Cracked Archive - Video Games
6 BS Excuses Developers Gave For Adding Boobs To Video Games
Like a teenager caught red-handed, video game companies are conjuring increasingly stupid reasons for the lewder conduct of their products.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- January 26, 2016
6 Brilliant Insults Hidden In Video Games As Easter Eggs
If you're a bitter sports fan, sometimes your only avenue for recourse is in the code of your video game.
- By Raoni Lacerda
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- January 20, 2016
6 Insane Ways Fans Make Innocent Video Games Super Creepy
Leave it to Nintendo to stick unrelenting horror into otherwise cute video games.
- By Mark Hill
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- January 15, 2016
6 Completely Inexplicable Video Games Starring Rock Stars
We'd explain what 'Def Jam Vendetta' is about, but it just boils down to punching people in the face as Snoop Dogg.
- By Adam Wears
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- December 13, 2015
6 Video Games That Failed Before You Pressed Start
The PC version of Batman: Arkham Knight was the worst Batman-related entertainment disaster since the Waynes went to see The Mask Of Zorro.
- By Luke McKinney
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- December 12, 2015
5 Things I Learned Trying To Get Laid In 'Skyrim'
Warning: This article contains a few images that could be considered not safe for work/school. I think.
- By Mark Hill
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- December 09, 2015
5 People Who MacGyvered The Most Difficult Video Game Levels
If you tell gamers to climb a virtual mountain, one of them will figure out a way to do it on a seatless unicycle using only the asthmatic character.
- By Michael Dawson
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- December 06, 2015
What A 30-Year-Old DOS Game Taught Me About My Awful Memory
I needed to get away from outlets that give me answers without expecting me to internalize them. I had two options for doing so: putting on pants and living in the Ozarks for a month, or playing Carmen Sandiego.
- By Jason Iannone
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- December 05, 2015
6 Incredible Spoilers Hidden In Famous Video Games
Note: This article is, like, wall-to-wall spoilers. Just a big, sweaty orgy of spoilers in here.
- By Chris Radomile, Ed Stevens
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- December 02, 2015
5 Dark Things You Learn About Yourself Playing Fallout 4
Instead of dropkicking Super Mutants into frag mines, I'm spending my apocalypse scrounging materials to build the perfect armchair for my dining set.
- By Robert Brockway
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- December 01, 2015
4 Awful Realities Of Binge-Playing All The Fallout Games
I felt like I was stuck in time. Everything and everyone around me kept going on.
- By Luis Prada
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- November 28, 2015
5 Hilarious Ways Game Designers Mess With Players That Lose
If you screw up stealth missions in Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, enjoy looking like the mascot for a bad family chicken restaurant, champ.
- By Brandon Drake
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- November 18, 2015
The 5 Most WTF Final Video Game Bosses
It turns out that developers will sometimes throw in a battle that feels like the boss wandered in from a totally unrelated story, like a stripper that shows up at your grandma's funeral.
- By Henrik Magnusson
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- November 13, 2015
5 Video Game Ratings That Would Be More Accurate
Who cares about violence and sex? We need ratings that'll help us determine if we'll regret making a purchase.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- November 10, 2015
7 Video Game Glitches That Accidentally Create Comedy Gold
Every now and then a glitch makes the game so much better than anybody ever could have known.
- By Sam Jackson, Ivan Farkas
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- November 10, 2015
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