Cracked Archive - Tech

'Smart' Devices That Are Making Our Lives A Total Nightmare

Isn't this how 'Terminator' began?

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By Alex Hanton

Published

May 11, 2020

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52

Elon Musk Is An Annoying Dr. Manhattan

“The superman exists and he's the son of a South African emerald mine baron."

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By Luis Prada

Published

May 06, 2020

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Why Aren't More Tech People Like 'MySpace Tom'?

What's the best life you could actually live as a rich person?

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By Isaac Cabe

Published

May 05, 2020

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Grubhub: Speedy Delivery AND Price-Gouging Restaurants Into Financial Ruin

Delivery apps are bleeding restaurants dry.

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By Luis Prada

Published

May 04, 2020

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5 Work Perks (That Are Actually A Trap)

For the millionth time, companies are not your friend!

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By Cedric Voets

Published

April 29, 2020

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Will Delivery Drones Melt The Minds Of Florida Seniors?

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By Luis Prada

Published

April 28, 2020

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Instagram's Morbid New Feature Beautifully Illustrates Our Attitudes Toward Death

People are weird about death, and Instagram is just people.

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By Amanda Mannen

Published

April 24, 2020

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People Keep Getting Naked On Zoom

Working naked rules.

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By Amanda Mannen

Published

April 22, 2020

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Reminder: Every Payday Loan App Is Sleazy

Never forget, companies are not your friends!

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By Mark Hill

Published

April 17, 2020

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Reminder: Streaming Was Completely Insane Before The Days of Netflix

Every 1990s start-up was an Arrested Development gag.

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By Alex Hanton

Published

April 07, 2020

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Ways Big Tech Doesn't Fix Their Flaws (But Perpetuates Them)

Maybe this whole 'internet' thing wasn't the greatest idea?

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By Mark Hill

Published

March 25, 2020

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TikTok Doesn't Want Videos By Uggos Or Poors

Your mama so ugly an app shadow-run by the Chinese government suppressed her videos. OOOoooh!

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By Luis Prada

Published

March 18, 2020

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5 Half-Assed Scams That Fooled Big Tech

Remember: high tech is no match for half-assed.

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By Alex Hanton

Published

March 18, 2020

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Meet The Burger Flipping Robot That Will Steal Your Low-Wage Job

Yes, but can it spit in burgers?

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By Luis Prada

Published

March 12, 2020

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YouTube's Recommendation Algorithm Has Taken (Baby) Steps

Now if only I could watch a gaming video without getting recommended nazi propaganda.

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By Luis Prada

Published

March 05, 2020

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