Cracked Archive - Video Games

6 Common Things You Do In Video Games (That Are War Crimes)

Many 'serious' elements in our war games are illegal enough in real life to earn you a court martial.


The 5 Most Awesome Video Games (They'll Never Let You Play)

Let's take a moment to gaze upon some killer ideas in this graveyard of canceled games, and wonder what might have been.


5 Features Every Video Game Should Have If You're Married

It's time an unspoken segment of the gaming community got its voice.


The 5 Worst Flaws In Video Game Crafting Systems

Crafting systems have long been the Holy Grail of gaming. Which is why we're looking at the worst problems with them.


5 Video Games That Took 'Realism' Way Too Far

Sometimes games are at their most ridiculous when they're trying too hard to keep it real.


6 People Who Are Ruining Online Gaming

I've never understood online gaming: I got into games to get away from people, now you want me to voluntarily share my lush fantasy worlds with some guy named Dave? Up yours, Dave.


The 5 Worst Game Remakes Farted Out By Beloved Franchises

Sometimes video game makers put a lot of time, care, and effort ... into completely baffling shit that totally ruins what the original was about.


The 5 Most Unbelievably Sexist Video Game Quests

Gaming has a bit of a sexism problem, but it's not just the obvious and superficial character stuff.


5 Video Games About Sex

These are clearly produced by the very insane for the very lonely.


6 Early Access Games That Completely Screwed Customers

Early Access in gaming is just like the rest of the Internet: technology that started off as a great idea but is now full of dicks and scams.


5 Most Pathetic Moments In Every Gamer's Life

Yes, you are not the only one who has bought a game looking for some light diversion, only to end up getting sucked into unbearably sad experiences such as these.


What 23 Video Game Characters Do After You're Done Playing

The life of a video game character isn't all collecting gold coins, dying, and respawning, right?


5 Accidentally Horrifying Games For Little Girls

Hidden beneath their cutesy exteriors are realms of madness shaped by underpaid foreign programmers with crippling night terrors.


5 Classic Games That Desperately Need A Movie Adaptation

Dear film-creating deities, if you could pause from your cocaine-fueled genital parties for a few minutes, allow me to suggest a few things.


Sneaky References Developers Snuck Into Video Games

Games are magical -- just when you think you've found everything, something else pops up.