29 Weirdo Jobs Nobody Thought Existed
It’s like a job fair, only interesting
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Think finding a career means resigning yourself to some dull, predictable, monotonous grind that a million other people are already shackled to? Think again. It turns out there are wild, weird and interesting jobs literally all around us. They just need a better social media presence. So we asked our readers to tell us about bizarre, overlooked ways real people are earning a living.
![In Amsterdam. BICYCLE FISHING -a full-time job since 1960- uses a BIG CLAW to clean some 15.000 discarded bikes out of the city's canals every year.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/3/6/697636.jpg?v=2)
![DON'T WANT TO BURDEN YOUR FRIENDS BY MAKING THEM BE PART OF YOUR BRIDAL PARTY? HIRE A PROFESSIONALI BRIDESMAID! JEN GLANZ STARTED HER BUSINESS, BRIDES](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/2/4/697624.jpg?v=2)
![Roosters don't have penises making it hard to differentiate between young chickens. This is where the sexer comes in, sorting chicks by gender SO th](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/0/6/697606.jpg?v=2)
![If your cat refuses to get into a pet carrier for a trip to the vet or groomer, you can call someone. Professional cat catcher Jordana Serebrenik make](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/8/0/697580.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKEDOON Love water, dogs and surfing? DOGSURFING COACH might just be the job for you! Dog surfing coaches are people who know their way around the](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/8/6/697586.jpg?v=2)
![NASA has a staff sniffer. since you can't open a window to let out aromas, bad smells need to be detected and eliminated here on earth before they're](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/7/8/697578.jpg?v=2)
![Freelance writers are hired every couple of years to compose brand- new messages for fortune cookies by the world's largest fortune cookie manufacture](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/3/8/697638.jpg?v=2)
![Studios hire voice actors just to grunt and breathe. ffitf They're called mimics, and they can impersonate all the non-verbal sounds an actor makes. T](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/3/7/697637.jpg?v=2)
![It's a job to feel people's faces after they've tested a beauty or skincare product. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/3/5/697635.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKEDC COM Big media companies such as HBO and Netflix now work with intimacy coordinators, whose job is to help choreograph sex scenes, with a fo](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/7/4/697574.jpg?v=2)
![Manufacturers of products (such as deodorants, mouthwashes, antiperspirants, and feminine hygiene sprays) employ Odor Testers' who judge how well th](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/0/0/697600.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKED C COM Professional Cuddlers get paid to cuddle strangers and make them feel good in a totally platonic way. The cuddle sessions are consider](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/2/8/697628.jpg?v=2)
![In CHINA, pressure to MARRY YOUNG is enormous, especially for women. Many parents worry their daughters will be sheng nu (leftover women) by age 2](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/2/5/697625.jpg?v=2)
![As a PANDA NANNY at the Giant Panda Protection and Research Center in China, you've got one job: spend your days with pandas while sharing their emo](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/1/9/697619.jpg?v=2)
![Both the real and artificial plants on a film set are handled by a GREENSMAN. Shooting a film can take months, and they have to maintain the landscape](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/1/6/697616.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKED.CON Tired of waiting in line? naS You can hire a PROFESSIONAL LINE SITTER to do that for you. You don't need to wait long hours for the latest](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/0/8/697608.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKED C COM Page-turners are just as important as the musicians they work for. They must always be alert and know exactly when to turn the page, or](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/0/3/697603.jpg?v=2)
![Kaufmich, a German social media network for escorts, hired a BROTHEL' TESTER They assess the cleanliness and quality of service at various brothels--](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/9/8/697598.jpg?v=2)
![Moirologists, or professional mourners, are paid to grieve and comfort families aT funerals. It's not a new profession. The practice of professional m](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/1/5/697615.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKED.COM ROB DOYLE HAS THE WEIRDEST, MOST UNIQUE JOB IN THE WORLD -MAINLY BECAUSE HE'S THE ONLY PERSON WHO PERFORMS IT. HE DELIVERS PIZZA... UNDERW](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/8/7/697587.jpg?v=2)
![In South Korea, yogurt ladies drive around with mobile fridges selling dairy. 2O1DZE I2ORZE They also check up on old people living alone, keep them](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/9/6/697596.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKEDc COM Sadly, so many people commit suicide by jumping into South Korea's Han River that the river is monitored by a 'suicide Rescue Team.'](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/6/8/697568.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKED In Hollywood, a GROSS STUNT TESTER taste-tests unusual food (and other) items before the talent chows down on TV. UCOUS LIFE MUCOUS HOACHE](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/7/6/697576.jpg?v=2)
![Due to severe traffic congestion, Tehran has instituted a policy of people with certain license plate numbers not Mashhd Serals being able to drive do](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/7/5/697575.jpg?v=2)
![Orthodox Judaism forbids laboring on the Sabbath, or anything that could be considered labor, like driving, cooking, or even flipping light switches.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/7/2/697572.jpg?v=2)
![Oddballs & Outcasts Fight-the-SystemT TV Shows A NETFLIX TAGGER gets paid to watch Netflix all day. They're the ones who make sure every movie and TV](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/1/2/697612.jpg?v=2)
![Water slide tester, as the name suggests, tests a theme park water slide every day before operations begin. They're mainly watching out for foreign](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/2/6/697626.jpg?v=2)
![There's a pornography studio that employs people to digitally remove condoms from their films. The law mandates the use of condoms, but the company be](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/7/9/697579.jpg?v=2)
![You can make a living by watching paint dry. Industrial paint companies need someone to assess how fast their paint dries, SO ... boring but vital. CR](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/6/0/2/697602.jpg?v=2)