Cracked Archive - Weird World
6 Douchebag Luxury Goods Originally Invented to Help People
If, like most of us, you find yourself secretly hating rich people now and then, it's probably because of the stupid and frivolous junk they buy. A whole segment of our economy is dedicated to making ridiculous crap for these shallow jerks. But a whole lot of lives have been saved by that ridiculous stuff.
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- By Philip Moon
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543 How to Tell If She's Into You Or High On Cough Syrup [COMIC]
Beyond rifling through her purse while smellinng her breath.
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- By Scott Meyer
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How to Understand a Baffling Ad Campaign [COMIC]
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- By Scott Meyer
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The 6 Most Insane Cities Ever Planned
Cities are all pretty much the same, but if any of these designers had had his way, every city would be a bizarre, science fiction-esque habitat.
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- By Dwayne Hoover
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CRACKED ROUND-UP: Celebrating Failed New Year's Resolutions Since 1958.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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The 6 Most Disastrous Attempts at Internet Damage Control
They call it the Streisand Effect, and it happens any time people try to suppress Internet criticism, then see it blow up hilariously in their faces.
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- By Karl Smallwood
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6 Ways Cities Are Getting Into the Attention-Whore Game
Sad attention grabs are something you expect from reality show characters or self-important activists, people who don't really have any dignity to lose. Surely our civic institutions are above all that. Right?
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- By Christina H
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6 Crackpot Conspiracy Theories (That Actually Happened)
in the course of looking down our noses at the nutjobs who spread urban legends and conspiracy theories, we have to sometimes stop and point out that there are downright terrifying historical precedents for even their craziest of claims.
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- By Eric Yosomono
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The 6 Most Pointless Supervillain Schemes Ever Hatched
Most supervillain schemes are pretty stupid, when you think about it: Lex Luthor wanted to get rich with a ridiculous real state scam in the first Superman movie, and that's considered a classic. Again: a real estate scam. YOU HAVE MISSILES, DUDE!
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- By Diana McCallum
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Cracked Round Up: 2011 (?) Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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The 5 Ballsiest Acts of Undercover Journalism Ever
As brave as undercover cops have to be to rub elbows with mob bosses and murderers, we submit that there is one group with even bigger balls: undercover journalists. So let's pause to salute these folks.
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- By Cornelius Appin
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How to Play 'Who Would Win?' [COMIC]
It's a game as old and retarded as time ...
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- By Scott Meyer
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How to Answer the Question 'What's Bothering You?' [COMIC]
Ways that don't end in your arrest.
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- By Scott Meyer
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6 Real People With Secret Identities Nobody Saw Coming
Exactly how unfeasible is Dexter or Bruce Wayne's double life? Well, not totally far off the map, apparently.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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5 Weight Loss Tips for Cynical Bastards
I suspect that around 50 percent of the population thinks they're in the smartest, cleverest 3 percent of the species, and they're totally going to be the ones to beat the system.
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- By Christina H
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