Maybe don't go zero-to-death threats?
Even if you screw up your first RPG, there are no consequences, except for all those villagers the dragon ate.
Sometimes, just because a part was killed, doesn't mean it stays buried.
These mods go past having fun, and fall into an entirely new world of madness.
Sometimes Easter eggs are cool
Ahhh, remember the good old days when we all thought video games would destroy our brains?
Historically speaking, video games don't even pretend to have a plan.
It only took eight expansions to do it.
You're not an idiot if it works.
Why get good when you can get stupid?
The only console whose add-ons included Monopoly money.
Stop trying to make me grow up, Tony.
The universe just doesn't want a good Superman game, apparently.