Cracked Archive - Weird World
6 Times People Have Legally Claimed To Own Everyday Things
What's the easiest way to make money? Just do what these people did: Find something you didn't do and try to take credit for it.
- By Luke T. Harrington
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- September 30, 2015
5 Realities In One Of History's Most Violent Countries
It turns out South Africa today has nothing on South Africa of the '90s.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous, Ben Pienaar
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- September 30, 2015
The 18 Most Ridiculous Things Worth Ridiculous Money
Before throwing any of your weird junk a way, it helps to turn to the Internet to see if any obsessive collectors will buy it from you first.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- September 30, 2015
4 Great Ideas That No One Uses Correctly Anymore
The Internet literally ruins everything.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- September 29, 2015
5 Classic Monster Myths Modern Horror Needs to Revive
Well, we've done it. We've finally killed off the idea of movie monsters. Time for a whole new set.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- September 29, 2015
The 5 Most Bafflingly Racist Beloved Fictional Universes
If you go looking for hilariously terrible messages about race in pop culture, it is not hard to find them.
The World's 7 Sleaziest Jobs (Didn't Exist A Decade Ago)
To make up for the plethora of failed predictions, we've had to invent sleazy new occupations that not even the most pessimistic sci-fi dystopia could have foreseen.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- September 29, 2015
We Basically Sell Poison: 6 Realities Of 'Supplement' Stores
As a guy who used to work at one of those stores, I can assure you there is way more to these 'health' products than bulk-up shakes and that most of the products are actually terrible for you.
- By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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- September 29, 2015
5 Methods The Professionals Use To Avoid Hard Questions
Here's a guide to answering the tough questions without revealing what a monster you actually are.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- September 27, 2015
5 Insane Examples Of Censorship Backfiring Hilariously
Censorship is a no-win situation.
- By Scott Elizabeth Baird
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- September 27, 2015
5 Places Where You Can Fulfill Your Disappointing Fantasies
Now that you are grown up you can solve that problem the best way we know how: by throwing money at it.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- September 26, 2015
10 Dumb Questions I Asked You Guys (And Your Dumb Answers)
Before we get into the results, I want to say thank you to the many hundreds who answered my very, very stupid questions.
- By Luis Prada
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- September 26, 2015
The 6 Most Fascinating Vending Machines Ever, Definitely
You know that joke about how Japan has vending machines that sell used schoolgirl panties, for the pervert on the go? Well, those aren't even the weirdest ones.
- By Cracked Writers
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- September 26, 2015
19 Creepy Jokes That Shouldn't Have Made It Into Kids' Stuff
The people creating stuff for children clearly don't have issues corrupting their frail little minds.
- By AM Smiley
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- September 26, 2015
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