Cracked Archive - Tech

Yes, Somebody Once Thought A Cat Piano Was A Good Idea

The history of psychology is full of misguided individuals.


6 Times Normal People Got Screwed By Their Twitter Username

These days, everybody has a Twitter account.


The Hellish Reality Of Working At An Overseas 'Click Farm'

Clicks are the lifeblood of the internet.


5 Crazy Unexpected Side Effects Of Apps You Use Everyday

We are way past October 21, 2015 ... and the future is both much cooler and much dumber than Doc Brown could have ever imagined.


5 Pieces Of Technology That Need To Eff Right Off

'Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.' -- Ian Malcolm


6 Totally Stupid Things Twitter Will Ban You For Doing

Occasionally, Twitter does enact some justice.


5 Crazy Memes That Went Viral (Centuries And Decades Ago)

The internet is an engine producing a constant supply of shared insanity.


The (Not So) Secret Reason Twitter Keeps Screwing Up

There's obviously a consistent disconnect between Twitter's users and the company itself.


6 Shocking Ways Your Phone Is Destroying The Planet

Tech companies are basically 'Captain Planet' villains with stock tickers.


6 Online Trolls Who Are (Almost) Too Creepy For Words

In recent years, it seems that not even children are safe from being used as hate-pinatas for the internet's scum.


8 Famous People You Didn't Know Were Total Creeps On Twitter

Warning: This article will almost certainly make you think twice about some of your favorite celebrities.


5 Cool Movie Weapons (That'd Kill You Instantly, Oops)

The Falcon must have impenetrable skin to protect him from all the bullets, shrapnel, debris, fire, and birds.


5 Reasons We Need To Slow The Hell Down On Social Media

Social media is loaded with amazing people, hilarious jokes, and insightful commentary -- any of which can throw everyone into a murderous rage at a moment's notice.


I Was A Human Search Engine In The Days Before Google

Take a look into the weird world that was ChaCha, the human search engines that were the originators of fake news.


5 Shocking Ways People Keep Making Technology Racist

Much like the children of Klan members and anti-vaxxers, technology itself is cursed by the folly of its creators.