Cracked Archive - Weird World
Having Plastic Surgery Right Now Feels Like A Horror Premise
Will everyone around us have enlarged lips and paralyzed faces?
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- By Dan Duddy
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27 The Crazy Real-Life Twist In George Orwell's '1984'
Spies writing about spies spying on spies.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Why Stop At Only Bags Of Lucky Charms Marshmallows?
Think of all the sugary goodness we're missing out on.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Abercrombie Had A Psycho Dress Code (For Its Accountants)
Sartorial insanity.
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Festivals That Turned Into Hilarious Disasters
Sometimes you gotta make the Fyre Festival look like the apex of competence.
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- By Alex Hanton
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Disney Workers Fought For The Right To Have Their Own Underpants
Disney costumes are precious. Their employees' crotches, not so much.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Fire Tornados In California Puts Us At 6/10 On The Biblical Plagues Checklist
Quick, find a pharaoh to drown.
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Bizarre Equipment Graveyards In The Weirdest Places Imaginable
Sometimes the things we're done with retire to very strange places.
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- By Kelly Stone
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In Japan, Bookstores Make You Need to Poop
Is it a Pavlov's ass situation?
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- By Amanda Mannen
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8 Local Ads That Are Beautiful Madness
Changing the world of advertising, one time-traveling lion at a time.
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- By Cedric Voets
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'New York Times' Profiles Of NYC Hipsters Continue To Be Absolutely Insufferable
Giving hipsters a bad name.
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- By Cedric Voets
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We've Found The Shake Weight Of 2020
Our pseudo-sexual workout trends have gotten to third base.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Bizarre Scam Has Chinese Students In Australia Kidnapping Themselves
Flunking out of the University of Life.
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- By Cedric Voets
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The Terrifying Saga Of Action Park's Loop-de-Loop Slide
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- By Alex Hanton
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TikTok Witches Cursed The Moon, So What Happens Now?
Hex goals.
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- By Cedric Voets
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