You'd think Nelson would be better at crisis management, at least after last year's controversy when he started selling a baseball cap emblazoned with the words "Covfefe AF" (back in the days when everyone confused saying "covfefe" with having made an actual joke) and pledged to donate half of the proceeds to Planned Parenthood ... a pledge that he immediately walked back after angry anti-abortion agitators reminded him that dogs are apolitical, and as such, don't care about women's health ... a walk-back which led to him being chastised by pro-choice people for rolling over so easily.
There was also that time Nelson butted heads with Ellen DeGeneres for also rating dogs on Twitter.
This wasn't a controversy, by the way. We just wanted this guy to stand in front of a courtroom and try to Fine Bros the concept of putting numbers next to dogs, which we're pretty sure people have been doing since time immemorial.
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