Cracked Archive - Sports

NFL Player Earl Thomas And His Brother Are Weird AF

This is going to make for a strange family reunion.

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Taiwan Is Hosting Earth's Best (And Only) Baseball Games

Taiwan was rewarded for its handling of this crisis by actually getting their sports back on time, and they're making the most of it.

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Inside The Sad World Of NBA Diss Tracks

Dudes are getting dunked on in the recording studio, too.

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Group Of Black Women Harassed Off Golf Course For Playing Correctly

If you're complaining about others taking too much time on a golf course, you've gotta reconsider your priorities.

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The NCAA Might Be Screwed Due To The G-League

Could the G-League spell the end for NCAA?

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The XFL Is (Once Again) Dead

R.I.P.

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Hit The Nadir? Watch Russian Slap Fighting

Russian Slap Fighting is exactly the type of entertainment we need right now.

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No March Madness, Chicken Wings Up The...

Logic dictates that there must also be a wet nap surplus.

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Shaq Once Offered A Teammate $10K To Fight Kobe

Nobody on the planet would dare fight Kobe, but that didn't stop Shaq from finding out what the asking rate would be.

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Hoax, Or No Hoax, The New York Jets Should Sign Colin Kaepernick

Kaepernick to the Jets is a match made in heaven and orchestrated by a parody Twitter account.

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Dana White Is Ripping Off 'Mortal Kombat' You Guys

Will soon officially announce the signing of Goro.

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NFL Draft Has The Smell Of Doom To It

Somebody's gonna bungle this draft and we're ready for it.

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A Desperate NBA Turns To H-O-R-S-E, The Lowest Form Of Basketball

There's going to be a lot of half-court heaves to earn an 'H'

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Bring Your Golf Game Right to Your Backyard With These Deals

Self-isolation doesn't have to slow your cabbage roll.

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Announcers Doing Play-By-Play Of Their Pets Is What All Sports Should Be Now

If you’ve ever wondered if sports commentators are just doing that in their heads constantly, the answer is yes, it’s amazing, and it frequently involves dogs.

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