Cracked Archive - Tech
You industrious types who take great joy in doing difficult tasks -- go clean your gutters. For the rest of our lazy brethren who are still reading this, probably from bed, we're here to tell you that the future is bright.
- By Hamish MacDonald, Jeff Sloan
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- March 10, 2013
It turns out that many of the technologies we automatically peg as modern are actually way older than we think.
- By Mike Floorwalker
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- March 01, 2013
Highly trained military personnel, despite the whole 'highly trained' part, are oftentimes just as bad with computers as we are.
- By Erik Germ
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- February 28, 2013
Sometimes we need to man up and admit that we're not always the best at what we do. In some cases, nature just rolls its eyes, pushes the scientists out of the way, and shows us how it's done.
- By Micah Duke
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- February 19, 2013
Hey, did you hear? Humanity is doomed. Everyone on the Internet is saying so.
- By Soren Bowie
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- January 19, 2013
Why is it that you and I and everyone else on the Internet are so convinced the world owes us everything, quickly, of the highest quality, and free? How did we get to be such self-entitled little bastards?
- By Chris Bucholz
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- January 15, 2013
It turns out some of the programs and websites you use every day are filled with hidden jokes or secret features that prove that programmers are even nerdier than we had assumed.
- By Erik Germ
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- January 15, 2013
How do you make people buy your mundane product instead of your competitor's? With pure BS, of course.
- By Mark Hill
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- January 08, 2013
There's a lot of negativity in the world, some of it even coming from me. Allow to make up a tiny bit for that.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- December 14, 2012
After a decade knee-deep in e-opinion, this is what the Internet has taught me about the Internet.
- By Gladstone
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- December 06, 2012
Recognizing you is just the beginning -- the goal is to create software that can all but read your goddamned mind. Don't believe us? Guess what -- the technology exists.
- By Monte Richard
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- November 29, 2012
As long as there are wheels to spin and jet engines to slap on things that should not have jet engines, mankind's irrepressible need to go ungodly speeds while looking completely ludicrous shall not be sated.
- By Robert Brockway, Matt Machmuller
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- November 05, 2012
Everything you've learned from Hollywood about hacking has utterly failed to communicate just how boring it actually is.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- October 23, 2012
You leave digital fingerprints all over everything you do on a computer, and unfortunately for bad guys, it doesn't exactly take a CSI team to find them.
- By Diana McCallum
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- October 22, 2012
Nobody was ever more batshit crazy than old-timey inventors. Ever.
- By Jesse Clark, R. Jason Benson
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- October 14, 2012
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