Cracked Archive - Video Games

7 Creepy Video Game Easter Eggs You'll Wish We Never Found

The scariest video game moments ever aren't in horror games.

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4 Entertaining Ways To Torture The AI In Metal Gear Solid

This game involves more wonderfully ridiculous bullshit than you can shake a stick at. And I'm really good at shaking sticks.

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16 Video Game Characters Who Got Perfect Makeovers

Just a little tweak to bring things up to speed.

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We're All On Speed: 6 Insane Reasons Pro Gamers Retire At 26

There's a lot more to pro gaming than rolling out of bed at the crack of noon to do battle with racist teenagers using the power of the Internet.

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5 Video Game DLC So Bad, They Should Be Considered Scams

Downloadable content is to games as cannibals are to surgery: Both are meant to make things better, but both can totally eat me.

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6 Common Things You Do In Video Games (That Are War Crimes)

Many 'serious' elements in our war games are illegal enough in real life to earn you a court martial.

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The 5 Most Awesome Video Games (They'll Never Let You Play)

Let's take a moment to gaze upon some killer ideas in this graveyard of canceled games, and wonder what might have been.

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5 Features Every Video Game Should Have If You're Married

It's time an unspoken segment of the gaming community got its voice.

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The 5 Worst Flaws In Video Game Crafting Systems

Crafting systems have long been the Holy Grail of gaming. Which is why we're looking at the worst problems with them.

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5 Video Games That Took 'Realism' Way Too Far

Sometimes games are at their most ridiculous when they're trying too hard to keep it real.

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6 People Who Are Ruining Online Gaming

I've never understood online gaming: I got into games to get away from people, now you want me to voluntarily share my lush fantasy worlds with some guy named Dave? Up yours, Dave.

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The 5 Worst Game Remakes Farted Out By Beloved Franchises

Sometimes video game makers put a lot of time, care, and effort ... into completely baffling shit that totally ruins what the original was about.

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The 5 Most Unbelievably Sexist Video Game Quests

Gaming has a bit of a sexism problem, but it's not just the obvious and superficial character stuff.

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5 Video Games About Sex

These are clearly produced by the very insane for the very lonely.

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6 Early Access Games That Completely Screwed Customers

Early Access in gaming is just like the rest of the Internet: technology that started off as a great idea but is now full of dicks and scams.

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