Cracked Archive - Weird World
We're not saying these books are definitively bad for your kids, or that these messages are intentional. We're just saying, 'Waaaiiiit a minute.'
- By Amanda Mannen
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- March 29, 2014
There are bad investments, and there are these: billion-dollar projects that entire governments just got bored of and abandoned, leaving around some pretty cool post-apocalyptic playsets
- By Xavier Jackson
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- March 28, 2014
Being unable to name your firstborn 'Norsehammer Thunderslap' is just the first of the problems you'll have.
- By C. Coville
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- March 27, 2014
I'm here to tell you, as a wealthy man who's perfectly happy writing comedy articles from the pile of Prada handbags I use in place of a couch, that money can in fact buy happiness.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- March 25, 2014
I'm Drew Miller, professional wildland firefighter. I protect people's sacred right to live in places that regularly combust. Here's what I've learned on the job.
- By Drew Miller, Evan V. Symon
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- March 25, 2014
Banks make it really hard to like them, and they do whatever they can to exploit their position in the shadiest ways imaginable.
- By Spencer Lowe
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- March 24, 2014
This will be the worst article I have ever written. Some would argue that that's a tall order, as I get a decent amount of hate mail assuring me that every article I write is the worst article I have ever written.
- By Felix Clay
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- March 22, 2014
Like Doc Brown's time machine or a bitchin' singing voice, copyright law is an incredible power that can be used for both good and evil.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- March 22, 2014
Here are a few of the most ill-advised times a writer looked at a medium full of colorful superbeings and decided it was time to make a statement.
- By Henrik Magnusson
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- March 22, 2014
There are some aspects of life where there are no rules set in stone and no laws telling us to not be dicks, yet for the most part, we respect and rarely abuse them.
- By Luis Prada
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- March 21, 2014
It seems that the never-ending cycle of human progress has a nasty side effect of constantly threatening to bury us all under a mountain of crap.
- By Eric Yosomono, J. Wisniewski, Ivan Farkas, Hillery Alley
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- March 21, 2014
- By Robert Evans, Amy P.
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- March 19, 2014
I was finally reaping the benefits of my labors and working my dream job at SeaWorld Orlando, so I lived happily ever after. Or not.
- By J.F. Sargent, Chitinous Radula
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- March 19, 2014
'Hey, we just got a PHONE CALL from the SECRET SERVICE regarding Daniel O'Brien's article ...'
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- March 18, 2014
Before I was even able to tie my shoes, I knew exactly what I wanted to do when I grew up. That's how I wound up spending most of the last decade training and flying the F/A-18 Super Hornet.
- By Anonymous, Chris Radomile
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- March 18, 2014
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