Cracked Archive - Tech

There's Something Much Scarier On YouTube Kids Than Momo

A sinister presence festers in kids videos, and it's not some dumb Japanese bird-lady.


Nike's New Smart Shoe Is Having Dumb Technical Difficulties

Nike's smart sneaker is so dumb that it can't even tie itself.


5 New Ways Businesses Are Screwing Their Customers

Innovation means bold new ways we can get screwed out of our money.


How Easy Is It To Spy On Armies Using Social Media? Uh, Very

Remember, loose tweets sink fleets!


4 Stupid Secrets Of Your Favorite Websites

There are weird stories going on behind the scenes at some of the websites you visit every day.


The 5 Biggest Tech Lies Governments Tried To Pull Off

Governments like to lie about how crazy advanced their technology is.


Man Dies, Takes $190 Million Of Customers' Crypto With Him

The money is safe and secure, it's just that the guy who can get it just dropped dead.


4 Unexpected Ways Technology Is Policing Our Behavior

What an age we live in.


5 (More) Reasons Facebook Is Even Worse Then We Thought

Facebook is a useful birthday reminder service that keeps doing evil stuff.


5 Shady Things You Had No Clue Your Favorite Apps Could Do

Facebook isn't the only tech giant that rewards our trust with reckless abandon.


Here Are The Dumb AF Things Tumblr Thinks Is 'Adult Content'

The hunt for naughty bits is on ... and it's going exactly as well as you'd expect.


5 Remarkably Stupid Ideas Silicon Valley Keeps Falling For

Even the most innovative industry can be vulnerable to outright bad ideas.


Customer Service Can See Everything You Type (Everything)

Special chat software lets their employees see everything you're typing in real time -- not that they want you to know that.


Gawker Is Back (And It Looks Awful)

What does a Gawker that isn't trying to give Peter Thiel a stress aneurysm look like?