Cracked Archive - Weird World

6 Weird Ways the World Looks Different When You're Asexual

Cracked sat down with a couple of asexuals to learn a little bit more about just what life is like when your anaconda don't want none.


5 Things You Can Apparently Give Up Without Missing

The other day, I realized that I'd gone about two months without something that had been a nearly daily part of my life, and I didn't miss it.


6 Creepy Religious Sites Way Worse Than the Temple of Doom

It's good to appreciate the houses of worship that go out of their way to make it clear just how freaking metal their shit is.


The 20 Most Disastrously Misunderstood Texts Possible

While we've made amazing strides in the realm of communication, a lot can still be lost when we don't talk face to face.


4 (Bad) Reasons You Spend Holidays With Family

If family gatherings are so awkward and miserable for a large number of people -- and if the jokes on Twitter every major holiday are any indication, they are -- then why do we do it?


4 Children's Books That Will Unintentionally Scar Your Kids

The worst books are those that successfully spin the Wheel of Morality but then deliver their messages in the stupidest, most counterproductive manner possible.


3 Everyday Hacks to Make Reality Behave Like a Movie

If you've got the proper mindset, when you do these things today, tomorrow, and every day after that, you'll feel like you're living a movie.


4 Mind-Blowing Theories About Famous Lines in the Bible

These people decided to look at the Good Book and douse the stories with a whole earthen vessel's worth of crazy.


5 Insane Realities of My Life as a Dwarf

Dwarves have size where it matters most.


5 Ways to Keep a Relationship from Killing Your Friendships

With a new person in your life, it's important to let your best friend know he's no third wheel.


6 Reasons Comedy Is Better Than Drama

Comedy is the most important thing in the world, and not just because it's my job and how I can afford to have a home to cover in dust and dirty clothes and cat hair


5 Unimportant Things With Giant Armies of Crazy Advocates

How did these bizarrely petty things get so many advocates?


5 Eerily Specific Things Every Human Does Exactly the Same

Not like eating or farting. No, we're talking about the weirdly specific traits shared by nearly every society in every corner of the globe, for reasons science doesn't completely understand.


4 Signs of Aging No One Warns You About

Like a skirt trapped in your panties after a bathroom visit, no one wants to talk about getting older.