Cracked Archive - Video Games

5 Classic Games That Desperately Need A Movie Adaptation

Dear film-creating deities, if you could pause from your cocaine-fueled genital parties for a few minutes, allow me to suggest a few things.


The 6 Perviest Achievements In Gaming History

Some games cross from 'hobby' into 'probably committing a sexual deviant crime.'


The 6 Problems With Third Person Shooters (Just Got Solved)

With all of my years of shooting people's faces clean off, on every platform imaginable, I can tell you that not only is the Wii U's 'Splatoon' a great game ... it's a literal savior.


6 Annoying Gaming Gimmicks (You Didn't Know Were Super Old)

Many of the things we dislike most about modern video games have been skidmarks on the industry for longer than the 'Super Mario Bros.' movie.


5 Ways Gaming Changes When You Start Playing As An Adult

I know that I have to protect America. And by 'protect America,' I mean play BioShock eight years after it came out.


6 Awesome Gaming Related Careers You Didn't Know Existed

The general public is (finally) starting to realize there's money to be made in video games, and that it's not an annoying, nerdy little thing that will go away if you punch it enough.


6 Video Games That Accidentally Make You The Bad Guy

A good game will convince you that's really you galloping across meadows. Or, you know, just being a colossal dick for no reason.


5 Plot Holes That Shatter Your Image Of Famous Games

Sometimes, the more they try to make sense of a video game's story, the more it becomes a convoluted mess only a complete maniac could understand.


5 Things We Learned Making The Biggest Flop In Game History

We spoke with Matthew Cox, a senior artist, and Zach Baker, a programmer, who kindly agreed to tell us about their time working on the 'Waterworld' of gaming.


4 Video Games That Revolutionized Boring Parts Of Gaming

Thank you, noble video game developers.


The 25 Most Misleadingly Titled Games For The Game Boy

Please join me as I break out my original Game Boy and experience magical video game adventures.


4 Ways Growing Up Changes The Way You See Video Games

I suspect that all these arguments about what it means to be a 'real' gamer spring from people being in different stages. Speaking of stages, these are the kittens I went through.


The 5 Most Evil Ways Video Game Developers Trolled Players

It takes a truly mad game designer to bring a Jigsaw-Killer deviousness to bear on their most die-hard, legitimate fans.


5 Ways The Gaming Industry Is Way More Sexist Than You Think

Every time an industry dominated by one gender starts to become more diverse, the transition period is bumpy. We spoke to Brianna Wu and a few others to learn what it's like.


5 Alternate Game Endings That They Should Have Ran With

The writers behind the confusing and disjointed skull-fractured fairy tales currently passed off as 'storylines' really should have embraced the following when they had the chance.