Cracked Archive - Weird World

Watch Cleveland, Ohio Accidentally Destroy Itself With 1.5 Million Balloons
Watch Cleveland, Ohio Accidentally Destroy Itself With 1.5 Million Balloons

What in the helium was Cleveland thinking?

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Baller Move: Five Year Old Pulled Over En Route To Buy Lambo
Baller Move: Five Year Old Pulled Over En Route To Buy Lambo

Does it really count as grand theft auto if a five year old just snatched the keys from his mom's desk?

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The Story Of Dr. Bronner's Soap Is Strange
The Story Of Dr. Bronner's Soap Is Strange

Who knew the soap making business could be so crazy?

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Don't Go Camping At Abandoned Disney Property
Don't Go Camping At Abandoned Disney Property

Don't go sneaking onto cool abandoned Disney property, you'll only get slapped with a misdemeanor.

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Alex Jones' Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Month
Alex Jones' Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Month

Let's check in on the Conspiracy Theorist-in-Chief during this crisis.

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Five Months Ago, Who Saw Disney Selling Pandemic Masks?
Five Months Ago, Who Saw Disney Selling Pandemic Masks?

With these masks, catch the 'rona you will not.

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We Need A New Word For When Something Spreads On The Internet
We Need A New Word For When Something Spreads On The Internet

Doesn't it feel wrong to use the phrase

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Portland Now Has Hot Dystopian Stripper Food Delivery
Portland Now Has Hot Dystopian Stripper Food Delivery

Bouncers are enforcing social distancing as dancers wear gas masks. It's amazing.

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What A Time To Finish Crossing The Ocean On A Rowboat
What A Time To Finish Crossing The Ocean On A Rowboat

Meet Graham Walters, who just spent the last 96 days rowing across the Atlantic Ocean.

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Need To Fly Somewhere? Get Ready For Layovers Galore
Need To Fly Somewhere? Get Ready For Layovers Galore

What once might've been a quick flight is going to become so much longer.

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AI Meme Generator Dunks On Humanity
AI Meme Generator Dunks On Humanity

Robots are funnier than any human ever could be.

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Pilots Are (Legally) Doing Some No-No's Right Now
Pilots Are (Legally) Doing Some No-No's Right Now

The lack of overall traffic is giving pilots the cojones to try stuff they otherwise might not have.

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