Cracked Archive - Tech
5 Reasons It's Still Not Cool to Admit You're a Gamer
Seriously, gamers, stop being such jackasses.
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- By Jason Pargin
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2770 5 Terrifying Ways Your Own Gadgets Can Be Used to Spy On You
All that paranoia you harbor about being spied on? Turns out it's totally justified!
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- By Mark Hill
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- 289
5 Guilty Pleasures The Web Killed While You Weren't Looking
There are things we miss about the world before the World Wide Web. Mainly the guilty pleasures that a less connected world used to let us get away with.
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- By C. Coville
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5 Reasons You Should Be Scared of Google
You knew Google would eventually show up on Cracked's 'We Don't Give a Damn' hit list.
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- By Robert Evans
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- 892
5 Insane File Sharing Panics from Before the Internet
Media piracy has been rampant throughout history... probably since the first guy to smear his feces on the wall in the shape of a buffalo turned around and immediately saw 50 more just like it being smeared on the walls behind him.
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- By Rani Baker
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- 492
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The 5 Biggest Mistakes Women (Like Me!) Make On The Internet
Wait, wait, wait. Women use the Internet!?
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- By Christina H
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- 1804
5 Reasons The Internet Could Die At Any Moment
You read that right. You better get your porn now before the whole operation crashes.
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- By Robert Evans
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- 608
6 Sci-Fi Technologies You'll Soon Have On Your Cell Phone
In the future, your phone and your life will be one and the same. Don't drop it in the toilet, is what we're saying.
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- By Mark Hill
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- 357
5 Reasons You Should Be Scared of Apple
Some of the things Jobs and Apple are being accused of are so over the top, Lex Luthor would have to take off his hat ... and then use it to cover the dark stain spreading across the front of his pants.
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- By Robert Evans
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Super Tecmo Bet: Predicting The Super Bowl With Video Games
I repeated the experiment on every iteration of Madden released from 2003-2009, and obtained exactly the same results with minor graphical changes.
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- By Luke McKinney
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The 12 Most Insane Things You Can Buy on the Internet
The Internet has made it possible for us to buy virtually anything we can imagine, regardless of how ludicrous it may be.
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- By Andre Infante
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- 415
Series of Dispatches from the Mushroom Kingdom
Dear Princess, It's a me, Mario. We have to talk.
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- By Avery Edison
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- 69
The 5 Creepiest Unexplained Broadcasts
The "Backward Music Station" doesn't actually play backward music. That's just what they call it. What it broadcasts instead is something from the bowels of hell itself.
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- By Evan Kasindorf
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The 9 Most Terrifying Attempts to Improve Popular Foods
Allow us to present a 9-course meal of -- wait, that can't be right. Ewwww.
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- By Tim Parent
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6 Transportation Innovations More Baffling Than The Segway
These are the baffling contraptions that remind us that while thinking outside the box is cool and all, you should probably make sure that there isn't a better, cheaper version already in the box
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- By Rohan Ramakrishnan
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- 319
