Cracked Archive - Weird World

4 Things That Shock You About Dogs (If You Never Had One)

In case you didn't know - dogs are motion activated, so don't move if yours is taking a nap.

By Luis Prada
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February 14, 2015

5 Horrifying Valentine's Day Promotions You Won't Believe

It's Valentine's Day, which means that whether you're romantically attached or blissfully uninvolved, there are some sweet deals out there of which to take advantage. And by sweet, we mean not sweet at all.

By Marina Reimann, Kieran Hair
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February 14, 2015

5 Insane Things Comic Books Believe Women's Bodies Can Do

It's not only a matter of relying on unrealistic body standards, but doing it to a degree that we're not sure these characters could even survive.

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By Caitlin Donovan
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February 14, 2015

6 Tips for Becoming the Worst Waiter in the World

Chad, you dickhead.

By Chris Bucholz
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February 13, 2015

5 Staggeringly Huge Disasters Caused by Small Minded Idiots

If you're having a crappy day at work, just know it could be much, much worse.

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By Zachary Frey
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February 13, 2015

5 Moral Crusaders Caught Being the Worst Hypocrite Possible

We're wondering how many of the world's crusaders aren't just trying to compensate for something they're doing on the side.

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By Kevin Phelan
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February 12, 2015

5 Iconic Fantasy Characters Whose Bodies Wouldn't Work

Sometimes the craziest attributes of a mythological creature -- the things that actually make it impossible -- aren't always what you think.

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By Justin Crockett, Nathan Murphy
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February 11, 2015

6 Insane Things Happening Throughout Mexican Cartel Culture

Where Hollywood does a pretty impressive job of glorifying criminals, it hasn't got shit on Mexico's utterly insane cartel culture.

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By Bastian Espada
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February 11, 2015

5 Insane and Expensive Things Women Don't Admit They Buy

Being a woman means wearing a sign that says

By Eden Dranger
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February 10, 2015

4 Scary Things You Only See Cutting People's Power as a Job

When the power goes off, and the TV and Internet with it, that's when the hammer really comes down. Cracked sat down with a meter specialist to find out what it's like to be the one bringing down that hammer.

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By Anonymous, Talia Jane
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February 10, 2015

The 4 Least Dignified Things About The Grammys

By Kristi Harrison
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February 09, 2015

6 Terrifying Things You Learn as an Air Traffic Controller

If you've ever flown in a plane, or stood in a place over which planes were flying, you have air traffic controllers to thank for not being killed in a biblical cataclysm.

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