Cracked Archive - Tech

The iPod Is Waaay Older Than You Think

The first iPod is almost as old as your dad's eight-track player.


Computers Can Now Make You The Greatest Dancer In The World

Researchers may have found a way to Auto-Tune your body.


Behold, The Hottest App of 2018: Windows 95

Let's all take an excruciatingly slow trip down memory lane.


The Incredible, Stupid, Gruesome Story Of The First Jet Pack

Every human dreams of flying, but not with wings, because that looks exhausting.


The 6 Most Epically Pointless Arguments on Wikipedia

Battles fought on Wikipedia are pointless, insane, or both.


4 Internet Startups That Are Plain Evil

Tech bros never run out of terrible ideas.


4 Companies That Tried Edgy PR Stunts Online (And Failed)

Social Media 101: Avoid these mistakes.


Incredibly Flawed Technology That Shouldn't Still Be A Thing

Wasn’t technology supposed to be useful and helpful?


Want To Beat Facial Recognition Tech? Dress Like a Juggalo

Apparently, the key to beating Big Brother is to look as crazy as possible forever.


5 Disturbing Things About Dating Apps Nobody Told You

As if the act of dating itself weren't already frustrating beyond belief.


Disney Is Apparently Making Robot Stuntmen Now

These animatronic stunt performers can fall with the best of them.


6 Underreported Reasons Why Facebook Is Just The Worst

We don't want to sound like we're piling on, but we're absolutely going to pile on.


5 Tech Failures That Can Turn Your Life Into A Horror Movie

Your smart washer is emailing reports about your sudden increase in dirty underwear to the NSA.


The Internet's Greatest Meme Just Got A Whole Lot Creepier

The internet has been improving Ctrl+Alt+Del's 'Loss'.


When Leaders Who Don't Understand The Web Try To Control It

Our world runs on robots, but is led by senior citizens who think technology is witchcraft.