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'Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy\u2013The Definitive Edition' Is Definitively Trash<\/a><\/h2>

Allow us to point out a fundamental hypocrisy that's been overlooked as folks fixate on the lousy-looking textures.<\/p>

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By Nathan Williams <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Weird Changes Slipped Into Video Games<\/a><\/h2>

These beautiful\/awful backstories must be preserved in the annals of gaming history.<\/p>

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By Tiago Svn <\/a> <\/dd>
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NFT Games Are Coming And They Suck<\/a><\/h2>

At this point we know AAA blockchain games are on the way, and all we can do is roll our eyes about it.<\/p>

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By Stephen Buckley <\/a> <\/dd>
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'Halo' And Xbox's Shady Bill Gates Led Origins<\/a><\/h2>

Gates was cheating at chess, while Steve Jobs was playing checkers.<\/p>

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By Tiago Svn <\/a> <\/dd>
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A YouTuber's Giving Old-School 'Sonic,' 'Mario,' And 'Zelda' Games Great 3D Remakes<\/a><\/h2>

CodyCantEatThis making all of our favorite games better.<\/p>

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By Stephen Buckley <\/a> <\/dd>
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Some Genius Hacked The Beatles Into 'Super Mario Bros. 2'<\/a><\/h2>

And it makes a shocking amount of sense.<\/p>

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By Maxwell Yezpitelok <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Horrifying Video Games That Aren't Supposed To Be Horror At All<\/a><\/h2>

These games cause *unexpected* fatal heart attacks.<\/p>

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By Tiago Svn <\/a> <\/dd>
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Behind Twitch's Money Laundering Problem<\/a><\/h2>

Twitch's revenue leak revealed an itty bitty money laundering scheme.<\/p>

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By Stephen Buckley <\/a> <\/dd>
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Activision Blizzard's Year Keeps Getting Worse<\/a><\/h2>

Blizzard's year seemed bad enough in August, but it's even worse now.<\/p>

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By Stephen Buckley <\/a> <\/dd>
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DC Changed Its Mind About Superman Aging<\/a><\/h2>

Why is Superman old now? Not even DC seems to know for sure.<\/p>

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By Maxwell Yezpitelok <\/a> <\/dd>
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Some Guy Broke His Neck Playing VR<\/a><\/h2>

Doctors said VR blocks the cues that tell you when you're moving too fast.<\/p>

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By Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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The Cursed Quest To Get The High Score In Q*bert<\/a><\/h2>

Strange acts of God kept anyone from breaking it for 30 years.<\/p>

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By Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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Warner Bros.' 'Smash Bros.' Game Needs To Go Wild With Characters<\/a><\/h2>

Beloved childhood characters and die-hard apocalyptic cultists battle a recently leaked 'Smash Bros.'-esque Warner Bros. game.<\/p>

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By Stephen Buckley <\/a> <\/dd>
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Rudy Giuliani Saved 'Call Of Duty' From A Suit By A Panamanian Dictator<\/a><\/h2>

Manuel Noriega said the game hurt his reputation.<\/p>

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By Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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