Funny that no superhero teams ever called on the Amazing Vomitus. Probably couldn't afford the dry-cleaning bills.
Mr. Methane Does Exactly What You Think He Does
Mr. Methane uses his butthole as a musical instrument. There's really no way to sugarcoat that. Audiences gather around and listen to the song of his anus. But that's not all he can do with the ol' wrinkled sand dollar. Here he is blowing out birthday candles:
"Why didn't you just get her a magician like she asked for?!"
Popping a balloon with an asshole-operated pea shooter:
If only he had Gerry Phillips to play the William Tell Overture.
And letting out the world's longest continued fart, clocking in at an unearthly 59 seconds long:
Mr. Methane is a performing flatulist -- or, as his website puts it, a master of "the Art of Controlled Anal Voicing." It's like these people have a problem with the term "fartmaster." What, is it too lowbrow? You're sniping balloons with your butthole, friend. You left dignity behind long, long ago.
Nowpublic.com via Magazin.cz
Well, he does wear a mask, so presumably he still has some shred of shame.
Highlights of his career include imitating a bumblebee in front of a visibly humbled Howard Stern, playing fart music on (the sidewalks of) Broadway, and farting his rendition of the Blue Danube for Simon Cowell on Britain's Got Talent before getting buzzed off the stage. Later on he was approached by the German (of course) version of the show, where he made it to the semifinals, but ultimately lost to a dancing dog.
Ohhh, but don't call him "Fart Garfunkle" -- that's apparently disrespectful.
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He should totally go by Fart Garfunkle. Click the Facebook 'share' button below, and maybe we can get like...a petition going, or something.