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16 Cool Survival Tips We Hope You'll Never Need

By:: Cracked Plasticians

February 19, 2018

16 Cool Survival Tips We Hope You'll Never Need

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One of the worst things about emergencies and disasters is that they catch people unprepared. So we figured we'd come up with a stack of tips that are so cool, you won't have any trouble remembering them when it counts.

16 Entry by Bill Mead

Condoms are pocket sized survival kits They can be fashioned into slingshots, hold a gallon of water, make a handy fishing bobber, be turned into make

15 Entry by Alexius08

Stuck in a crowd surge? Want to get out? Weave through the crowd Walking in a straight line is impossible in the middle of a tightly:-packed crowd. In

14 Entry by PookieJones

If your tire blows out while you're driving, don't slam on the brakes. DO THE COUNTERINTUITIVE. Pump the accelerator for a second. It will stabilize t

13 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Once a cougar sets its eyes on you, running away should be the last thing you do. Without turning your back to it, maintain eye contact and if necessa

12 Entry by PookieJones

If you cut yourself and you're in a bind, pack your wound with any sugary substance. Dressings made of sugar or honey can help heal the infection.

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If you get stuck in quicksand, remain calm. You won't sink any further than your waist. Move your legs around to create a pocket for water to come and

10 Entry by Joyce Rogers

IF YOU CAN LIGHT A FIRE, YOU CAN SEND A SMOKE SIGNAL TO CALL FOR HELP. COVER EMBERS WITH GREEN VEGETATION, THEN PULL A WET BLANKET OVER SMOKE FIRES. T

9 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Lost in the woods with no food, and you're (gasp!) a vegan? No worries, you can always eat tree bark! Peel back the crusty outer bark and eat the nutr

8 Entry by George Oduor

Stranded and need food? Insects are an excellent source of nutrition and can be found anywhere. However, avoid brightly-coloured insects, hairy insect

7 Entry by Robsonlined

Facing the possibility of a cold night? You need a nest! Small birds generally build close to the ground and the material is dry, meaning even a stone

6 Entry by Sami Czanova

You can cut Can Tabs into nice little fish hooks. CRACKED

5 Entry by PollyDarton

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4 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

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3 Entry by Andrea Meno

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1 Entry by Joyce Rogers

If you RACKED IMBAgE by a knife, a tool, a fence post or anything bigger than a splinter, your first impulse will be to PULL THE OBJECT OUT OF YOUR BO

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