Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Terrible Messages Hidden Inside Every Superhero Story

These are the guys we're supposed to aspire to be. Too bad they're awful role models when you think about it.

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5 Unsettling Realities Of Being A Landlord

We interviewed three property managers -- Marie, Nicole, and Jenn -- and asked them about all the worst parts of their jobs.

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My Poop Can Kill Me: 6 Weird Truths About My Wheelchair

I didn't learn any profound lessons from my disability. Mostly, I learned that everyone is an asshole, including myself.

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If Everything Got A Corporate Logo

What if everyday mundane objects had a marketing department?

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So You've Been Asked To Land A Plane

Too bad real life is not an action movie.

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5 Coma Patients Who Woke Up With Insane New Skills

There's a whole menagerie of nuttiness that can go on in your noggin when you're out like a light.

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4 Horrifying Behind-The-Scenes Realities Of Your Local Mall

We spoke to a few of the noble guardians of our society's official teenage foreplay building: the mall janitor and security guard. Here's what we learned.

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5 Impressively Insane Theories About Famous Buildings

Let's take a sticky stroll through the paranoia-addled world of insane conspiracies.

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5 Safety Measures That Caused Rampant Death And Destruction

Here are a few times some well-intentioned measures backfired like an old Pinto.

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The Mundane Background Story Of Every James Bond Adventure

Reggie sat outside Dr. Terrordoom's office, brainstorming as hard as he could.

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5 Real World Lessons College Teaches (By Accident)

Things that were never contained in a textbook or a lecture but made painfully clear to me simply by my four-year immersion in a little community that would help me predict the real world to come.

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5 Oddly Hypnotic Genres Of YouTube Videos

They're boring. They're stupid. They're useless. They are an absolute waste of time ... but, they're impossible to look away from.

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6 Real People Who Got Screwed For Trying To Help

In a movie, an act of kindness gets repaid before the third act is through. In real life? Eh, not so much.

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31 Phrases English Needs To Steal From Other Languages

Never be at a loss for words again, you uncultured heathen.

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