Cracked Archive - Tech
7 Real Suits That Will Soon Make the World A Cooler Place
It would be wrong to say that these suits are an extension of the man. It is an extension of what the man dreams of becoming, and I for one dream of becoming invincible.
- By Soren Bowie
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- November 15, 2010
5 Reasons Bowser Is The Most Successful Video Game Character
The most depressingly one-sided rivalry in the history of not just video games, but possibly the world.
- By Luke McKinney
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- November 06, 2010
5 Awesome Vehicles for the Extremely Wealthy (And Insane)
Apparently the rich supervillain demographic is not limited to fictional settings. Just ask whoever built these ridiculous modes of transportation.
- By Sam Blitz
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- November 04, 2010
The 7 Most Unintentionally Creepy Places on the Internet
Seven websites that prove the internet can still make the hairs on the back of your neck stand on end
- By Nick Coffin, Derek James
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- October 26, 2010
If Link From Zelda Went On a Bender: A Journey in Screencaps
Zelda A Link to the Past 2: Past Harder.
- By Robert Brockway
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- October 20, 2010
5 Multiplayer Video Games That Will Destroy Your Marriage
The dating site eHarmony claims to match prospective couples based on 29 dimensions of compatibility, not one of them being video game skill level. This is an enormous mistake
- By Christina H
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- October 19, 2010
5 Reasons The Future Will Be Ruled By B.S.
It's all about FARTS.
- By Jason Pargin
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- October 18, 2010
The 7 Most Useless Skymall Products (Reviewed Accordingly)
I can also slide one of my countless credit cards through the phone in the seat in front of me, and order whatever I damn well please from SkyMall before falling asleep on a tray table. These are the joys of affluence.
- By Soren Bowie
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- October 18, 2010
How Xerox Invented the Information Age (and Gave it Away)
Imagine that somewhere Ford Motor Corp has a building full of engineers, right now, who have built a flying car that can go 300 miles an hour, runs on water, and has a device that gently massages your groin while you fly it.
- By Jim Avery
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- October 17, 2010
7 Reasons Computer Glitches Won't Go Away (Ever)
Computers will never work correctly. Live with it.
- By Stuart P. Bentley
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- October 09, 2010
9 Video Game Easter Eggs That Took Years to Find
Finding a video game easter egg is like putting on your favorite pair of pants and then finding a twenty in the pocket.
- By Luke McKinney
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- October 02, 2010
6 New Spy Technologies You Literally Can't Hide From
No matter how paranoid or how careful you are, if somebody wants to find you, and listen to what you're saying, they will.
- By Dan Seitz
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- September 20, 2010
5 Insane True Facts About StarCraft: The Professional Sport
StarCraft 2 is coming out. Looks like we won't be seeing Korea for a good 10 years.
- By Christina H
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- September 18, 2010
6 Insane Foreign Memes That Put Lolcats To Shame
The Internet is indeed uniting the world, but probably not in the way that the idealists were hoping for. While we're still waiting for a new era of cross-cultural understanding and peace, what we get in the meantime are memes.
- By S Peter Davis
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- September 13, 2010
7 Ad Campaigns That Prove Microsoft Was Never Good at This
Microsoft has pretty much been covering TV screens with advertising excrement for as long as we can remember.
- By Christina H
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- September 04, 2010
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