Cracked Archive - Tech

6 Things You Learn Getting Paid To Troll People Online

Yes, I'm trolling you. No, that doesn't mean that I don't more or less mean every word that I say in my writing


5 Insane Workout Products That Might Actually Work

It turns out the very same force that is turning us into pudgy couch potatoes is also being harnessed to make us get off our asses.


6 Machines That Read Your Emotions (To Sell You Random Crap)

Turns out technology is scarier than Hollywood predicted.


6 Ways To Fix Computers (So People Stop Asking You)

With middling power comes great responsibility, and it's one we rightly want to shirk.


6 Stupid Reasons Actual People Are Scared Of Net Neutrality

Net neutrality is one of the most important regulations for the future of telecommunications. And some of the reactions to it have been hilariously stupid.


The 5 Least Effective Life Hacks People Apparently Use

Life hacks sometimes just hack away at what little life you have left.


5 Absolutely Insane Indie Games You Can Play For Free

Some incredible innovation can come from game competitions like these, but mostly it's just a bunch of crazy shit that will never and should never become an actual product.


4 Deceptive Ways The Apocalypse Is Going To Sneak Up On Us

There's absolutely going to be a robot apocalypse. It's just going to be super lazy.


5 Ways to Help the Most People Possible With One 3D Printer

Mick Ebeling and the team at Not Impossible Foundation set out to find a way to provide prosthetics to kids who have been crippled by the ongoing merry-go-round of murder that is the Sudan. Here's how they did it.


5 Statistics That Are Eerily Good Judges of Character

Getting engaged? Think you've found


6 Things Smartphones Should Be Able to Do by Now

Everything in the world should be perfect, and everything that isn't perfect is the worst thing ever. Hello, I'm Chris Bucholz, and I'm a huge baby.


5 Automated Jobs That Seem to Suggest We're Trolling Robots

Things we can't even imagine robots doing, because there is absolutely no need for robots to do them, will in fact be done by robots.


5 Awful Things You Don't Realize Until Your Phone Breaks

This is a story about tragedy, loss, and the unbearable pain that inevitably comes with both.


4 Sites Where You See the World Going to Hell in Real Time

Trust me, these will open a whole new world of stupid.


6 Things You've Done This Week With Terrifying Side Effects

Truly, there is no downside to a technologically advanced society ... except for all of the terrifying ones we're about to tell you.