Cracked Archive - Tech

5 Ghastly Historical Creations That Prove There's No God

Technology is meant to assist or augment our tasks, not assist or augment our nightmares.


5 Popular Apps You Didn't Know Were Messing With Your Head

One day, we might all become more app than human. Until then, here are some examples of our impending assimilation.


How Adblock Plus Decided To Become Another Sleazy Ad Company

No, this is not a joke.


6 Ways Driverless Cars Are Going To Kill Lots Of People

We're diving into this technology a little too quickly and ignoring all the warning signs about how we are going to screw up on the way to Driverless Car Utopia.


7 Bootlegs Of Famous Products (That Didn't Give A F***)

These brazen products were almost certainly created as giant middle fingers to tech companies and their laws.


5 Ways Working In Silicon Valley Is A F**king Nightmare

Silicon Valley thinks the '80s never ended and Star Trek's Borg are a team-building exercise.


6 Pointless Computer Programs Nobody Needs Anymore

Somehow, a lot of the technologies that wore out their welcome a decade ago have managed to stick around long after they should have filled digital mass graves.


6 Tech Innovations (Absolutely Nobody Asked For)

Just because you have an engineering background and an overactive imagination doesn't mean you should construct every insane gadget that pops into your crazy head.


Hidden Clauses Coming To Software Licensing Agreements

The user agreements of the future will be completely insane and still read by no one.


What Would The World Be Like If The Internet Never Existed?

Here's a vision of a reality where the internet went the way of Betamax and 3-D Doritos. The result is both nutty and haunting.


6 Hilariously Nerdy (Surprisingly Epic) Wikipedia Fights

When random strangers get together and have an internet battle, it gets awful for everyone.


5 Things No One Tells You About Panhandling Online

Asking for money is never easy. Even if you're just sticking a gun in someone's face and outright demanding it,.


5 Real Computer Hacks You Didn't Realize Were Possible

If Hollywood is to be believed, every single thing around you can be hacked. And, frighteningly enough, that trope is becoming less dumb every day.