Cracked Archive - Tech

Tablets That Only Make Zoom Calls Are Dumb, Right?
Are we going to have to start worshipping Zoom now like we do Google and Apple?
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- By Dan Duddy
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How Companies Spy On Employees And Customers Who Criticize Them
EBay sending its enemies random crap in the mail is the tip of the iceberg.
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- By Alex Hanton
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U.S. May Ban TikTok For Spying On You; Just Like Every Other App Does
But where will I, an adult, go to get the approval of teens that I desperately need to live?
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- By Luis Prada
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Parler, 'The Free-Speech App,' Found Out Just How Awful Social Media Is
It turns out that if you let people say whatever they want, they’ll mostly expel dongs and poop.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Congrats, YouTube; You’ve Invented Cable TV
With YouTube raising the price of Youtube TV, they've rendered their service useless.
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- By Luis Prada
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4 Underreported Ways Amazon Makes The World Worse
Tone it down, Jeff.
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- By Adam Wears
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Segways Are Officially Dead; Condolences To Paul Blart And Gob Bluth
RIP Segway, We Hardly Used Ye
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- By Cedric Voets
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Photo AI Just Assumes Everyone Is White
The familiar face of digital racism.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Countries Trying Hard To Become Sci-Fi Dystopias
Reality is just cyberpunk, but wack.
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- By Alex Hanton
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Tired Of FaceTime? Good News, Rotary Cell Phones Are Here
Finally, an excuse to not comb your hair.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Mark Zuckerberg Continues To Suck
Zuck might snap his spin in half bending over backwards to not piss off Republicans.
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- By Luis Prada
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Whaa? Responses To New Technology
When a new technology appears, we all immediately act like idiots.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Dating Sites Have Fake Babes: 5 Ways Tech Companies Rip Us Off
If dating site babes are fake, is nothing sacred?
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- By Alex Hanton
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Trump Tries To Battle Social Media Censorship By Censoring Social Media
Trump didn't get his way, so he's looking to upend the internet as we know it.
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- By Dan Duddy
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The Future Of Concerts Is Suiting Up For Raves
The 'Daft Punk' comparisons are obvious, but just imagine every concert as a rave.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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21 Hate-Worthy Plot Devices
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- By Cracked Plasticians
15 Crafty Pranksters In Hollywood
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- By Timon DJ Spajic