Cracked Archive - Tech

3 Emoji With Awesomely Bizarre Origin Stories

That poo pile is smiling for a reason.

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People Keep Getting Naked On Zoom

Working naked rules.

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Reminder: Every Payday Loan App Is Sleazy

Never forget, companies are not your friends!

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Reminder: Streaming Was Completely Insane Before The Days of Netflix

Every 1990s start-up was an Arrested Development gag.

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Ways Big Tech Doesn't Fix Their Flaws (But Perpetuates Them)

Maybe this whole 'internet' thing wasn't the greatest idea?

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TikTok Doesn't Want Videos By Uggos Or Poors

Your mama so ugly an app shadow-run by the Chinese government suppressed her videos. OOOoooh!

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5 Half-Assed Scams That Fooled Big Tech

Remember: high tech is no match for half-assed.

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Meet The Burger Flipping Robot That Will Steal Your Low-Wage Job

Yes, but can it spit in burgers?

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YouTube's Recommendation Algorithm Has Taken (Baby) Steps

Now if only I could watch a gaming video without getting recommended nazi propaganda.

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'Innovative' Things That Are Taking Steps Backward

Like looking into a Black Mirror.

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If You're A Climate Change Denier, You Might Be A Twitter Bot

You telling me my best friend and very real person @Patriot000646518 has been lying to me?!?

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Facebook Is The Second Coming Of Crappy 1990s AOL

AOL is the blueprint for all technology.

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Presenting The Microphone-Jamming Bracelet Straight Out Of The Lamest Dystopia Possible

If you wear it, no one will want to talk to you anyway.

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Target's Grocery Deliverymen Are Being Told To Buy Gifts For Rich Customers

It's a Shipt job, but someone's got to do it.

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