Cracked Archive - Tech
Presenting The Microphone-Jamming Bracelet Straight Out Of The Lamest Dystopia Possible
If you wear it, no one will want to talk to you anyway.
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- By Luis Prada
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0 Target's Grocery Deliverymen Are Being Told To Buy Gifts For Rich Customers
It's a Shipt job, but someone's got to do it.
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- By Cedric Voets
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6 Beloved Memes With Disturbing Origin Stories
You might think twice about copy-and-pasting certain formats after learning this.
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- By JM McNab
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Disney's Acrobatic Spider-Man Robot Is Going To Kill Someone
Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!
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- By Luis Prada
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4 Dumb Ways Your Favorite Sites Are Dying
Major sites are getting hit hard.
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- By Adam Wears
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4 Ways The Internet Is Built Entirely On Lies
This whole internet thing is all just an inane cycle of grifts.
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- By Mark Hill
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Using AI To Develop Movies Isn't As Bad As It Sounds ... Yet
“Computer, make me a good movie that appeals to all demographics. Scratch that – make it a great movie.”
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- By Luis Prada
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For No Reason, Mercedes-Benz Made An 'Avatar' Car
Plug your ponytail into the cigarette lighter and rev it up, baby!
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- By Luis Prada
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Presenting The Therapeutic Headless Robot Kitten Butt
It has neither a butthole nor a head to lick it with, so that’s a plus.
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- By Luis Prada
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Segway's New Vehicle Was Made For Professor X Cosplay
Magnetic arch-nemesis not included.
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- By Luis Prada
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5 Streams That Went Horribly Wrong
There is no end to how badly wrong a livestream can go.
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- By Adam Wears
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5 Creepy Ways Tech Companies Tried To Cash In On Disasters
Just wow.
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- By Adam Wears
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6 Companies That Tried To Boost Productivity In Soul-Crushing Ways
Capitalism demands a profit.
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- By Raoni Lacerda, E. Reid Ross, Steven Assarian, James Kinneen
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Amazon's Invented A New Way For Your Family To Quarrel
AI just ain't ready to help stop a human fight.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Crypto Bros Ask To Dig Up A CEO's Grave To See If He's There
It's a kind of mining?
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- By Cedric Voets
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