Cracked Archive - Sports
The NCAA Might Be Screwed Due To The G-League
Could the G-League spell the end for NCAA?
- By Riley Simmons
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- April 17, 2020
Hit The Nadir? Watch Russian Slap Fighting
Russian Slap Fighting is exactly the type of entertainment we need right now.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 14, 2020
No March Madness, Chicken Wings Up The...
Logic dictates that there must also be a wet nap surplus.
- By Luis Prada
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- April 13, 2020
Shaq Once Offered A Teammate $10K To Fight Kobe
Nobody on the planet would dare fight Kobe, but that didn't stop Shaq from finding out what the asking rate would be.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 13, 2020
Hoax, Or No Hoax, The New York Jets Should Sign Colin Kaepernick
Kaepernick to the Jets is a match made in heaven and orchestrated by a parody Twitter account.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 10, 2020
Dana White Is Ripping Off 'Mortal Kombat' You Guys
Will soon officially announce the signing of Goro.
- By Luis Prada
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- April 09, 2020
NFL Draft Has The Smell Of Doom To It
Somebody's gonna bungle this draft and we're ready for it.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 09, 2020
A Desperate NBA Turns To H-O-R-S-E, The Lowest Form Of Basketball
There's going to be a lot of half-court heaves to earn an 'H'
- By Luis Prada
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- April 06, 2020
Bring Your Golf Game Right to Your Backyard With These Deals
Self-isolation doesn't have to slow your cabbage roll.
- By CRACKED Store
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- April 05, 2020
Announcers Doing Play-By-Play Of Their Pets Is What All Sports Should Be Now
If you’ve ever wondered if sports commentators are just doing that in their heads constantly, the answer is yes, it’s amazing, and it frequently involves dogs.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- April 03, 2020
LaMelo Ball Is Trying To Buy A Pro Basketball Team Before Even Getting Into The NBA
Buying a basketball team at age 18 is the first big baller thing that Big Baller Brand has actually done.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 03, 2020
The White Sox Will Be Announcing Simulated Games And It Could Be Hilarious
Starting today the Chicago White Sox will be simulating a game every week on Playstation's MLB The Show and we hope other teams follow suit.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 02, 2020
College Athletes Can Now Raise Money For Charity, And That's Big
The NCAA had to create a waiver for student-athletes to raise money for charity. Sheesh.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- March 26, 2020
The Olympic Torch Got To Japan, Now What?
Made it there 0.01 seconds too late.
- By Luis Prada
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- March 24, 2020
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