In a time when our voices need to be heard more than ever, militant chatbot political spammers are dooming us all.
It turns out most of our favorite toys these days are more Crystal Pepsi than not.
We're living in the future minus all the personal space ships and Ewoks and junk.
The ruthless efficiency of a robotic police force will be first tested on the crumbling, crime-riddled streets of Dubai.
This ad scrapes the bottom of the barrel in terms of what it expects voters to throw a fit over.
Is there anything truly new, or have we just been coming up with slight improvements in butt technology since the Stone Age?
We can't prove it, but knowing how to code makes you a thousand times sexier to those you're attempting to woo.
Stay safe out there, fam.