Cracked Archive - Video Games

6 Common Things You Do In Video Games (That Are War Crimes)

Many 'serious' elements in our war games are illegal enough in real life to earn you a court martial.

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The 5 Most Awesome Video Games (They'll Never Let You Play)

Let's take a moment to gaze upon some killer ideas in this graveyard of canceled games, and wonder what might have been.

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5 Features Every Video Game Should Have If You're Married

It's time an unspoken segment of the gaming community got its voice.

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The 5 Worst Flaws In Video Game Crafting Systems

Crafting systems have long been the Holy Grail of gaming. Which is why we're looking at the worst problems with them.

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5 Video Games That Took 'Realism' Way Too Far

Sometimes games are at their most ridiculous when they're trying too hard to keep it real.

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6 People Who Are Ruining Online Gaming

I've never understood online gaming: I got into games to get away from people, now you want me to voluntarily share my lush fantasy worlds with some guy named Dave? Up yours, Dave.

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The 5 Worst Game Remakes Farted Out By Beloved Franchises

Sometimes video game makers put a lot of time, care, and effort ... into completely baffling shit that totally ruins what the original was about.

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The 5 Most Unbelievably Sexist Video Game Quests

Gaming has a bit of a sexism problem, but it's not just the obvious and superficial character stuff.

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5 Video Games About Sex

These are clearly produced by the very insane for the very lonely.

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6 Early Access Games That Completely Screwed Customers

Early Access in gaming is just like the rest of the Internet: technology that started off as a great idea but is now full of dicks and scams.

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5 Most Pathetic Moments In Every Gamer's Life

Yes, you are not the only one who has bought a game looking for some light diversion, only to end up getting sucked into unbearably sad experiences such as these.

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What 23 Video Game Characters Do After You're Done Playing

The life of a video game character isn't all collecting gold coins, dying, and respawning, right?

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5 Accidentally Horrifying Games For Little Girls

Hidden beneath their cutesy exteriors are realms of madness shaped by underpaid foreign programmers with crippling night terrors.

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5 Classic Games That Desperately Need A Movie Adaptation

Dear film-creating deities, if you could pause from your cocaine-fueled genital parties for a few minutes, allow me to suggest a few things.

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Sneaky References Developers Snuck Into Video Games

Games are magical -- just when you think you've found everything, something else pops up.

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