Cracked Archive - Tech
Next-Gen Prototypes That Need To Become Reality, Like Now
The future’s here; it just hasn't reached its crowdfunding goal yet.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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Amazon's Alexa Is Now A Murder Case Witness
Alexa, can you solve this spear-related murder mystery?
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- By Cedric Voets
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Social Media Is An Absolute Nightmare In These 5 Countries
Meme la revolution!
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- By Christian Markle
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The E-Scooter Industry Is Imploding (Because Scooters Break)
The e-scooter model is falling apart. Literally.
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- By Cedric Voets
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The Human Flesh Phone, For People Who Love Fear And Terror
It's definitely not a sex thing. No sir.
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- By Cedric Voets
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That Autonomous Trashcan Will Get Stuck On Everything
They have the gall to call it a SmartCan.
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- By Luis Prada
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5 Creepy Social Media Scams That Were Shockingly Effective
Don't follow these accounts to the nearest ATM.
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- By Alex Hanton
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Twitter Is So Toxic That Even Disney Won't Buy It
White gloves can only get so dirty.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Verizon Ruined Tumblr And Just Sold It For Peanuts
Turns out you can put a price on furry hentai love.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Robots Stealing Human Jobs, Many Humans Weirdly OK With It
Welcome, robot overlords?
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- By Cedric Voets
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6 High-Tech Inventions You Never Realized Are Stupidly Old
There isn't really such a thing as a great 'new' idea.
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- By Nathan Williams
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The 6 Dumbest Ways People Tried To Turn Memes Into Money
It was only a matter of time before memes became big money-makers.
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- By Julia Lange, Christian Markle, RG Jordan
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5 Dark (But Hilarious) Times Big Tech Companies Failed Hard
Well, this is ... bleakly hilarious.
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- By Adam Wears
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Fake Robot Mark Zuckerberg Is More Likable Than The Real One
Instagram would be foolish to take down this charismatic portrayal of their robot master.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Apple's Finally Putting iTunes Out Of Its Misery
Now would probably be the best time to use that gift card Granny gave you in 2005.
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- By Luis Prada
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