Cracked Archive - Tech

The iPod Is Waaay Older Than You Think

The first iPod is almost as old as your dad's eight-track player.

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Computers Can Now Make You The Greatest Dancer In The World

Researchers may have found a way to Auto-Tune your body.

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Behold, The Hottest App of 2018: Windows 95

Let's all take an excruciatingly slow trip down memory lane.

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The Incredible, Stupid, Gruesome Story Of The First Jet Pack

Every human dreams of flying, but not with wings, because that looks exhausting.

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The 6 Most Epically Pointless Arguments on Wikipedia

Battles fought on Wikipedia are pointless, insane, or both.

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4 Internet Startups That Are Plain Evil

Tech bros never run out of terrible ideas.

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4 Companies That Tried Edgy PR Stunts Online (And Failed)

Social Media 101: Avoid these mistakes.

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Pictofacts

Incredibly Flawed Technology That Shouldn't Still Be A Thing

Wasn’t technology supposed to be useful and helpful?

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Want To Beat Facial Recognition Tech? Dress Like a Juggalo

Apparently, the key to beating Big Brother is to look as crazy as possible forever.

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5 Disturbing Things About Dating Apps Nobody Told You

As if the act of dating itself weren't already frustrating beyond belief.

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Disney Is Apparently Making Robot Stuntmen Now

These animatronic stunt performers can fall with the best of them.

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6 Underreported Reasons Why Facebook Is Just The Worst

We don't want to sound like we're piling on, but we're absolutely going to pile on.

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5 Tech Failures That Can Turn Your Life Into A Horror Movie

Your smart washer is emailing reports about your sudden increase in dirty underwear to the NSA.

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The Internet's Greatest Meme Just Got A Whole Lot Creepier

The internet has been improving Ctrl+Alt+Del's 'Loss'.

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When Leaders Who Don't Understand The Web Try To Control It

Our world runs on robots, but is led by senior citizens who think technology is witchcraft.

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