Cracked Archive - Weird World
6 Weird Ways the World Looks Different When You're Asexual
Cracked sat down with a couple of asexuals to learn a little bit more about just what life is like when your anaconda don't want none.
- By Robert Evans, Julianna, Andy H
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- November 24, 2014
5 Things You Can Apparently Give Up Without Missing
The other day, I realized that I'd gone about two months without something that had been a nearly daily part of my life, and I didn't miss it.
- By Gladstone
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- November 23, 2014
6 Creepy Religious Sites Way Worse Than the Temple of Doom
It's good to appreciate the houses of worship that go out of their way to make it clear just how freaking metal their shit is.
- By Alex Sinclair Lack
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- November 23, 2014
The 20 Most Disastrously Misunderstood Texts Possible
While we've made amazing strides in the realm of communication, a lot can still be lost when we don't talk face to face.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- November 23, 2014
4 (Bad) Reasons You Spend Holidays With Family
If family gatherings are so awkward and miserable for a large number of people -- and if the jokes on Twitter every major holiday are any indication, they are -- then why do we do it?
- By Felix Clay
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- November 22, 2014
The 7 Most Horrifying Pets We've Bred Into Existence
What have we done?
- By E. Reid Ross, Ivan Farkas
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- November 22, 2014
4 Children's Books That Will Unintentionally Scar Your Kids
The worst books are those that successfully spin the Wheel of Morality but then deliver their messages in the stupidest, most counterproductive manner possible.
- By Jason Iannone
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- November 21, 2014
3 Everyday Hacks to Make Reality Behave Like a Movie
If you've got the proper mindset, when you do these things today, tomorrow, and every day after that, you'll feel like you're living a movie.
- By Luis Prada
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- November 20, 2014
4 Mind-Blowing Theories About Famous Lines in the Bible
These people decided to look at the Good Book and douse the stories with a whole earthen vessel's worth of crazy.
- By C. Coville
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- November 19, 2014
5 Insane Realities of My Life as a Dwarf
Dwarves have size where it matters most.
- By Jason Iannone, Charles Less
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- November 19, 2014
5 Ways to Keep a Relationship from Killing Your Friendships
With a new person in your life, it's important to let your best friend know he's no third wheel.
- By 22 Jump Street
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- November 18, 2014
6 Reasons Comedy Is Better Than Drama
Comedy is the most important thing in the world, and not just because it's my job and how I can afford to have a home to cover in dust and dirty clothes and cat hair
- By J.F. Sargent
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- November 18, 2014
5 Unimportant Things With Giant Armies of Crazy Advocates
How did these bizarrely petty things get so many advocates?
- By Chris Bucholz
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- November 18, 2014
5 Eerily Specific Things Every Human Does Exactly the Same
Not like eating or farting. No, we're talking about the weirdly specific traits shared by nearly every society in every corner of the globe, for reasons science doesn't completely understand.
- By Justin Crockett
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- November 18, 2014
4 Signs of Aging No One Warns You About
Like a skirt trapped in your panties after a bathroom visit, no one wants to talk about getting older.
- By Kristi Harrison
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- November 17, 2014
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