Cracked Archive - Video Games
5 Classic Games That Desperately Need A Movie Adaptation
Dear film-creating deities, if you could pause from your cocaine-fueled genital parties for a few minutes, allow me to suggest a few things.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- July 08, 2015
The 6 Perviest Achievements In Gaming History
Some games cross from 'hobby' into 'probably committing a sexual deviant crime.'
- By E. Reid Ross
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- July 03, 2015
The 6 Problems With Third Person Shooters (Just Got Solved)
With all of my years of shooting people's faces clean off, on every platform imaginable, I can tell you that not only is the Wii U's 'Splatoon' a great game ... it's a literal savior.
- By Luke McKinney
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- June 23, 2015
6 Annoying Gaming Gimmicks (You Didn't Know Were Super Old)
Many of the things we dislike most about modern video games have been skidmarks on the industry for longer than the 'Super Mario Bros.' movie.
- By Adam Wears
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- June 09, 2015
5 Ways Gaming Changes When You Start Playing As An Adult
I know that I have to protect America. And by 'protect America,' I mean play BioShock eight years after it came out.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- June 05, 2015
6 Awesome Gaming Related Careers You Didn't Know Existed
The general public is (finally) starting to realize there's money to be made in video games, and that it's not an annoying, nerdy little thing that will go away if you punch it enough.
- By Emma Larkins
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- May 29, 2015
6 Video Games That Accidentally Make You The Bad Guy
A good game will convince you that's really you galloping across meadows. Or, you know, just being a colossal dick for no reason.
- By Cedric Voets
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- May 28, 2015
5 Plot Holes That Shatter Your Image Of Famous Games
Sometimes, the more they try to make sense of a video game's story, the more it becomes a convoluted mess only a complete maniac could understand.
- By Chris Radomile
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- May 08, 2015
5 Things We Learned Making The Biggest Flop In Game History
We spoke with Matthew Cox, a senior artist, and Zach Baker, a programmer, who kindly agreed to tell us about their time working on the 'Waterworld' of gaming.
- By Mark Hill, Matthew Cox, Zach Baker
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- May 01, 2015
4 Video Games That Revolutionized Boring Parts Of Gaming
Thank you, noble video game developers.
- By Luis Prada
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- April 30, 2015
The 25 Most Misleadingly Titled Games For The Game Boy
Please join me as I break out my original Game Boy and experience magical video game adventures.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- April 24, 2015
4 Ways Growing Up Changes The Way You See Video Games
I suspect that all these arguments about what it means to be a 'real' gamer spring from people being in different stages. Speaking of stages, these are the kittens I went through.
- By Mark Hill
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- April 09, 2015
The 5 Most Evil Ways Video Game Developers Trolled Players
It takes a truly mad game designer to bring a Jigsaw-Killer deviousness to bear on their most die-hard, legitimate fans.
- By Alan Fox
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- April 08, 2015
5 Ways The Gaming Industry Is Way More Sexist Than You Think
Every time an industry dominated by one gender starts to become more diverse, the transition period is bumpy. We spoke to Brianna Wu and a few others to learn what it's like.
- By Mark Hill, Brianna Wu, Amanda Warner, Katie Williams
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- April 03, 2015
5 Alternate Game Endings That They Should Have Ran With
The writers behind the confusing and disjointed skull-fractured fairy tales currently passed off as 'storylines' really should have embraced the following when they had the chance.
- By Jason Iannone
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- March 28, 2015
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