Cracked Archive - Tech
3 Emoji With Awesomely Bizarre Origin Stories
That poo pile is smiling for a reason.
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- By Alex Schmidt
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- April 23, 2020
Reminder: Every Payday Loan App Is Sleazy
Never forget, companies are not your friends!
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- By Mark Hill
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- April 17, 2020
Reminder: Streaming Was Completely Insane Before The Days of Netflix
Every 1990s start-up was an Arrested Development gag.
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- By Alex Hanton
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- April 07, 2020
Ways Big Tech Doesn't Fix Their Flaws (But Perpetuates Them)
Maybe this whole 'internet' thing wasn't the greatest idea?
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- By Mark Hill
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- March 25, 2020
TikTok Doesn't Want Videos By Uggos Or Poors
Your mama so ugly an app shadow-run by the Chinese government suppressed her videos. OOOoooh!
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- By Luis Prada
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- March 18, 2020
5 Half-Assed Scams That Fooled Big Tech
Remember: high tech is no match for half-assed.
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- By Alex Hanton
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- March 18, 2020
Meet The Burger Flipping Robot That Will Steal Your Low-Wage Job
Yes, but can it spit in burgers?
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- By Luis Prada
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- March 12, 2020
YouTube's Recommendation Algorithm Has Taken (Baby) Steps
Now if only I could watch a gaming video without getting recommended nazi propaganda.
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- By Luis Prada
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- March 05, 2020
'Innovative' Things That Are Taking Steps Backward
Like looking into a Black Mirror.
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- By Cedric Voets
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- March 05, 2020
If You're A Climate Change Denier, You Might Be A Twitter Bot
You telling me my best friend and very real person @Patriot000646518 has been lying to me?!?
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- By Luis Prada
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- February 25, 2020
Facebook Is The Second Coming Of Crappy 1990s AOL
AOL is the blueprint for all technology.
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- By Mark Hill
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- February 25, 2020
Etch-a-Sketch Is Now Circle-Capable - What A World We Live In
Goodbye, square boobs!
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- By Luis Prada
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- February 24, 2020
Presenting The Microphone-Jamming Bracelet Straight Out Of The Lamest Dystopia Possible
If you wear it, no one will want to talk to you anyway.
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- By Luis Prada
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- February 19, 2020
Target's Grocery Deliverymen Are Being Told To Buy Gifts For Rich Customers
It's a Shipt job, but someone's got to do it.
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- By Cedric Voets
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- February 17, 2020
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