Machines That Are, Dare We Say, Sexy


There's nothing wrong with a little experimentation, people. Life's short, so what's the harm in trying anything once. We say all this because, well, you're about to see some images that might make you feel funny in places you wouldn't expect them too. Because, as it turns out, sexiness isn't reserved to buxom ladies and buff dudes -- it translates to vehicles so awesome they're literal works of art.

We had our readers pull together some stylish, provocative pictures of beautiful works of mechanical creation. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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