Cracked Archive - Weird World

I invite you to read some folksy animal-centric wisdom and become the Yoda of your circle of friends.

• By Chris Bucholz
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• February 03, 2015

Your town's claim to fame is nothing compared to these places.

• By Luis Prada
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• February 03, 2015

We talked to Andrew Hass, whose life was derailed when his dad was caught growing thousands of plants worth of pot back in 1998, when Hass was still a teenager.

• By Robert Evans, Andrew Hass
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• February 03, 2015

What if we told you that there are extra scenes of your favorite book, written by your favorite writer, that you've never read before? Awesome, right? No so fast.

• By Karah Sutton
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• February 02, 2015

We can only imagine the survivors of the following incidents were forever looking over their shoulders to see if the relentless specter of death was trying to sneak up on them to finish the job.

• By Douglas A. McDonnell, Zachary Frey
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• February 01, 2015

We talked to legal brothel worker who walked us through some of the bizarre rules, regulations, and everyday bullshit that pervades every aspect of their lives.

• By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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• February 01, 2015

Allow me to speak for every only child and set the record straight on what it's really like.

• By Mark Hill
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• January 31, 2015

Since the worship of the Devil and his unholy legion of crooks are an extremely pressing concern for all of us, here are five crucial tips for dealing with Satanic cult crime.

• By Chris Sims
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• January 30, 2015

We spoke with a victim of female-on-male rape to find out what it's like to be the victim of a crime that most of society refuses to acknowledge is even a thing. Spoiler Alert: It's awful.

• By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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• January 30, 2015

For every effectively memorable and only marginally annoying slogan out there, there's about five that suck eggs.

• By Felix Clay
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• January 29, 2015

I've compiled this short list of everyday scenarios that can and will get brutally awkward. Let's see if we can figure out how to survive them in one piece.

• By Pauli Poisuo
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• January 28, 2015

Unfortunately, if you don't happen to be the wealthy sort, the system is stacked against you in countless soul-crushing ways.

• By Anonymous, Talia Jane
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• January 28, 2015

You're never sure if you should admire their brazen creativity, or just make sure you never live too close to a prison.

• By E. Reid Ross, Charlie Fox
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• January 27, 2015

While many kids look back at high school with fond memories of the prom or getting piss drunk on cheap hooch, my strongest memory was getting randomly accused of plotting the mass murder of my entire school.

• By Jason Iannone
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• January 26, 2015

History is chock-full of real conspiracies even crazier than Oliver Stone's fever dreams.

• By Jacopo della Quercia , E.M. Caris
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• January 26, 2015