Cracked Archive - Tech
![The 6 Stages of Smartphone Ownership [CHART]](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/2/5/46825.jpg?v=1)
From love to hate, and back to love again.
- By Stephen Cook
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- March 10, 2011
or years, game companies have been combining games that make money in order to make even more money. Occiasionally this works out pretty well. But with 'Marvel vs. Capcom 3' hitting shelves and selling pretty briskly, game designers will be trying to cram even more blockbusters together into the same universe.
- By Christina H
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- March 07, 2011
Small tables scattered the floor and about thirty people all with bags or masks on their head socialized in small cliques. It was like Eyes Wide Shut, but without all the money, prestige, and hot sex. So yeah, I guess it was just people wearing masks, about half of which were of Guy Fawkes.
- By Gladstone
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- March 05, 2011
![How to Compose a 'Tweet' [COMIC]](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/1/8/45618.jpg?v=1)
Brevity is the soul of sounding like an asshole.
- By Scott Meyer
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- March 03, 2011
Plenty of robots look terrifying, but when it comes right down to it, the most unsettling part always comes from their movement
- By Robert Brockway
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- March 02, 2011
These terrible trends will continue until the day the zombies eat through our network cables.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- March 02, 2011
Amazon.com is apparently a hidden treasure trove of aspiring comedy writers.
- By Christina H
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- March 01, 2011
Most of the day was spent debating trivia. What year certain movies came out. Who starred in sitcoms from our childhood. And each dispute ended with 'agree to disagree.'
- By Gladstone
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- February 19, 2011
It's getting weird outside. Bands of shuffling internet junkies roam the streets aimlessly. Wide, sad eyes seeking out any trace of what they have lost. They devour anything they think can provide the fix they crave.
- By Gladstone
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- February 10, 2011
If you've been following the news or if you're one of those unfortunate people who have to work with computers for a living, you'll probably have heard by now that the Internet is running out of space. But not, as you might expect, due to petabytes of pornographic images of fatties. No, it's actually running out of IP addresses ...
- By Chris Bucholz
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- February 08, 2011
When the great crash happened it was nothing like we feared. There was no panic. No tears. Mostly there were just slammed fists and swearing. The internet was down, and hitting refresh didn't work.
- By Gladstone
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- February 03, 2011
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