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6 Shocking Ways TV Rewires Your Brain
6 Shocking Ways TV Rewires Your Brain

Watching enough television rewires your brain in a bunch of unexpected ways. The science for it is pretty much overwhelming.

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If The Characters from 'Street Fighter 2' Got Hammered
If The Characters from 'Street Fighter 2' Got Hammered

Street Fighter 2 Drunk for Pants.

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The Terrifying Next Step in Xbox Kinect Evolution
The Terrifying Next Step in Xbox Kinect Evolution

I left the police station in a cold sweat, and hitchhiked out to the country, where I remain to this day, standing in the middle of an empty field, swinging a huge stick at anything that moves. I know what no man should: My Xbox has become self-aware.

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6 Video Game Heroes Made Useless By Supporting Characters
6 Video Game Heroes Made Useless By Supporting Characters

Just because you're the star of your very own video game doesn't automatically mean you deserve the lead role. In most cases, we wish we could control the far-better sidekick instead.

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The 5 Hardest, Most Pointless World of Warcraft Achievements
The 5 Hardest, Most Pointless World of Warcraft Achievements

So some achievements are meaningless, and some achievements are insanely difficult. The World of Warcraft developers thought it would be funny to make some that were both. Like these.

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7 Planes Perfectly Designed (To Kill The People Flying Them)
7 Planes Perfectly Designed (To Kill The People Flying Them)

Building military aircraft is really, really hard. Sometimes, though, they just sort of slap something together and send the pilot off to die.

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5 Creepy Ways Humans Are Plunging Into the Uncanny Valley
5 Creepy Ways Humans Are Plunging Into the Uncanny Valley

What is the uncanny valley? Something that's horrifying and happening right now.

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6 Ways 'Fallout: New Vegas' Made Me a Worse Person
6 Ways 'Fallout: New Vegas' Made Me a Worse Person

I started one of these 'realistic' games, and vowed to play it as if it were really me in there. My traits, my habits, my morals. Along the way, I learned some things. Horrible, scarring things that I wish I could now deny. Such as:

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7 Real Suits That Will Soon Make the World A Cooler Place
7 Real Suits That Will Soon Make the World A Cooler Place

It would be wrong to say that these suits are an extension of the man. It is an extension of what the man dreams of becoming, and I for one dream of becoming invincible.

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5 Reasons Bowser Is The Most Successful Video Game Character
5 Reasons Bowser Is The Most Successful Video Game Character

The most depressingly one-sided rivalry in the history of not just video games, but possibly the world.

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5 Awesome Vehicles for the Extremely Wealthy (And Insane)
5 Awesome Vehicles for the Extremely Wealthy (And Insane)

Apparently the rich supervillain demographic is not limited to fictional settings. Just ask whoever built these ridiculous modes of transportation.

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The 7 Most Unintentionally Creepy Places on the Internet
The 7 Most Unintentionally Creepy Places on the Internet

Seven websites that prove the internet can still make the hairs on the back of your neck stand on end

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If Link From Zelda Went On a Bender: A Journey in Screencaps
If Link From Zelda Went On a Bender: A Journey in Screencaps

Zelda A Link to the Past 2: Past Harder.

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5 Multiplayer Video Games That Will Destroy Your Marriage
5 Multiplayer Video Games That Will Destroy Your Marriage

The dating site eHarmony claims to match prospective couples based on 29 dimensions of compatibility, not one of them being video game skill level. This is an enormous mistake

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5 Reasons The Future Will Be Ruled By B.S.
5 Reasons The Future Will Be Ruled By B.S.

It's all about FARTS.

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