We've game-ified gaming for you.
It has to do with the way the modern world puts us in a continuous state of anxiety and then sells us distractions.
A lot of these beloved compositions aren't exactly what you'd call original.
The real video game villains are in the marketing department.
It's been the same old song for decades.
Foot fetishists rejoice, but no one else.
If your game is gonna glitch, it might as well be in a gloriously over-the-top way.
These stories would have made headlines if they involved movie or TV actors.
It seems like every week there's a new video game scandal.
Old media yells at cloud, saves gaming?
And shows that the medium is perfect for Choose Your Own Adventures.
There has to be a reason these games turned out like this ... right?