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Ancient Greeks Had The Most Brutal Olympic Combat Sport Imaginable<\/a><\/h2>

A dude won ... after he died.<\/p>

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By Ethan Tyrrell <\/a> <\/dd>
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The Surprising Origins Of Those Racist England Soccer Posts<\/a><\/h2>

Sports fans are trash worldwide.<\/p>

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By Nathan Williams <\/a> <\/dd>
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Cockroach Upstages Olympic Field Hockey Match<\/a><\/h2>

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By Carly Tennes <\/a> <\/dd>
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Simone Biles To Withdrawing From Competition Critics : 'I Don't Think You Realize How Dangerous This Is'<\/a><\/h2>

Here's why the GOAT says her critics don't \"realize how dangerous\" her situation is.<\/p>

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By Carly Tennes <\/a> <\/dd>
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NBA Coach Allegedly Punished Entire Team ... Because One Player Had An Android?<\/a><\/h2>

When it comes to the iPhone vs Android debate, it seems former Milwaukee Bucks head coach Jason Kidd doesn't kid(d) around.<\/p>

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By Carly Tennes <\/a> <\/dd>
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It's Not Just Tokyo; Olympic Villages Are Usually Dumpster Fires<\/a><\/h2>

It seems as though in every Olympic cycle, there are reports of unsanitary conditions and general misery at the lodging of the elite athletes.<\/p>

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By Ethan Tyrrell <\/a> <\/dd>
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4 Serious Sports (That Sound Like They Were Invented As A Joke)<\/a><\/h2>

We're kind of bummed out we didn't invent these sports ourselves.<\/p>

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By Dan Fritschie <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Reasons The 2021 Olympics Are Shaping Up To Be Trash<\/a><\/h2>

The Olympics suck this year, but not for the usual reasons the Olympics suck.<\/p>

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By Chris Corlew <\/a> <\/dd>
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Norwegian Women's\u00a0Beach Handball Teams Fined For Forgoing 'Unnecessarily Sexualized' Bikini Bottoms<\/a><\/h2>

The Tokyo Olympics may be days away, but the Petty Olympics are in full swing.<\/p>

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By Carly Tennes <\/a> <\/dd>
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How 'Take Me Out To The Ball Game' Is A Feminist Anthem<\/a><\/h2>

The real star at the old ball game.<\/p>

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By Zanandi Botes <\/a> <\/dd>
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7 Times Sports Fans Were The Absolute Worst<\/a><\/h2>

Sports fans have a reputation for being rowdy, unruly maniacs. This is 100-percent fair.<\/p>

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By Chris Corlew <\/a> <\/dd>
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Meet Baseball's Pitcher Who Got Struck By Lightning Mid-Game -- Then Kept Playing<\/a><\/h2>

One player rose above the comical nature of just about everybody playing old-timey baseball to really stand out.<\/p>

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By Mac Faber <\/a> <\/dd>
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Olympic Hopeful Blames Burrito For Positive Performance-Enhancing Drug Test<\/a><\/h2>

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By Carly Tennes <\/a> <\/dd>
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History's All-Time 20 Greatest Sports Moments (According To Y'all)<\/a><\/h2>

The following moments from sports history got our readers crying with joy, and maybe then did the same for you.<\/p>

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By Ryan Menezes, <\/a> Cracked Readers <\/a> <\/dd>
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