In case you didn't know - dogs are motion activated, so don't move if yours is taking a nap.
It's Valentine's Day, which means that whether you're romantically attached or blissfully uninvolved, there are some sweet deals out there of which to take advantage. And by sweet, we mean not sweet at all.
It's not only a matter of relying on unrealistic body standards, but doing it to a degree that we're not sure these characters could even survive.
If you're having a crappy day at work, just know it could be much, much worse.
We're wondering how many of the world's crusaders aren't just trying to compensate for something they're doing on the side.
Sometimes the craziest attributes of a mythological creature -- the things that actually make it impossible -- aren't always what you think.
Where Hollywood does a pretty impressive job of glorifying criminals, it hasn't got shit on Mexico's utterly insane cartel culture.
Being a woman means wearing a sign that says
When the power goes off, and the TV and Internet with it, that's when the hammer really comes down. Cracked sat down with a meter specialist to find out what it's like to be the one bringing down that hammer.
If you've ever flown in a plane, or stood in a place over which planes were flying, you have air traffic controllers to thank for not being killed in a biblical cataclysm.
We sat down with several self-professed (but non-offending) pedophiles. Here's what we learned.
The subject of my ire? Poofume. For crying out loud.