That poo pile is smiling for a reason.
Never forget, companies are not your friends!
Every 1990s start-up was an Arrested Development gag.
Maybe this whole 'internet' thing wasn't the greatest idea?
Your mama so ugly an app shadow-run by the Chinese government suppressed her videos. OOOoooh!
Remember: high tech is no match for half-assed.
Yes, but can it spit in burgers?
Now if only I could watch a gaming video without getting recommended nazi propaganda.
Like looking into a Black Mirror.
You telling me my best friend and very real person @Patriot000646518 has been lying to me?!?
AOL is the blueprint for all technology.
Goodbye, square boobs!
If you wear it, no one will want to talk to you anyway.
It's a Shipt job, but someone's got to do it.