Mad McFlurries and Black Hole Burps: 15 Timely Tech Updates
![Mad McFlurries and Black Hole Burps: 15 Timely Tech Updates](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/8/790518_320x180.jpg)
Tech is inescapable. Unless you're that guy on PBS who lives in Alaska and just whittles everything he needs, you're constantly either using or about to use some form of technology. Sometimes, it makes life considerably easier, and sometimes, you sit around pulling your hair out because something's not working as it should.
So it’s a bit of a dichotomy, in a sense, but it’s most definitely the glass half-full side of the dichotomy. Just imagine life without your phone – you might die. All kidding aside, that would mean heading back to the days of phone booths, and we’re pretty sure that nobody besides Clark Kent is into that idea.
So yeah, it's a weird and wonderful world out there, and people with tech-savvy big brains are trying to figure it all out for the rest of us. Here's 15 recent happenings in science and technology we repeat to our friends, to make them think we're smarter than we really are.
![Strange CRACKED.COM Science Stories sub- indicator -menu cart-icon-w -outer. transparent header# f-menu > li.current_page .sf-menu > ul li a:hover ul #search-btn a:hover span, .sf-menu -menu hover .icon-salient-cart,.ascend impor impo header#top a a which buter A new AI system can turn conversa- tional language into working computer code. It's essentially a translator between English and a dozen different program- ming languages. Turns out learn to code wasn't the best job advice after all!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/5/790515.jpg)
Source: Axios
![Strange CRACKED.COM Science Stories McFlurry machines use secret disgnostic codes which allow the maker to monopolize on repairs. The Kytch company makes devices to deci- pher the codes and allow owners to fix their own machines. Kytch is now suing, saying the McFlurry maker is illegally blocking their tech with shady business practices. Anyone else feel like a DQ Blizzard?](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/1/790511.jpg)
Source: Gizmodo
![Strange CRACKED.COM Science Stories The Roddenberry. Archive is working on a fully immersive holographic instal- lation of a life-size Starship Enterprise that will be indistinguishable from reality. So it'll be a holodeck which contains the Enterprise... which contains a holodeck... how deep could this go?](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/3/790513.jpg)
Source: CNet
![Strange CRACKED.COM Science Stories 9.39% 7.00% 5.53% 4.94% 4.71% 3.62% 2.04% 1.70% 0.85% (b) 11.39% 6.45% 4.84% 4.82% 3.81% 3.32% 2.89% 1.67% 0.97% 9.22% 6.98% 6.94% 6.60% 6.57% 6.14% 3.88% 3.25% 1.84% (d) 16.81% 5.50% 4.83% 3.42% 3.40% 3.09% 3.00% 1.60% 1.49% Scientists have created nine master faces which act like master keys against facial recognition systems. About half the faces in any major dataset can be successfully imperson- ated by one of the nine. All your face are belong to us!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/2/790512.jpg)
Source: Vice
![Strange CRACKED.COM Science Stories NETFLIX Netflix is trying harder to stop VPN and proxy users from bypassing geographical restrictions. Now some residential users are reporting they're locked out of accessing shows as Netflix blocks suspect IP addresses. Dammit just let me pretend I'm in Japan so I can watch Friends!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/6/790516.jpg)
Source: Torrentfreak
![Strange CRACKED.COM Science Stories JON Reddit is now valued at over $10 billion. Known as the front page of the internet Reddit is expected to go public fairly soon. Now you know why they've been deleting all those controversial forums.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/4/790514.jpg)
![Strange CRACKED.COM Science Stories DOOG DOOS E=mc E=mc* : of DODE 0 DODE E=mc TikTok Trump tried to ban TikTok in the US, but it didn't stick. The video-sharing platform, owned by Chinese company Bytedance, is now the most downloaded app in the world. Who needs a microchip in your arm when the apps on your phone track you just fine?](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/0/4/790504.jpg)
Source: Nikkei
![Strange CRACKED.COM Science Stories China's government has taken a 1% ownership stake in the Beijing subsid- lary of Bytedance, and one of 3 seats on their board of directors. Observers say China wants to rein in the power of tech companies. Who will have more data on Americans? Zuckerberg or Beijing?](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/0/790510.jpg)
Source: The Information
![CRACKED.COM Strange Science Stories dubsmash Reddit is adding a new short video feature similar to TikTok. Last year, Reddit bought Dubsmash, America's second most popular short video platform. Reddit probably wishes Trump's TikTok ban had been successful.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/0/2/790502.jpg)
Sources: Techcrunch and Techcrunch
![CRACKED.COM Strange Science Stories Physicists think if you smash photons together hard enough you can create phys- ical matter. Now scientists have detected this phenom- enon in the photon-clouds of ions being collided at 99.995% light speed. In 300 years we'll be using this technology to replicate Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/0/9/790509.jpg)
Source: Science Alert
![Strange CRACKED.COM Science Stories The U.S. Navy is working on a new uncrewed aircraft covered in solar panels. The plane is supposed to BE able to fly for 90 days without landing. The inflight movie could be every episode of General Hospital.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/0/3/790503.jpg)
Source: New Scientist
![Strange CRACKED.COM Science Stories When black holes are feeding, they emit burps of light and energy. Scientists have discovered how to measure the frequency of these burps to determine the black hole's size. The smaller ones burp more often, just like kids at summer camp.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/0/8/790508.jpg)
Source: CNet
![Strange CRACKED.COM Science Stories Trump told NASA to be back on the Moon by 2024, but the next generation spacesuits - more like mini spaceships- are behind schedule. NASA's been working on them for 14 years, and expects them to be ready by 2025. And I thought it took a long time to get my dry cleaning back!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/0/6/790506.jpg)
Source: Washington Post
![CRACKED.COM Strange Science Stories Another delay in NASA's Moon program was a pair of lawsuits from Jeff Bezos's Blue Origin and Alabama-based Dynetics. They both sued after losing out to Elon Musk's SpaceX for a $3 billion rocket contract, stalling the project until the case was resolved. Even the vastness of space can't contain the egos of billionaires.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/0/7/790507.jpg)
Source: The Verge
![Strange CRACKED.COM Science Stories NASA's OSIRIS-REx spacecraft is heading back to Earth with a sample from an asteroid named Bennu. Scientists calculate Bennu has about a 1 in 1750 chance of colliding with our planet by 2199. The way the world's going now, maybe they should be working to make it hit sooner!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/0/5/790505.jpg)
Source: Space.com