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Your 23 Most Nightmarish Roommate Horror Stories

By:: Cracked Plasticians

February 04, 2018

Your 23 Most Nightmarish Roommate Horror Stories

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No matter how well you think you know someone, you'll never truly know them until you live together. And sometimes when that happens, you find out what a truly terrible person somebody is.

For example ...

23 Entry by deathpod

I had a housemate who liked to serenade me in the morning. HELLO IN THERE, LOOOOOVEBIRRRRRDS... DO you WANT A BREAKFAST BURRIILIIITO? AFTER YOur MORNI

22 Entry by Manari Santiyaz

My roommate CRACKEDCON sleepwalks, which is no problem. However, her condition has developed into sleep eating, and when food she keeps blaming me dis

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21 Entry by Rachel Whetstone

I turned down one potential roommate when she asked, Do you mind if I use the room to conduct exorcisms? I told her that exorcisms might make it dif

20 Entry by Joyce Rogers

WAY BACK IN THE DAY, I MADE THE MISTAKE OF SHOWING MY ROOMMATE HOW TO HOOK TWO VCRs TOGETHER TO RECORD TV SHOWS A SECOND TIME, IN ORDER TO CUT OUT COM

19 Entry by Moses Armstrong

After promising me that it would be a temporary situation, a high school friend of my roommate wound up staying on our couch. CRARE 90 FOR ELEVEN MONT

18 Entry by Moses Armstrong

CRACKEDco The week before finals, my college dormmate got cranked up on a mix of Adderall, Ritalin, and Concerta to studys We came home to find he had

17 Entry by Moses Armstrong

Your 23 Most Nightmarish Roommate Horror Stories

16 Entry by Hestutomo Restu Kuncoro

My college roommate was generally a nice guy. He, however, was a very heavy sleeper and set multiple alarms on his phone. The alerts could be heard th

15 Entry by S Peter Davis

I moved out of home for the first time and lived with a guy who: WAS UNEMPLOYED, DUMB AS ROCKS, ADDICTED TO PORN, AND REGULARLY STOLE THE COMMUNAL BIL

14 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

I once had to tolerate a roommate who would masturbate furiously almost every night, while I was sleeping, for one semester. And he would end it with

13 Entry by kunal_ansh

My roommate was very careless. He had a habit of losing the keys to our house, SO he would leave the front door unlocked when he left, and my other ho

12 Entry by masta_X

CRACKEDcO I came home just as my roommate finished bumping-uglies with his date. CAUTION BIOHAZARD Only, they'd used MY bedroom because his was a pig

11 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

My roommate was a heavy smoker who would make an ashtray out of everything... ...including the bowl and cup I used for eating and drinking. Apparently

10 Entry by gimsa

HAD A ROOMMATE WHO USED TO SIt IN THE DARK One day, found the lights switched off and the room silent. When I turned on the lights, I found him sittin

9 Entry by Karin Coburn

My last roommate would change her baby on the kitchen table, and she would also leave the dirty diapers on there for days. I never used the table beca

8 Entry by DM-O-Gorgon

My four buddies and I moved into a three bedroom apartment. Two shared the master bedroom; Two had their own rooms... This left me sleeping on lovesea

7 Entry by Manari Santiyaz

My 00000 roommate and I initially 02 agreed to split the utility payments in half. Later she decided that since most of the appliances were mine, I sh

6 Entry by AmyB8484

When our lease was up, my roommate and parted ways on good terms. Six months later, I was turned down for a loan. SECURX SOCX4L THEFT IENTITY uonaofos

5 Entry by Jungling

One of our roomates volunteered to get us a new couch! The couch came from an alley and was complete with mystery stains, a decomposing animal carcass

4 Entry by PollyDarton

My college roomate would fall asleep on the toilet after a long night CRACKED.CON of drinking. AKA 2z1 I would often flip on the bathroom light in the

3 Entry by DM-O-Gorgon

Two of my roommates CRACKED and I shared a small bathroom. One of them was disgusting, but it was never a problem. Until the day that two used condoms

2 Entry by djHanDon

I HAD THIS HOUSEMATE IN COLLEGE WHO WAS A MEDICAL STUDENT IGOLEA GOLEA ohlafret Toit Ra LODKE SHE USED TO SMUGGLE BODY PARTS OUT OF THE ANATOMY LAB AN

1 Entry by CZM

I woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of water hitting my mattress. My roommate was standing over my bed. Naked. Eyes glazed. And still pe

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