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The 5 Most Humiliating Things We're Doing to Robots
Before our window of time ruling Earth is slammed shut on our fleshy, poorly designed fingers, humanity is making one last stand: having robots do humiliating jobs for which they're wildly overqualified.
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More Proof the Video Game Industry is Out of Ideas (E3 2010)
It's Day Two of the biggest week in the world of video games, and the industry is completely out of ideas.
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The Day the Gaming Industry Died: Impressions from E3 2010
This week is maybe the biggest of the year in the world of entertainment. This is when all of the games you'll be playing for the next twelve months are unveiled at the Electronic Entertainment Expo. This year's event, however, will more likely be remembered as the precise moment video gaming as we know it died a tragic and embarrassing death.
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The 20 Worst NES Games of All-Time
I don't know if the game making people were the nephews of the eccentric billionaire in charge of handing out the gold approval seals, or if Nintendo just didn't bother to check if the games sucked.
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- By Seanbaby
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Dear Hotmail: What The Hell Happened to You?
It seems like yesterday when you were kicking ass, increasing your storage size and showing up on business cards. You asked for user feedback, you pioneered folder-based mail organization, you were the gold standard for free email. But somewhere along the line you stumbled. You got sloppy or you just gave up, and we drifted apart.
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5 Reasons It's Still Not Cool to Admit You're a Gamer
Seriously, gamers, stop being such jackasses.
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- By Jason Pargin
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5 Terrifying Ways Your Own Gadgets Can Be Used to Spy On You
All that paranoia you harbor about being spied on? Turns out it's totally justified!
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- By Mark Hill
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5 Guilty Pleasures The Web Killed While You Weren't Looking
There are things we miss about the world before the World Wide Web. Mainly the guilty pleasures that a less connected world used to let us get away with.
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- By C. Coville
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5 Reasons You Should Be Scared of Google
You knew Google would eventually show up on Cracked's 'We Don't Give a Damn' hit list.
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- By Robert Evans
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5 Insane File Sharing Panics from Before the Internet
Media piracy has been rampant throughout history... probably since the first guy to smear his feces on the wall in the shape of a buffalo turned around and immediately saw 50 more just like it being smeared on the walls behind him.
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- By Rani Baker
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The 5 Biggest Mistakes Women (Like Me!) Make On The Internet
Wait, wait, wait. Women use the Internet!?
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- By Christina H
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5 Reasons The Internet Could Die At Any Moment
You read that right. You better get your porn now before the whole operation crashes.
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- By Robert Evans
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6 Sci-Fi Technologies You'll Soon Have On Your Cell Phone
In the future, your phone and your life will be one and the same. Don't drop it in the toilet, is what we're saying.
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- By Mark Hill
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5 Reasons You Should Be Scared of Apple
Some of the things Jobs and Apple are being accused of are so over the top, Lex Luthor would have to take off his hat ... and then use it to cover the dark stain spreading across the front of his pants.
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Super Tecmo Bet: Predicting The Super Bowl With Video Games
I repeated the experiment on every iteration of Madden released from 2003-2009, and obtained exactly the same results with minor graphical changes.
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