dreams

Ninja is never a dream you should pursue.


The 6 Most Hilarious Ways People Breached Airport Security

The reality is that while you're enjoying a cavity search for accidentally packing nail clippers in your carry-on, security meltdowns of slapstick proportions nonetheless happen with frightening regularity.


4 Things You Should Know Before Spending a Weekend in Jail

Going to jail can be a terrifying thing.


9 Businesses You Won't Believe Are Utilizing Public Nudity

Given how delightful nudity is, it should come as no surprise that many an entrepreneur has tried to capitalize on our desire to see other people's assorted goodies and floppies jostling about.


5 Myths About Curing Common Injuries (You Probably Believe)

From time to time we like to go look up the actual medical advice from experts to find all of the ways conventional wisdom gets these things disastrously wrong.