Cracked Archive - Weird World
16 Great Halloween Costumes for Telling Everyone You Suck
We've shown you some pretty bad costumes before. Some of you didn't get the message: Just because your costume wasn't on THAT list doesn't mean you can still dress like an ass and get away with it.
791 The 6 Creepiest Things Discovered by New Homeowners
These people need to find, and then kill, their realtors.
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- By Jason Edward Harrington
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7 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen to be True (Part 5!)
Halloween's nearly here, and that means Cracked is once again out to prove that the tales that scared you shitless as a kid could actually kill you as an adult.
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- By Nathan Birch
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Cracked Round-Up: Honey, We Shrunk the Interns! Edition.
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- By CRACKED Staff
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The 8 Most Wildly Irresponsible Vintage Toys
Molten glass, molten metal, hazardous chemicals -- all were included in toys back then ... on purpose.
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- By Tracy V.
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Cracked Round-Up: Wall Street Activism Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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The 5 Craziest Soldiers of Fortune To Ever Cash a Paycheck
It takes a certain breed of person to be a mercenary. And that breed is batshit insane.
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- By Xavier Jackson
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6 Things They Say Hurt Careers (That Statistics Say Help)
It turns out that many of the ways we intuitively believe we're improving our success in the workforce are totally wrong. If you want to get ahead, you'd be better advised to just let yourself go.
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- By Mike Cooney
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6 Reasons We're In Another 'Book-Burning' Period in History
What's contained in this article is going to make 80 percent of you want to punch me in the face.
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- By S Peter Davis
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6 B.S. Myths You Probably Believe About America's 'Enemies'
Spend five minutes listening to politicians and pundits talk about countries like Iran and North Korea, and you walk away thinking the world is a scary place. But politicians have agendas, and pundits want viewers. They aren't always the most reliable sources, but they're usually the loudest.
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- By Mark Hill
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Cracked Round-Up: Central America Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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The 5 Most Epic Battles of Will That Would Not End
Let's take a moment to salute the athletes, politicians and warriors who kept up a fight long after a reasonable person would have said, 'Fine, you win.'
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- By CRACKED Staff, Paul K Pickett
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6 Prison Jobs That Are Probably Better Than Yours
Fortunately, there are several ways to spin a prison term to a potential employer. Depending on the nature of the crime and which jurisdiction it was committed in, you can wind up with a job that, to be frank, is probably cooler than the one you have now.
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- By Benjamin Buso
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6 Places That Are Shockingly Easy to Break Into
It turns out that the only thing keeping most of these places safe is that not a lot of people actually try to get in.
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- By Evan V. Symon
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5 People Who Screwed Things Up for Everybody
Things didn't have to be as messed up as they are now, and it only takes a few assholes to ruin life for the rest of us.
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- By Robert Evans
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